This will be the first and only Sweet Tater blog post my vegetable-hating brother will ever pay attention to… maybe.

According to SlashFood, Elk Creek Vineyards has created a limited edition University of Kentucky Blue Box wine complete with pop-out basketball hoop. You know, to make it classier.

I can’t pretend to care about sports of any kind, but if pressed to pick a preferred college basketball team I suppose I’d say Wildcats because that’s who I grew up falling asleep to while my dad and brother watched the games. We were born in Kentucky, after all.

On a related note, nothing puts me to sleep faster than the sound of a sportscaster’s voice over the squeak of new shoes on a lacquered wooden floor. Nothing.

I went to a game once with my brother. His only request: “Please GOD just wear something blue.” Of course I didn’t have anything because I’ve been in a black and neutral phase for, like, 4 years so I had to go out and buy something on my way to the stadium. I ended up with what I thought was a pretty respectable blue outfit. He made fun of me relentlessly for my ugly $8 hat.

Anyway, buy your Blue Box wine here.