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Cantina 1511

In Restaurants on July 31, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Margarita flight

Yesterday I went to the chiropractor because my back is being ridiculous. I got hooked up to this crazy machine that sends shocks through your muscles causing them to twitch. It’s supposed to build up heat that relaxes you and reduces pain. I think? It will also feel like you worked out the next day so I was instructed to drink lots of water so I wouldn’t tighten up. Instead, I drank this margarita flight at Cantina 1511.

Stew had the brilliant idea to eat at this gem of a restaurant last night and I am eternally grateful. We all know how I feel about “Mexican food” (not good) so I was a bit hesitant. We also know how I feel about big chain restaurants and I thought that was what this was.

As it turns out, Cantina is local to Charlotte and has just two locations–East Blvd and Stonecrest.

The food here was nothing short of incredible and our waiter was fantastic. I was really impressed with their ability to quickly turn over fresh, quality food in a restaurant that could easily rival any of the big chains (it was still packed with a dinner crowd at 9pm) while still maintaining that small, local charm.

There were several bests of the evening. Considering I hate most of the lackluster Mexican food I’ve ever eaten, I was pretty thrilled to consume the:

Best tortilla chips

Best guacamole (made table side)

Best salad

There are no words for how good that guacamole was. I wish I’d jotted down notes as the server explained each thing he added. It’s not like guacamole is complicated, but they work some magic on this stuff. Next time…

There are also no words for how massive my salad was. I don’t know why I got a large. Yes I do. I thought I would eat it all. Sadly, I am not designed to consume a family-size serving platter of salad. If I could though, I would because it.was.amazing. This is how much was left AFTER I thought I would explode:

Mmmhm

Stew fared much better than I in the Clean Your Plate Club.

Stew's enchiladas before...

... and after.

It’s a shame my pictures are so terrible because the food was so the opposite. You’ll just have to go see for yourself. You’ll probably see us, too.

PB Bar Split

In Breakfast on July 31, 2010 at 11:49 am

PB banana bread w/maple PB sauce

I had something glorious for breakfast, kind of a more elaborate twist on my banana cream toast. I took 1.5 of Anne’s peanut butter bars (split into 3 slices) and lightly sauteed them. Then I made a maple peanut butter sauce by combining about a tablespoon of peanut butter with a tablespoon of water and a teaspoon of maple syrup.

I layered the PB sauce in between each slice and then topped it all off with blueberry soft serve.

Toppling over in 3... 2...

It was… amazing. The soft texture of the PB bars is much better suited for this than the toast I used last time. Loved it.

Caturday 7/31/10

In Cats on July 31, 2010 at 9:33 am

From Ralphie, with love

Happy last Caturday of July! Wait… is this happy? Where did the summer go? I agree that it’s time for some cooler weather but considering we won’t be graced with its presence in South Carolina until October, I say extend my lazy time off until then. Anyway, Ralphie bought Meg and Alex a wedding gift. (Ralphie not included.)

I have so many glorious pictures of the cats this week because I’ve forgotten to share some of them in past weeks. Behold this glorious picture of Weasel:

Heeehehe

Also:

This.

How about the time Ralphie was attacking the laundry closet because she thought Weasel was in there… Please note where Weasel is actually located in the photo.

Good try, Ralph

And don’t miss Ralphie’s night vision skills…

I watch you sleep

And begging skills…

Gimme dat.

Weasel is a seasoned mountain climber.

Anything for Jameson

But sometimes things don’t go exactly as planned…

Ohmygod. I'm slipping.

HAAAAAALP

White Girl Can't Dance

In Workout on July 30, 2010 at 10:42 pm

We did not coordinate our pink

Despite the fact that I spent 7 of my formative years on a dance team, I regret to inform you that I, in fact, cannot dance. I realize it’s not that all white girls can’t dance; it’s just that this one can’t. I can dance in situations where steps are taught to me… like, 5-6-7-8. But when I try to just follow along and hop in, I look like…

Seinfeld

Why all the talk of dancing? Tonight I went to Zumba with Jen, Brittney and Jen to see what Diana’s been raving about. (She’s a new instructor and you can read all about it at her Zumba page.)

Walking into the big empty gymnasium felt a little bit like walking into cheerleading tryouts in 7th grade… when I didn’t make the cut. Luckily, Zumba-goers aren’t nearly as vicious as 7th grade cheerleaders (could anyone be?) so I felt instantly welcomed and at ease.

My back is hurting like a big ol’ bitch so I felt a bit limited in my range of motion, but I had a lot of fun bopping (hobbling?) around to the likes of “I Had the Time of My Life,” “Let Me Think About It,” and the Glee version of “Poker Face.” I was also sweating like a beast. Not like hot yoga sweating but definitely sweating.

Zumba is fun and relaxed but definitely a good workout. I can see how people get hooked on it as their fitness regimen of choice and lose weight in the process. In fact, our instructor said she lost 50 pounds doing it. Get it, girl.

High Five, Anne P

In Baked Goods on July 30, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Anne P's vegan nut butter breakfast bars

I’d like to extend a heartfelt high five to fellow RD-to-be Anne P for her vegan almond butter breakfast bars. I made these tasty delights a couple days ago and have found that I tend to eat them two at a time. No problem.

Her recipe calls for almond butter but I had PB on hand and it does the trick. I also used gluten-free flour and cut the maple syrup down from 1/3 c to 1/4 c. Not because I thought it was too much but because I was too lazy to wash another measuring cup. I love how subtly sweet they turned out.

I’m also surprised by how perfectly moist they are. They’re soft like banana bread, not dense like a cookie. Proof that you don’t need fats and oils to make a decent baked good.

I know I’ll be coming back to this recipe when school starts and I need to stock my snack arsenal.

Make.these.now.

Pizza Night

In Dinner on July 29, 2010 at 8:11 pm

Pizza pizza

It would appear we have about a once monthly pizza night going on here. Or maybe it’s more like tri-weekly. Who knows? All I know is I like pizza. This pizza, however, I didn’t like so much.

1. Cheese is making me a little gassy. I said it. I can’t decide if it’s because my body’s not used to it or if it always felt this way but I couldn’t tell because I had so much other crap in my body (hello, entire bags of Baked Cheetos in one sitting). At any rate, it has been noted.

2. I hate Glutino products. They are highly processed with weird ingredients I can’t pronounce. Normally I would check for something like this but I made a rare assumption it would be fine. And we all know what happens when we make assumptions. It’d be one thing if it was packed full of crap and still tasted amazing but… it doesn’t. Oh, and now I know why I hated the latest gluten-free flour I bought… it’s also made by Glutino (Gluten-Free Pantry).

Nah

3. My vegetables were sad. I used up the last of the fresh produce (minus two red peppers I plan to stuff tomorrow… maybe) and had to resort to frozen broccoli and asparagus. We roasted them first and the final product was just mushy. Mmmeh.

Mmmmeh

I only ate half the pizza and am saving myself for peanut butter cup banana soft serve and Jersey Sho-ah.

Yes, that's me.

My friend made me that for my birthday. Don’t hate.

My Favorite Meal(s)

In What's for Lunch? on July 29, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Piles

I’ve decided that my favorite meals are pretty standard: whole grain, protein, mountains of vegetables. The combinations are endless… quinoa, rice, millet, oats, beans, tempeh, tofu, EVERYTHING.

Tonight’s pile included brown rice with roasted onions, broccoli, zucchini and wild rice tempeh. This is simply my favorite way to eat… simply.

$69 Hot Dog

In Weird on July 29, 2010 at 10:48 am

Mmmm, pretzel roll

OK. I actually think this looks good… if it didn’t have a hot dog in it. It’s the pretzel roll that’s doing it for me. Mmmm. When I was in Berlin, I took a train outside the city to stop by my mom’s mom’s childhood home (just to take pictures like a stalker). While there, I ate a pretzel from a bakery that I still think about. That is why this appeals to me. Not because a $69 hot dog is in any way ok.

You can find the world’s most expensive hot dog at Serendipity 3, also home of the famous frozen hot chocolate AND the world’s most expensive ice cream sundae (covered in edible gold leaf, obviously).

I can tell you I wouldn’t even pay $0.69 cents for a hot dog, which is probably more than they’re worth anyway. And something tells me true hot dog lovers won’t do it either. No, this “delicacy” is for flashy, douche-y, Ed Hardy-wearing clientele only.

Peanut Butter Cups

In Dessert on July 28, 2010 at 9:36 pm

Hey baby

I wonder how many of my photos are captioned “Hey baby.”

Anyway, I am in desperate need of a dessert pantry re-stocking. I actually don’t have a dessert pantry. And I guess if it did it would have a sign like this on the door:

Maybe

Nevertheless, I DO love desserts.

So tonight I thought about making chocolate chip cookies, but that requires way too much effort. Enter: Averie’s peanut butter cups. Three ingredients works for me. Chocolate (I have carob chips, which, by the way, I HATE), peanut butter, nutritional yeast. Surprise! Nutritional yeast in a peanut butter cup? Yeah. You can’t even taste it. But now you can call it healthy because you got yo B vitamins in there.

Yeah, B vitamins.

Sandra Lee Approved

In Cocktail on July 28, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Cocktail time

You know how Sandra Lee ends all of her wretched shows with “cocktail time”? Well, she would’ve approved of my evening last night.

Stew and I stopped by a new pub over by the university. It’s dirty as hell but at least it gets to serve alcohol in this church-run town. Bitter? Yes, I am. I had a vodka tonic with a splash of cranberry, and I quite like that combo. They also brought around a house shot, but a wee tiny sip indicated a presence of whiskey (no thank you, college days) so I passed mine to Stew.

Stew was a good sport and ordered a spinach dip appetizer, but I was not down. The last time I ate here my vegetarian chili was straight up chilled. I did eat chips though.

Nope

I think being there put me in a bad mood that has carried over to today. It’s probably only the second time we’ve attempted to go out here because we’ve been spending all our time in Charlotte. It reminded me how much I hate it here and how much I don’t want this life with the pedestrian-UNfriendly streets and the crap restaurants and the weird church laws and the cookie cutter condo. I want the one 30 minutes north with the cute walkable neighborhoods and the local restaurants and the alcohol sold on Sundays and a charming little refurbished bungalow. Alas.

I’m just being dramatic.

We did have a grand ol’ time making fun of one very heinous tattoo. I even have a picture but I won’t be that cruel. Just imagine a hieroglyphic-type lizard skeleton of sorts. You know.

Wild Rice Tempeh

In What's for Lunch? on July 28, 2010 at 2:29 pm

Tempeh sandwich

Today I tried a new-to-me tempeh flavor: wild rice. I bought this kind:

Wild rice tempeh

I love me some tempeh, but I think the black strands of wild rice are going to freak some people out.

Hmmm

On a sandwich, this tempeh is really no different that the regular kind in terms of taste and texture. If you eat the tempeh alone though, free of bread and condiments, you’ll catch the chewiness of the rice. It doesn’t taste weird. It’s just there.

I think my favorite tempeh (other than plain) is garden vegetable.

Anyway, I had this one on Udi’s gluten-free with tahini dressing, spinach and tabbouleh. Tastay.

Etsy Finds (Take 3?)

In Etsy Finds on July 27, 2010 at 11:23 pm

By Kikichoo

Etsy is a gold mine for quirky food finds (like these mustache greeting cards). I’m not sure how many of these roundups I’ve posted but there will be many, many more. It helps me look and not buy to share them with everyone else. But don’t buy that little broccoli guy at the end. I want him.

By SimplyChacha

I know I already have a peapod necklace (thanks to Stew!), but this one is also adorable.

By papermichelle

This bunny and I share the same dream.

By lulubugjewelry

All things avocado are wonderful.

By KawaiiFrenzy

Awww, this is the cutest a hamburger has ever looked…

By xbfoverstock

This Colonel Kernel shirt is especially hilarious because in college I wanted to get a guinea pig and name him The Colonel. However, my friend thought I meant The Kernel, which would’ve been better anyway.

By Woolykins

Sorry, I’ve got dibs on this adorable broccoli magnet. Find your own.

Tasty Ray?

In Weird on July 27, 2010 at 10:58 pm

Cownose ray

You know what I like to do with things when they get in my way? Eat them. Yeah. Keep your kids in check.

Mmmno. Not really. I don’t just eat things because they burden me. But some people do.

According to Slash Food, the cownose ray better watch its back. Apparently these happy little guys are wreaking havoc off the Virginia coast feeding on valuable Chesapeake oysters, clams and scallops. The cownose ray saw a massive population increase when its natural predator, the inland coastal shark, started to die off and now we need a way to keep them in check.

Solution: Let’s eat them!

Yes. The Virginia Marine Products Board is creating a marketing campaign to hock these cuties to the public. But don’t expect them to taste like… fish. Word on the street is that they’re more along the lines of veal. Because that’s better. Ack.

Would you eat a cownose ray?

Dandelion Market

In Restaurants on July 26, 2010 at 11:19 pm

Dandelion Market

Thank God for bloggers. I’m having so much fun tapping into this network. It kind of feels like I’m in college again? Whaa? This is a testament to how painfully antisocial I’ve been for the last couple years.

Charlotte bloggers are my favorite

[The group: Michelle, Jessie, Kelly, Jen, Jen, Brittney and Diana]

A bunch of us took advantage of a Groupon deal last week (pay $10, get a $20 gift certificate) at Dandelion Market so we decided to make a big outing of it.

Somewhere downtown... uptown?

Here’s what kills me about Charlotte: they call downtown “uptown”. Heh?

Anyway, this restaurant is delightful. I love me some small plates… tapas, if you will. They even served the water in wee little tiny glasses like the ones we had in Spain.

Significantly smaller than a knife

I had the house salad, which comes served in a bowl of cheese. No really.

Cheeeeeese bowl

And the trio of spreads–hummus, roasted red peppers with feta and tapenade.

Tasty spreads

Everything was delicious (but the tapenade was craaaazy salty). I also had a bite of Jen and Brittney’s apple pie thing. Crazy good.

After dinner, we ran up to Kelly’s apartment so she could show me a WordPress trick I can’t figure out (thanks!) and met her adorable dog Rascal.

Rascal!

This incredible little nugget can do no fewer than, like, 15 tricks. Amazing. Adorable.

Tabbouleh Lettuce Wraps

In Gluten Free, What's for Lunch? on July 26, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Gluten free tabbouleh and tahini dressing

Lunch today was tastaaaay. For reasons unbeknownst to me, I picked up a massive bunch of parsley at Earth Fare on Saturday with no real plan to actually use it. Knowing my track record with herbs and spoilage, I was well aware that I had to do something with it quickly or watch it perish in the back of the refrigerator. Solution: tabbouleh.

Tabbouleh is glorious and I love eating it (mostly at Pita House), but I never make it because it’s never as good. It’s also made of bulgur wheat, which makes Stew’s tummy very angry. No problem! You can make tabbouleh with… quinoa! In fact, you could probably make it with just about any whole grain.

My tabbouleh is a simple mix of quinoa, olive oil, lemon juice, tomato, zucchini and salt. Zucchini is not standard in tabbouleh (cucumber is), but since I hate cucumber I went with this instead.

I knew I wanted to serve the tabbouleh in lettuce wraps along with leftover soup, but I couldn’t figure out how to bulk the meal up to make it satisfying. Enter Andy Bellatti’s tahini dressing. He tweeted about it just as I was fretting over what to add to my meal. This is why I love twitter.

Perfect meal

You are now required to go make that tahini dressing because it is mind blowing. That is all.

Sweet Spinach Muffins

In Baked Goods on July 26, 2010 at 1:58 pm

No, you can't taste the spinach

The other night I got to try Diana’s Green Monster Muffins and they were fantastic so as soon as she posted the recipe, it was go time in my kitchen.

These muffins are light and lemon-y like a throw back to lemon poppyseed muffins but with lots of healthy spinach crammed in. I tweaked Diana’s recipe to make mine vegan and gluten-free by using GF flour and subbing a flax “egg.” I also cut the sugar down to 1/2 cup and used 2 Tbsp olive oil instead of canola. But hers were better.

Sweet Spinach Muffins
(from The Chic Life)

1.5 c GF flour
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp baking soda
1 flax egg (1/2 Tbsp ground flax + 1/2 Tbsp chia seeds + 3 Tbsp H2O)
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 applesauce
1 cup PACKED baby spinach, chopped in food processor
3 Tbsp olive oil
1 tsp vanilla extract
zest of 1 lemon

1. Create flax “egg” and set aside to gel. Process spinach and set aside. In a separate bowl, combine first five dry ingredients.

2. Mix sugar and flax “egg” together and then mix in the remaining wet ingredients.

3. Pour the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients and stir to combine. Spoon into a lined cupcake tin. Optional: Top with chopped nuts of choice. I used pecans.

4. Bake at 350 degrees for about 15 minutes.

Love muffin

Brilliant recipe, Diana!

Sleep to Eat

In Breakfast on July 26, 2010 at 10:32 am

I sleep for this

I love eating breakfast, but I always say that I hate breakfast. What gives?

I guess I’m just not a fan of traditional breakfast foods (pancakes, waffles, french toast, etc.) or flavors (heavy sugar, chocolate, butter). It’s not that these things aren’t delicious; it’s just that I don’t want to eat them in the morning. They seem more like dessert.

I do love cereal, but a measly 200-calorie serving of that will keep me full all of about 15 minutes. And I love oatmeal, but the hot stuff is too heavy for me this brutal summer.

Angela’s vegan overnight oats have made me a true breakfast believer. What could be better than fruit, a whole grain and nutrient-dense chia and flax seeds? Answer: nothing.

Late at night, I get excited about sleeping because it means I get to wake up and eat this. I take that as a very good sign.

Runaway Ralph

In Cats on July 26, 2010 at 8:56 am

The picture that almost lost Ralph

You can nominate me for Worst Mom Award now. Last night while watching Next Food Network Star (about time Serena got the boot, right?), we heard a frantic scratching at the front door. When I got closer I heard whimpering and assumed it was the neighbor’s dog that had come to visit once before. But when I opened the door, there was Ralphie!

Let me elaborate by saying that my cats do NOT go outside without me hovering over them. How did she get out? And why didn’t we know it?

Answer: After making peanut butter chocolate banana soft serve for dessert, I stepped out on the front porch to try and catch some natural light. I have a paranoia about my cats escaping. In fact, last week my power went out so I went to sleep at my brother’s house only to return with a flashlight at 1am because I had this sinking feeling that Weasel had followed me out. She hadn’t.

I also have a superstition that I have to see both cats before I walk out the door. Part of this stems from my fear of them walking out the door with me and part of it stems from a fear that if I can’t see them, they must be dead somewhere. Crazy much? What will I do when I have kids?

Well, it’ll only get worse from here on. Last night when I took my ice cream photo, I had that familiar uneasy feeling that I should probably check for a cat. But I didn’t. And Ralph was out there.

She was out for about two hours and must’ve never left the front porch. I just feel terrible because I took her in as an abandoned stray and don’t ever want her to feel like she’s lost again. She still had on her frayed yellow collar and bell when I found her so I know she had a home. A security guard from the building across the street told me a pregnant dog had been left behind when a neighbor’s house foreclosed and Ralph may have had the same fate. 2007-2008 was a bad time for pets. When the housing market crashed, people couldn’t justify spending money to support a pet when they couldn’t support themselves.

After she came inside, thunder and lightning rolled through and I felt terrible. What if she hadn’t come back? I’m just so happy she did.

Me too. Now I own your soul... even more.

Not so Souper Sunday

In Soup on July 25, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Quick and easy soup

This morning I woke up feeling like hell and I didn’t even drink last night. It’s just a mild discomfort in the back of my throat but enough to keep me from wanting to do anything but make soup.

I love making soup because there’s nothing to it and I almost always have suitable ingredients on hand. Basically if I’ve got vegetable broth, a can of beans and at least one fresh or frozen vegetable, I’m good to go.

Today’s soup included: kidney beans, zucchini, potatoes and a little salsa for kick.

Hug in a bowl

So far I’ve watched Juno, Bridget Jones’s Diary and part of a murder mystery on Lifetime. Sounds like a sick day to me.

Best Day

In Party on July 25, 2010 at 1:26 am

Watch your back, Big Daddy

Today was damn near perfect. No wait… it was. Period. I started my morning with a Glo Bar, leftover banana soft serve and decaf coffee and then quickly bolted out the door for yoga. I had wanted to do Tanner’s “Pimp My Pose” posture seminar in the afternoon, but I much prefer to sweat my ass off first thing in the morning. [Charlotte trip #1]

Good thing I did because when I got back Stew and I ran back to Charlotte together for Trader Joe’s and Yoforia. This was only my third time in a Trader Joe’s and Stew’s first. We are not fans. I know it pretends to be a health food store, but flip that box over and check the ingredients. All kinds of nonsense in there. All kinds. Not much organic produce either. [Charlotte trip #2]

Yoforia, however, we love.

Yoforia (to the tune of NOTORIOUS)

But let’s be serious, this isn’t healthy either. They post the nutrition facts per ounce so they look really impressive. 25 calories per ounce?? Sweet! Yeah, too bad I’ve never gotten fewer than 12 ounces (= 300 calories AND 5g sugar per = 60g sugar!). I’m not saying that’s stopping me. I’m just saying we need to all stop kidding ourselves here.

Bring it on

We made a grocery stop at Earth Fare and then came home for a major baking adventure: vegan gluten-free carrot cupcakes with “cream cheese” frosting.

BAM success.

They are awesommme. I’ll do a dedicated recipe post for it once I figure out what I did. Because wouldn’t you know it, I once again just threw a bunch of stuff together and didn’t write it down.

I took my baked goods to Michelle’s house for a little going away partay for Kath and Emily. It sucks they’re leaving just as I’m arriving, but I’m glad I got to meet them and that I’ve tapped into this incredible network of people. [Charlotte trip #3]

Charlotte bloggers (Caitlin's photo)

Meet Kath, Michelle, Emily, Diana, Jen, Caitlin and Kelly. (Don’t miss Caitlin on the freaking TODAY SHOW on August 5 at 10am! She’ll be discussing her book Operation Beautiful, which you should buy.)

Eating with food bloggers is the best because they EAT. I had a feast of an incredible black bean burger (watch yo back, Big Daddy!), corn, black bean salsa and grilled veggies.

Feast

Lovely

Michelle doesn’t have an official recipe for her burgers but they are GOOD. For dessert I had:

Diana's sweet spinach muffins

Carrot cupcake

You can find Diana’s muffins here.

Carrot cupcake time

The cupcakes were ugly but delicious. The AC in my car is broken aaaaaagain so they got a little melty because it’s only, like, A MILLION DEGREES HERE.

Thanks so much to Michelle for hosting a great party! I drove all the way home and was at my exit when she tweeted to let me know I forgot my camera. F! Only a blogger would go all.the.damn.way.back.

That’s right. [Charlotte trip #4] I turned around and drove all the way back to get it. Then I met my brother and his friends at a bar and now here I am at 1am trying to recap it all. Who am I?

Caturday 7/24/10

In Cats on July 24, 2010 at 8:07 am

Flying Ralph to the rescue!

Happy Caturday! Ralphie and Weasel have been out of damn control this week because I let them go outside one time (all the while hovering no more than 6 inches from them for fear they might bolt) and I’ve been going out to sit on the patio more frequently and they’re jealous. Ralphie literally throws her body against the window until I let her out. I’ve created monsters.

But cute monsters…

Fancy Weaz

Long legs, tiny head

Hi Weaz

While on the floor taking pictures of Weasel, my attention whore Ralphie crawled under me and started attacking my necklace.

I'll take THAT.

Uhhh, NUFFING TO SEE HERE

Soon I realized Ralphie was being quite hilarious herself.

What you saying?

RAAAAAR

Dus kidding.

Bloggers at Brixx

In Restaurants on July 24, 2010 at 12:11 am

Lovely

Tonight I had dinner with Rachel (in town from California but apparently not done driving like a Californian), Diana, Kelly (whose name I always try to spell “Kellie” because it looks like “foodie”), KathMichelle and their respective significant others.

Stew and I grabbed a glass of wine before meeting the group.

Do they sell wine here?

Hers and His

I had a delightful 1/2 glass of Riesling. Half glass?? Who thought of this brilliant idea? I want it everywhere.

Then we headed to Brixx where we started with bruschetta.

I don't hate tomatoes today

My love and disdain for tomatoes changes daily. Today I was fine with them. Tomorrow, we’ll see…

I had a Greek salad, a piece of Stew’s artichoke pizza aaaand more wine.

Salad

Artichoke pizza

You again

After dinner, we headed across the parking lot to Ben & Jerry’s for dessert.

Welcome home, Rachel

Stew and I shared a cup of Half Baked frozen yogurt (cookie dough AND brownies, you say??)…

Not as good as Blueberry Frog

As it turns out, I like the assorted frozen yogurt places I’ve frequented as of late (Blueberry Frog, Yoforia, etc.) Rumor has it (actually, fact has it) there’s a new Pinkberry in Charlotte. Ooooh.

Healthy Teacher, Sweet Tater and The Chic Life

I could not be happier to be tapped into this vast network of food bloggers. Charlotte is clearly a hotbed for this hobby. Without this I promise you I’d be curled up in the fetal position mumbling nonsense about chain restaurants and begging to be put out of my misery.

Empty the Fridge for Lunch

In What's for Lunch? on July 23, 2010 at 4:27 pm

No vegetable left behind

In an attempt to empty the fridge of perishable food items before they near their end and before I replace them with more appetizing selections after my Sunday grocery trip, I created a strange but delicious lunch: brown rice, maple balsamic glazed tofu roasted broccoli, green peppers, carrots, eggplant, pecans and Stew’s magical spinach feta hummus.

Few things are more irritating than tossing out food, and I’ve already thrown away one moldy peach this week so this pile was a necessity. I must say, Stew’s hummus MADE the meal.

Golden Watermelon

In Products on July 23, 2010 at 9:53 am

Something is off...

Yesterday I picked up a quarter of a golden yellow watermelon at Earth Fare out of pure curiosity. It was happy to find a home…

Hooraaaaay

But was then quickly hacked up into little pieces and devoured. Sorry, little guy.

Not pineapple

It was delicious and pretty much tastes like… watermelon. But there’s something different about it. More tang, perhaps. I loved it.

Eggplant (Non)Parmesan

In Dinner on July 22, 2010 at 8:04 pm

Eggplant parmesan... without parmesan?

I think this is one of the best things I’ve ever made. Too forward? No really though. It is. Eggplant parmesan is known for being a pretty heavy, pretty “bad” cheese-filled, deep-fried food. But it doesn’t have to be. I promise. The proof is in the… eggplant. No eggs. No dairy. Nope, not even parmesan. Here’s how I did it…

1. Tofu “ricotta” – In a small food processor, combine 1/2 block of tofu (don’t press the water out first), squeeze of 1/2 a lemon, 1 Tbsp nutritional yeast, salt to taste, herbs to taste (I used fresh basil and dried parsley). This will create a thick white paste similar to ricotta cheese.

2. “Fry” eggplant – Slice eggplant into medium-thin “steaks.” (I used 6 slices for this dish for two people.) In a small bowl, combine 1 Tbsp chia seeds and 1Tbsp ground flax with about 6-8 Tbsp water. This will create a thick paste. Spread it onto both sides of each eggplant slice and then press it into bread crumbs. (Gluten free? Use cornmeal.) Place breaded eggplant on a greased cookie sheet and broil each side for 5 minutes until crunchy.

3. Assemble the dish – In a small loaf pan, layer marinara sauce followed by breaded eggplant topped with tofu ricotta. Repeat until your dish is full. (We had three layers of eggplant.) Optional: We topped ours with Stew’s spinach feta hummus. This clearly makes it non-vegan so you could skip it or make your own non-feta spinach hummus.

4. Bake! - Bake on 425 for about 30 minutes. Remove and let cool before serving.

Perfect

I looooved it. This was my first time making tofu ricotta and I actually thought it was really good. Comparable even. The eggplant was cooked nicely and helllllo Stew’s hummus.

Inhale

If you’re wondering why Stew doesn’t quit his job and just start a hummus business… I am too.

Panino… technically

In What's for Lunch? on July 22, 2010 at 3:45 pm

Tempeh sandwich with avocado and slaw

Don’t you hate when people say panini when talking about a singular sandwich? No? You didn’t take one measly semester of Italian and now consider yourself the official Italian Grammar Cop? Just me?

Really though… panini means sandwiches. Panino means sandwich. However, it’s permeated American English in such a way that I fear there’s no turning back. In fact, I say panini all the time.

Anyway, this PANINO was awesome. It had tempeh, avocado and carrot zucchini slaw on Udi’s gluten-free multigrain bread and was toasted up on the Breville.

Breville panini press

Stew bought this one day and we kind of didn’t think we’d use it. We were wrong. It’s super fast and is also easy to clean up. We use it multiple times a week. Because sandwiches are just better toasted… nay, pressed.

New Office

In Home on July 22, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Mmmm, outside

Like my new office? God knows I certainly do. After leaving the office, I thought I’d be much happier away from fluorescent lights. Sadly, the cave-like darkness of my old apartment was no better. So when we moved here I thought I’d like the natural light inside much better. Wrong. As it turns out, I just don’t like being inside. It makes me antsy.

I suppose if I really think about it, the most enjoyable jobs I’ve had have dealt with being outside. Being a summer camp counselor was exhausting but in a good way. And waitressing out on the patio in the summer didn’t even feel like work.

Excellent

Pier 1 had a sale

I got everything on clearance at Pier 1. If you need outdoor furniture, I suggest you do the same. Generally, I wouldn’t talk money here, but this is money in a good way… CHEAP.

Table + umbrella + chair + chair = $250. Unheard of.

One problem: I can only enjoy my outdoor office until about 11am when the sun rises over the house and the heat becomes unbearable. I’ll take what I can get.

Pupusas for You-sas

In Gluten Free, What's for Lunch? on July 21, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Pupusa!

Sorry. Rhyming doesn’t work like that, does it? Eminem says it does.

Today Heather tweeted about some “gluten-free Hot Pockets” and I just had to see what the deal was. Turns out she was talking about… pupusas! She saw a recipe for them at Non-Dairy Queen, and I knew immediately that I was going to make them, too.

Remember when I first ranted on about pupusas back when my blog was just a baby? Well, I’ve always wanted to make them but Emeril’s recipe for them has a billion ingredients and steps. The one I saw today was too simple not to try.

Masa and water create the dough pocket and then you can stuff it with whatever you want. I chose black beans, kale and salsa. Traditional pupusas are served with a cabbage slaw so I did the best I could with the ingredients on hand and made carrot and zucchini slaw instead. This MADE the meal. Warm food with cool crunchy things is the way to go.

Pupusas!

All dressed up

Now I want to go to a real pupusa stand in Charlotte to see how well I pulled this off. It tasted great but I wouldn’t exactly call it autentico

Cold Oats How-To

In Breakfast on July 21, 2010 at 9:49 am

How I make Kentucky Fried Checken?

One of the more delightful things about blogging is getting to see what people typed into Google that led them to your site. The top searches to my blog are quite hilarious: KFC double down, sumo wrestler… butter. This is because I have photos with these captions and so people are coming in from Google Image. One of my favorite searches, however, was: “How I make Kentucky Fried Checken?” Yes, checken. Unfortunately, I can’t tell you how to make that here. But I can (and will) tell you how I make my cold oats (AKA overnight oats, vegan overnight oats, VOO) each morning…

Combine dry ingredients

I use 1/2 c oats, 1 Tbsp chia seeds, 1 Tbsp ground flax, sprinkle of cinnamon. Optional: maca and mesquite. Maca has a wretched, wretched taste so I use it sparingly. Mesquite has a nice caramel-y taste and isn’t overpowering. Pour in almond milk (or “milk” of choice) to cover oats. Mix and refrigerate. This is the step in the process that some people do the night before. Not even necessary for me. Sometimes I don’t even refrigerate it.

Make banana soft serve... 1 frozen banana

Add fresh fruit of choice

Process until creamy

Banana soft serve is the greatest. Seriously, if you haven’t tried it… DO IT. I use an immersion blender with a food processor attachment to make small batches, but you could use a regular food processor too.

Cuisinart Smart Stick... highly recommended

Your oats will now look something like this:

Almost there...

Top the oats with the banana soft serve and…

BAM, breakfast

I don’t put any sweetener in mine because I think the fruit is enough. Stew likes to top his with maple syrup. SO GOOD.

Lunch by the Pool

In What's for Lunch? on July 20, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Sandwich sunning by the pool

I think that quitting my job to work as a contractor was one of the smartest moves I’ve ever made. Sure, I get stir crazy being alone all day and I have zero social stimulation. And sure my taxes are going to destroy me this year… But when I’m sick of looking at a computer screen and want to eat lunch by the pool… I do.

This also means, however, that I may have to work Saturdays and/or Sundays and/or nights. But I don’t even care. Working like this means every single day is the same. They all run together. It makes no difference to me if I work all through the weekend or if I maintain a Monday – Friday schedule. I don’t care if I wake up at 6am and crank it out until lunchtime or stay up late and work into the wee hours of the morning. Six… half dozen… whatever.

This freedom sandwich by the pool contains tempeh, Stew’s carrot hummus, spinach, salsa, tomato and pickles on Udi’s gluten-free bread. Delightful. My poolside literature of choice is Chelsea Handler’s Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang. If you can get past the painfully uncomfortable first chapter, it’s delightful. It’s also bright pink and neon orange so you have no chance of convincing people you’re reading anything remotely mind stimulating.

Dandies

In Dessert on July 20, 2010 at 8:42 am

Date + candies = dandies?

I’ve had mountains of dates sitting around for… too long, so I decided it was time to do something with them. As it turns out, I don’t really like dates. They’re too sweet, they make my hands sticky aaand I kind of think they look like roaches. Just sayin.

However, if you puree them into an unrecognizable form, stuff them with peanut butter and roll them in coconut, now we’re talking.

I made three versions of what I’m now calling dandies… dates + candies = dandies. Sure. One is supposedly a vegan macaroon but it really just tastes like a banana coconut cookie. No problem. I also made a few simple balls of date paste rolled in coconut, but when I could tell that was way too much date for my liking, I abandoned that project and instead made a roll of date paste stuffed with peanut butter then rolled it in coconut.

Much better

A Very Green Dinner

In Dinner on July 20, 2010 at 8:35 am

Green and some green

Last night’s dinner was a little on the green side. I had brown rice and tempeh with broccoli and zucchini plus a side of kale chips. Everything was dusted with nutritional yeast.

Ew, what’s nutritional yeast, you ask? Nutritional yeast is a deactivated yeast made by culturing yeast with sugarcane and beet molasses. The result is a yellow substance that can be purchased in powder or flake form. Vegans and vegetarians love it because it’s a good source of B vitamins and it’s a complete protein. It tastes kind of cheesy, which is why it’s often used to make vegan parmesan and vegan cheese sauce.

I like it on kale chips

Some people refer to nutritional yeast as “nooch” but because the slang for “vagina” at my high school was “kooch,” I’m going to go ahead and steer clear of that entirely too similar word. Especially when yeast is associated. Am I wrong??

This is my absolute favorite way to eat: brown rice base, vegetable protein, piles of baked vegetables, mild sauce. Roasted broccoli is what dreams are made of.

I love broccoli

PB&J Smoothie

In Smoothies on July 19, 2010 at 3:52 pm

PB strawberry smoothie

To pretend that this tastes like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich would be a bald-faced lie. But what else am I supposed to call a smoothie made of peanut butter and strawberries? I wonder if I added some oats to the mix if that would give it the breadiness it lacks to be a mock sandwich. Hmm…

At any rate, it contained:

frozen banana
fresh strawberries
ground flax
peanut butter glob
almond milk

Not green

This was the first non-green smoothie I’ve had in a quite a while. Can’t pick a favorite. Yes I can… green.

Super Salad

In What's for Lunch? on July 19, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Photobooth, yes

Ever have those moments where you feel too busy to get up and grab something (like your camera) but not too busy to get up and make something elaborate (like a salad)? Priorities.

Yeah, I was too lazy busy to go get my camera so this photo is coming at you courtesy of Photobooth. Not bad.

The salad is:

spinach
brown rice
tempeh
curry burger
carrot
parmesan
lemon juice & olive oil

Oh, and pickles DUH.

Also…

My first Glo Bar

Classic

I felt it fitting to start with Classic… so that’s what I did. Delightful. Can I just tell you (this is lame, now) that I got an overwhelming rush of pride when I opened the box? I’ve been reading Angela’s blog for a while now–drooled over her photos, tried her recipes, watched her quit her office job and open the bakery. I feel like I know her without really knowing her, and when I saw the perfectly arranged little bars, the neat packaging, the business card, the official nutrition facts and all… I thought, “Wow. Good for her.” So yeah, I’m proud of a stranger because she figured out what she wanted, abandoned what she didn’t and is succeeding in her new venture. Get it, girl.

As for the bar… delightful. I’d eat them every day if I didn’t have to pay shipping. Hey Angela, when will I see these babies on store shelves in the US? No pressure. Oh, and if you expand your business into the States and need to open up a satellite kitchen, I hereby formally submit my application for employment.

Glo Bar Surprise

In Products on July 19, 2010 at 10:26 am

Hooray!

AH! My friend (lovingly known as Sandwich in our circle) sent me Glo Bars for my birthday! Oh my goshhhhh. I read Angela’s blog every day and I’ve wanted these bars forever, but let’s be serious: I’m cheap.

Aren’t the nicest gifts the ones you’re too cheap to buy yourself? Love.

Thank you, Sandwich!

Conveniently enough, I haven’t had breakfast yet today. Which to choose… which to choose…

Do you have a favorite? Something tells me Adore (s’more flavor! – or “flavour” as the Canadian baker would say) will be a popular one.

Banana Cream Toast

In Breakfast, Gluten Free on July 18, 2010 at 7:34 pm

Strange but delicious

I usually have banana soft serve over oats each morning. Sadly, today I was out of the almond milk I need to make my oats. So I subbed in toast instead. Somehow… it worked.

Nom nom nom

Today’s soft serve was peanut butter banana and the toast is Udi’s gluten-free multigrain bread. I think next time I might make it vegan french toast

Misto

In Products on July 18, 2010 at 10:09 am

I think I might.

Yesterday after yoga I met up with Jessie to do some damage at Marshall’s. TJ Maxx is my first love, but when Marshall’s is closer, I can make an exception.

I’ve been wanting a Misto sprayer for a while now so finding one at 50% off made this purchase a no brainer. It’s not that the full $10 would’ve been a huge investment; it’s that I won’t pay full price for anything.

Misto vs. Pam

The benefits of using a Misto rather than store-bought cooking spray are numerous. For starters, the ingredients in my Misto are… olive oil. The ingredients in Pam, however, include grain alcohol (for clarity), lecithin (emulsifier) and propellant (for spraying). None of these things will kill you, but if you don’t need them there, why consume them? Plus, Pam is owned by ConAgra and anything we can do to not buy products from the Food Giants (ConAgra, Monsanto, Tyson) is a good idea in my book.

Since you wouldn’t really want to spray olive oil into a pan for a sweet baked good like cupcakes, you could fill your Misto with a flavorless oil.

PS – Do you know what canola oil really is? Olive oil comes from olives. Peanut oil comes from peanuts. Does canola oil come from… canola? Nope. Canola oil comes from rapeseed. Rapeseed oil in its unrefined form is related to increased risk of lung cancer when heated at high temperatures. Unrefined rapeseed oil also contains erucic acid, which is associated with heart lesions in lab animals. Never fear though. According to Snopes (where I got all this information), the canola oil we consume comes from a genetically modified rapeseed that has had all but 2% of its erucic acid replaced with oleic acid. This discovery was made in Canada and so the new product was dubbed Canada + oil = canola to disassociate it from the negative connotations of the word “rape.”

So there you have it. Canola is a made up word for a highly processed, genetically modified oil. It’s not going to kill you, but why not stick with something closer to its natural form?

Blu Basil Cafe

In Restaurants on July 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Black bean burger on a Greek salad

Apparently I’m on a mission to try every black bean burger on Charlotte and apparently every restaurant offers one. I’m not complaining. So far I’ve eaten black bean burgers at:

Big Daddy’s Burger Bar

Pewter Rose

The Counter

My kitchen

Big Daddy is still in the lead, but I will not rest until I’ve challenged it with every other black bean burger in this city. Know of a good one? Do tell!

Today’s black bean burger was courtesy of Blu Basil Cafe, a cute little restaurant right next to the yoga studio, which was convenient because I was at class and Stew’s parents were passing through town. They asked me how this one ranks on my list of burgers and at the time I place it second only to Big Daddy, but it might actually be an almost tie for these two. What Big Daddy delivers in fatty fried crunch, Blu Basil counters with a lighter pan fry but comparable taste.

I loved it and the rest of their menu looks pretty amazing, too. I’ll be back.

Caturday 7/17/10

In Cats on July 17, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Ralphie sees all

Happy (late) Caturday! I went to yoga first thing this morning and then met Stew’s parents for lunch and THEN went shopping with Jessie. Don’t worry, the cats got plenty of my attention from 3am-4:30am this lovely Caturday. Why?

Well… I passed out on the couch at 10pm watching Say Yes to the Dress (how else would a 25-year-old spend a Friday night?) only to wake up at 3am with enough energy to convince the cats that it was in fact time to welcome the day.

During a sad, hour-long attempt at forcing myself back to sleep, the cats took it upon themselves to BE ANNOYING. Weaz decided she had to get inside the dresser and would not rest until I opened a drawer for her.

That's right you did

The thing about Weasel is… we think she’s retarded. Like, really a little bit slow. She was the runt and so it makes sense that she may have missed out on some crucial brain development. She also likes to be in things, which we assume dates back to her time in the womb buried under larger siblings.

Ralphie has a toy ferret named Federico and she brings him to us as a peace offering when she’s feeling love-y. This is cute at 4pm but not at 4am when she’s whipping him across the room. (She has to kill him first, of course.)

Ralph and Federico

So that’s how my night went. One cat in my dresser, the other killing a toy ferret. Before we went to bed, Weasel made a friend…

A friend for Weaz

WTF IS THAT?!

Roy G.

In What's for Lunch? on July 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Tempeh sandwich with squash

I’m running low on produce but I did manage to get as far as Roy G. on the ol’ rainbow.

Red – tomato

Orange – Stew’s carrot hummus

Yellow – squash

Green – pickles? I can count pickles, right?

This sandwich just reunited me with tomatoes. I’ve been leery of them this whole season and I don’t know why. I hated them as a child, went to college in the south and loved them and now have been avoiding them for no reason. They’re back.

Someone joined me for lunch…

Look who wants a bite...

Thanks, Ralph. Working from home makes me feel isolated and crazy. But working in an office made me feel irritable and crazy. So…

Carrot hummus must sound pretty crazy. It’s not. It’s delicious. I’d tell you what’s in it but I haven’t a clue because Stew made it. Assume chickpeas, carrots, tahini and olive oil were present.

Carrot hummus

Mmmargarita

In Cocktail on July 16, 2010 at 9:27 am

Baby Patron

Gooood morning. Sometimes I like to start the day off bright and early with a nice shot of tequila. Nothing wrong with that right?

Wrong. (But it does remind me of my favorite Onion article about how to ruin a marathon.) I actually started my day off bright and early at Y2Yoga with Jen. (Emily and the other Jen were there, too!) The tequila was from last night. While I’d like to drone on (again) about how glorious yoga is and how Tanner teaches THE best class, I’m going to talk about liquor instead. You don’t mind, right?

So yes, liquor… Remember when I talked mad shit about nasty neon green margaritas here and here? Well, here’s how it’s done right… (Ignore my old recipe that calls for OJ and lemon–totally unnecessary. My blog was only a day old…)

Non-Green Margarita

Tequila
Lime
Water
Sugar

1. Make simple syrup. I don’t know how this is actually supposed to be done. I think it’s one part water to one part sugar. But putting a cup of sugar into the cup of water I was boiling seemed a bit overkill to me. So I used 1/4 c sugar in 1 c water.

2. Squeeze juice of one lime into cocktail shaker. Add tequila, preferably a cute baby Patron, and ice.

3. Let the simple “syrup” cool a bit (I didn’t wait, no big deal), add half of it to the mix plus a bit more plain sugarless water (about 1/3 c) and shake away. Makes two small glasses.

It's blurry because I'm drunk?

MexiCAN

In What's for Lunch? on July 15, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Homemade chips and salsa

If you think you can’t eat Mexican food without inhaling a day’s worth of calories and week’s worth of sodium AND getting all farty, I’m here to show you that you sure as hell MexiCAN. (You see what I did there?)

I’m not a fan of Mexican restaurants. Not even a little bit. For starters, most of the “Mexican” food we eat here in the States isn’t even remotely close to what they eat south of the border. So let’s all come to terms with that and grieve the loss of our beloved neon green margarita. Moving on…

I’m not Mexican (though people often ask me if I am <–true story) and I don’t know how to make real Mexican food (unless it’s a margarita you seek), but I do know the flavors and foods that we associate with Mexican cuisine. So here’s a quick and easy “Mexican” menu that won’t make you unbutton your pants post-consumption.

Stuffed green peppers and re(un)fried beans

Baked chips and fresh salsa

Re(un)fried beans - What’s a refried bean anyway? Is it really fried? Twice? I have no idea. Tastes like a bean puree to me, and so that’s what I made. Saute 1/4 chopped onion in a little olive oil. Then add a can of rinsed pinto beans (or beans of choice). Add a bit of vegetable broth (maybe 1/3 cup) and let it simmer away. Use an immersion blender or transfer to a food processor to puree.

Baked chips – Cut corn tortillas into triangles, strips… dinosaur shapes, whatever. Lightly coat with cooking spray. Sprinkle on salt and spices of choice. Bake on 375 until crisp.

Salsa – This was my first time making salsa and I just used what I had in the fridge, which turned out to be 1 tomato, 2 green onions, 1 garlic clove, juice from 1/2 a lime and salt. Throw it all in a food processor and go to town.

Stuffed peppers – There’s not really a recipe for this since I just used what was available. Each pepper included 1 chopped curry burger, about 1/4 cup brown rice, homemade salsa and cheese. I baked them propped up in a muffin tin for about 20 minutes on 450. Halfway through baking I poured in some vegetable stock to prevent drying. Then I broiled them for a few minutes to melt and brown the cheese.

Ole!

Prettyfied Food

In News on July 15, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Loveoats

A funny thing happened the other day. Before snapping a shot of I-don’t-know-what, I took a paper towel and wiped the rim of the bowl like they do in nice restaurants. This has never happened before. I’ve never really put effort into making my food look fancy, and I don’t have a fancypants camera either. What you see is what you eat at Sweet Tater.

While I’m not a fan of food styling, I’m ok with sprucing my plates up a bit with a wipe down or an extra garnish. The reason? My whole motivation for writing this blog is to show people that healthy food prepared at home really can be approachable, affordable and appetizing. Keyword: appetizing. So yes, I do want to create pretty pictures so that the food looks good and you, kind reader, are persuaded to try it out.

But make no mistake, when I’m not eating a pretty plate of food at the table, I’m inhaling half a watermelon over the sink, sinking a spoon into a jar of peanut butter or eating a bowl of cereal. No problem.

Are you conscious of the mind games marketers play with you when it comes to what you see versus what you get in terms of food products? Check out my summary of some tricks food stylists use (mmm motor oil, anyone?) to make you want their food. I promise to never do anything over the top to my food on the blog. It’s beautiful as it is. But with a point and click camera and bad lighting, sometimes it takes a little oomph to make that register in a photo.

In food photography news… Have you heard that Domino’s has decided to stop professionally photographing and Photshopping its pizzas? Instead, they’re using user-submitted photos from consumers. Though I certainly won’t be running for the phone to place a pizza order any time soon, I do think this is pretty cool of Dominos. Have you tried their new pizza? Submitted a photo? What’s your take on prettyfied food?

Curry Black Bean Burgers

In What's for Lunch? on July 14, 2010 at 4:45 pm

Thoughts of black bean burgers consume me

I’ve had a lot of black bean burgers since I’ve been in the Charlotte area. I had one at The Counter, another at Pewter Rose and these beauties that I made today.

Hey baby

Sadly, all pale in comparison to the wonder food that is the black bean burger at Big Daddy’s Burger Bar. What is the DEAL with these things? They’re ridiculous.

I’ll tell you what part of the deal with them is… They’re fried. No question. You don’t get a perfectly crisped exterior like that in an oven. Am I right? Dear Big Daddy, please tell me the secret. What’s up with the black bean burgers? I promise I won’t tell.

Until Big Daddy caves, I’ll take to obsessively trying to recreate his burgers in my own kitchen. Today’s curry black bean burgers were definitely the best I’ve made at home so far (I even used Stew’s homemade curry!), but they’re still not even close to what I want. I gave them a ground flax seed crust to see if that would add some crisp. I sauteed them using just cooking spray and then did a shallow pan fry for the last two to see if that would recreate the Big Daddy style. No dice. The fried ones still weren’t crispy. Sigh.

BUT they were still very good. So if you’re not already at Big Daddy’s, try these (keeping in mind that I never actually measure anything, ever):

Curry Black Bean Burgers

1 can black beans
1/4 onion
1/2 red pepper
1 c fresh spinach
1 Tbsp curry powder
1/4 tsp salt (I left this out and it needed it)
1/4 c brown rice
2 Tbsp sunflower seeds
1 Tbsp chia seeds
1 Tbsp ground flax (plus enough to coat each patty)
1/4 c corn
1/4 c grated carrot
1/4 c grated zucchini

1. In a food processor combine black beans (all but about 1/4 cup that you’ll mix in later for texture), onion, pepper, spinach, curry powder and salt. Leave some chunks. We’re not making a hummus here (although it would be good).

2. Mix in (by hand) the remaining ingredients.

3. Form patties and coat with more ground flax seed.

4. Saute in cooking spray (or oil if you want) until brown and crisp on each side.

Top with something delicious (like avocado) and dream of Big Daddy’s.

Nom nom

The curry doesn’t taste like what you’re used to if you buy ready-made curry powder. But after watching some poor guy get ridiculed on Next Iron Chef for using curry powder in an Indian food challenge, Stew knew it was time to make the leap. I love it. Cinnamon? Crazyyy.

Stew’s Curry Powder

4 1/2 tsp coriander
2 tsp turmeric
1 1/4 tsp cumin
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp paprika
1/2 tsp cardamom
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp cloves
1/4 tsp ginger

Cheese Me

In Dinner, Products on July 14, 2010 at 10:04 am

Cheeeeeese

Remember when I ranted on about how wretched vegan cheese is? (Yes, even Daiya. Especially Daiya, in fact.) Well, after much searching, I have found a suitable cheese product. It’s called mozzarella.

Oooh, snarky. I’m sorry. I love vegans. I love the vegan diet. And I guess I eat a vegan diet probably 90% of the time. But once every three months when I eat pizza, it’s gonna have cheese on it. Real cheese. No question.

I can kind of equate my feelings about vegan cheese to my feelings about faux meat products. Overly processed. Never as good as the original.

Cheeeeeeese

So last night we made a pizza with Udi’s gluten-free crust, zucchini, red peppers, tomatoes, green onions and mozzarella. It was fantastic. I did have a slight twinge of a mild “pleh” kind of feeling but it’s just because to me, dairy products leave a weird heavy feeling in my mouth afterwards. Kind of queas-inducing. Anybody else?

At any rate, this heavy mouth feel has NOTHING on the gagging sensation induced by vegan cheese. So I’ll stick with the real deal in small quantities, thank you.

Anatomy of a Salad

In Salad on July 13, 2010 at 8:24 pm

Salad Anatomy

Why do restaurant salads so often suck so royally? We vegetarians with meat-eating family and friends (I think that covers all of us) often find ourselves in BBQ joints with little to order but a side salad and a baked potato. And please believe that side salad will look something like this:

Lame

Who decided this was how it would be? That iceberg lettuce and a sprinkling of shaved carrots would define the American salad? I say, “No more!”

To me, a real salad should contain the following:

Greens – Obviously. Lots of them. I will confess that I like crunchy iceberg and romaine more than I like soft organic greens and spinach. I compromise by using a little of each so I get my crunch and my goods all in one bite.

Grains – I’m sorry, but Katie cannot live on vegetables alone. I need something else in there. Whole grains do the trick for me. Think brown rice, quinoa, millet, etc.

Veggies – Copious amounts. Anything your little heart desires. Pile it on. I actually like to roast mine first. Yep, I still call it a salad.

Protein – Here’s a no brainer. Vegetables pack, hm, like a whopping 20 calories per cup? Your bowl of goodness won’t even break 100 calories if you don’t pump it up with some protein. I like tempeh, tofu, beans and nuts. Not all at once. Well, yes, that would be delicious.

Fat – Last but certainly not least, FAT. For God’s sake put some fat on your salad. Do you know your fat-soluble vitamins? You’re about to… A, D, E, K. Your vegetables are rich in these vitamins but you have to consume fat in order for your body to absorb them. I like avocado, olive oil and nuts.

There you have it. A salad in my world. How do you build a better salad?

Yogaoats

In Breakfast on July 13, 2010 at 9:27 am

Blueberry strawberry banana PB... AH!

I was in the mood for another perfect smoothie… at 5:45 when I got up to meet Jen for yoga. But after an hour driving (roundtrip) and an hour sweating like a beast, I realized laying in savasana that I was starving and needed something more substantial. Oatmeal was on my mind, but I’m just not feeling the steamy breakfast this summer. Did I mention the AC in my car is broken? Mmmhmm.

Solution: cold oats with strawberry blueberry banana soft serve and a glob of peanut butter for protein. My cold oats (also known in the blog world as overnight oats and/or vegan overnight oats AKA VOO) consist of:

1/2 c oats
1 Tbsp chia seeds
1Tbsp ground flax
cinnamon (like, a LOT)
3/4 c almond milk (I have no idea if that’s how much I really pour…)

You can also add maple syrup to the mix, but I’ve been cutting it out of mine and just relying on the sweetness of all the fruit. I use frozen bananas and add other fresh fruits to the soft serve and it gives it a light, airy texture. Delicious. Stew eats this with me each morning and we love it. Today’s banana soft serve was on point.

Blender Makes a Comeback

In Products on July 12, 2010 at 9:57 pm

It's baaa-aaack

Stew got me a gorgeous new blender for my birthday. My last one had been hanging around since I bought it in a hungover stupor the morning after a night of entirely too much tequila my junior year of college. At the time, it was the best $30 I’d ever spent. Five years later, it’s yet another low-quality, disposable PIECE that I bought when I was too broke (or young?) to put any thought into it.

New kid

I love it. It went to town on my spinach, blueberries, strawberries and banana and made perhaps the best green smoothie I’ve ever had.

Love love love. PS – It’s an Oster.

This is an accurate recreation of what we looked like after opening it.

Weeeeeee BLENDER

Farmers Market Win

In Garden on July 12, 2010 at 10:18 am

Bountiful harvest

Tucked away alongside the I-77 overpass at Cherry Road is an oasis among strip malls and chain restaurants: the Rock Hill Farm Market.

Rock Hill Farm Market

Though it’s safe to assume that most of the produce is not organic and it’s known that only select items are local, I still consider it to be a real gem in this area.

We did our produce shopping here and only spent $24 on this pile of goods…

The Goods

Plus unpictured blueberries, strawberries, green onions AND a fat tub of local salsa.

Daaaaayummm.

In other vegetable news, I gave my plants some TLC yesterday…

Hey babies

One of my tomato plants was struggling to get sun in it’s spot so I moved it to a pot. I also confess that my green peppers and watermelon have been in their original planters since I bought them over a week ago. I finally planted them. :-/

Never fear. They are resilient little bugs.

We have life!

Awww

Peanut Butter Banana Muffins

In Baked Goods on July 11, 2010 at 5:06 pm

Peanut butter banana muffin (vegan, GF)

I always get the baking itch over the weekend so I today I made these crazy simple peanut butter banana muffins inspired by HEAB’s almond butter chocolate banana nut muffins. I took her recipe and just tweaked it for what I had available and cut the sugar down. It turned out quite nicely.

Peanut Butter Banana Muffins

2 bananas, mashed
¼ peanut butter
1/3 cup sugar
1 Tbsp chia seeds + 3 Tbsp water
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup all-purpose gluten-free flour mix
1/2 c teff flour (or any other gluten-free flour)
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt

1. Mix bananas, PB, sugar, chia seeds + water and vanilla in a bowl.

2. In a separate bowl, mix remaining dry ingredients.

3. Add dry ingredients to wet. Spoon batter into cupcake liners and bake on 350 degrees for about 20 minutes.

Super easy. Super good. Try it!

The Counter

In Restaurants on July 11, 2010 at 8:25 am

Mine: organic greens, salsa, pickles, carrots

And just in case we hadn’t eaten enough (or eaten out enough) this weekend, we joined some friends at The Counter for dinner.

Build a burger

It’s a casual place with a good beer selection and an overwhelming menu that you check off yourself.

AH! I don't knooow

You get to pick your burger type (beef, turkey, veggie, etc.), burger size (who needs a POUND?), bun or bowl, toppings, cheese and sauce. Man, oh man. Stew’s was pretty fantastic:

Mount Burger

He got the special vegetable of the day, fried banana peppers. Awesommme. And sweet potato AND regular fries…

Best of both worlds

It was good, but I’ve got to say that Big Daddy’s Burger Bar wins for best black bean burger by a landslide.

We planned to end the night at the Thirsty Beaver but it was way too crowded so we ended up at some pirate bar. I will leave you with a glorious image of Thirsty Beaver because it’s better than you could ever imagine…

Thirsty Beaver Saloon

Lunch in a Blynk

In Restaurants on July 11, 2010 at 8:09 am

Stew picked this out as post-birthday breakfast...

Stew wanted to take me to to Blynk for breakfast, but we were so full from dinner at Pewter Rose that we didn’t get around to going until lunch. We had to go to the Southpark Mall location because both downtown stores were closed. Weird? Everything was fantastic…

Hummus and tabbouleh

Fancy French (their name, not mine) salad

Food Should Taste Good chips

Yoforia dark chocolate and peanut butter

I like to say Yoforia like “Notorious” from every B.I.G. song. You know what I’m talking about.

Caturday 7/10/10

In Cats on July 10, 2010 at 10:21 am

Weasel's fort

Happy Birthday Weekend Caturday! The cats are home alone while we gallivant about Charlotte. They are no doubt furious.

Weasel has gotten into building forts around the house. The one above is made out of Stew’s records. She also likes hiding in the pantry.

Where's Weasel?

Answer:

Found her

And camouflaging herself on the keyboard.

Almost, Weaz

Awww

In the meantime, Ralph is busy deepening her yoga practice.

Yogacat

She’s advanced to some pretty intense balance moves but prefers not to show off for the camera.

Pewter Rose Birthday Dinner

In Restaurants on July 9, 2010 at 11:26 pm

There are delicious things in here

Man, oh man. Dinner.was.perfect.

We ate at Pewter Rose, a cute bistro with art on the walls and trees in the dining room.

See?

But first we had to crack open a little champagne at the hotel…

Aw

… and drink it out of coffee to-go cups.

Welllll

I had a few sips but saved myself for a fancy cocktail at the restaurant. I had the Ruby Red–grapefruit vodka and grapefruit juice.

Tart, not sweet

I requested it tart, not sweet because nothing is more disappointing to me than receiving a cocktail that’s sickeningly sweet. I have an easy life if that’s the most disappointing thing I face, right?

We started with the hummus platter (blowyamind!)…

Hummus platter

…and had to have the soup of the day because it was vegetarian spicy curry.

They're not kidding about the spicy

I had the heart salad–grilled romaine hearts, artichoke hearts and hearts of palm–topped with a black bean burger.

All salads should be grilled

And Stew had a salad with fried goat cheese balls, also topped with a black bean burger.

Stew loves goat cheese

I hated mine.

I was so full I could barely move, but I still felt it necessary to suggest a trip to Amelie’s. All I really wanted was coffee but…

You get a free eclaire on your birthday!

Why WOULDN'T you get a salted caramel brownie?

So that was my birthday. A pretty great start to 25 if I do say so myself. Stew is amazing and did a lot of planning for all this. Love love love. One of my favorite birthdays for what will hopefully be one of my favorite years.

Oh Happy (Birth) Day

In Holidays on July 9, 2010 at 11:07 pm

I still get presents at 25??

Today was a glorious day. And it actually started yesterday when Stew had an Edible Arrangement delivered.

1985!

Yep, he makes fun of them all year and then sends them to me on my birthday. I love it. There’s at least an entire honey dew melon and a full cantaloupe in there.

This morning started with blueberry banana soft serve over oats.

Ooooh

Mmmm

Followed by… presents! I got a box of clothes from the cats (AKA my mom).

Thanks, cats!

An apron from Stew’s parents (handmade in Ghana).

Love it

AND a new blender and cutting board from Stew. Mine are both disgusting. I’ve had the blender since sophomore year of college (and it’s not a Vitamix so it’s not eternal) and the bamboo cutting board smells like everything I’ve ever cut on it.

Lunch was spent at the pool with Kelly Cutrone’s If You Have to Cry, Go Outside, a gift from my forever roommate RINDSAY. She’s such a snarky bitch. I love her. Kelly, not Lindsay. I love Lindsay, too, but she’s not a snarky bitch.

Never ever ever ever ever cry at work.

Lunch was a romaine and spinach salad with a tempeh sandwich.

Hello, cat.

And THEN… Stew took me up to Charlotte for dinner. Stay tuned…

Tater Turns 25

In Holidays on July 9, 2010 at 8:04 am

Happy Birthday to me!

Heeeey, kittens. It’s my birthday! I’m 25, and that’s actually a little unsettling. I think I forgot what year it was because it totally threw me off when Stew said “You’re 25!” at midnight. AH! I feel like I should have a lot more shit together by now, considering I’ve had a quarter-century to figure this world out. Nooo problem.

I’ve always thought that 25 must be THE coolest year of existence. I don’t know why, but since I was quite young I’ve wanted to be here. So here we are. Here’s to a great year…

This wasn't even my birthday

24 - Ralphie and Weasel cupcakes from my sister

23 - Recognize Rachel (Healthy Teacher)?

22 - In Boston... one of my favorites

21 - Haaaaahahaha

Cake I made for 21. Must've been drunk.

20 - Oh the things I thought I knew here...

3? Help me out, Mom...

All I know is that every birthday should involve a pink balloon, pink gun and tricycle with Big Bird license plate. Am I right?

Back to Yoga

In Dinner, Yoga on July 8, 2010 at 8:54 pm

Calibowls going the distance...

I’m getting some serious mileage out of these Calibowls. This was our fourth meal in a row out of them (yes, washed in between).

We were ravenous this evening because we did hot vinyasa at Y2Yoga. Oh happy day. I haven’t been in a studio for well over a month and I’ve been itching for some professional instruction and HEAT. I used to beat myself up about missing workouts because I thought they would make me look better. I’ve been down about missing yoga because I think it makes me a better person. It does that whether you want it to or not.

My birthday is tomorrow so I decided that my gift to myself would be a month pass to this gem of a studio. It’s a good 30-minute drive, but now that I’m done with classes I’ll have all kinds of free time for making the trek.

Yoga is important to me and I hate that I’ve neglected my practice throughout my loooong transition out of work and into school in a new city. There really are NO excuses for skipping yoga because you can do it in the comfort of your own home. Yoga isn’t complicated. You don’t need $100 pants or an expensive mat (hell, you could go pant-less and mat-less at home if you really wanted to). You just have to show up (not at a class, anywhere), remain present and do it.

So no, I don’t need to make an hour trip each day for this and no, I shouldn’t have abandoned my practice just because I got busy or overwhelmed or ran out of money. That’s when I needed yoga the most and I denied myself that joy. I could do this at home (sans heat) but there’s something about being a part of a community. I feel like people that go to church do so knowing that they can pray and worship at home. But there’s something about the experience of it all. Yoga is kind of my church.

So yes, I’m back in the game and I feel great. I loved my first class at Y2Yoga, but I definitely left a piece of my heart back at 90 Degrees. I also loved that Stew came with me. This was only his second time in a hot studio and I’m always impressed with how well he does. I thought I might die for a solid month when I first started. Here’s to many more classes at Y2Yoga (I hear it’s the best studio in Charlotte)…

Oh, what was in the bowl? Brown rice and roasted carrots, broccoli, zucchini and tempeh.

“How is love defined in yoga? Love is being who we are. Yoga is a means for eliminating the propensity to be someone else.” Rolf Gates, Meditations from the Mat

I Love Lunch

In What's for Lunch? on July 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm

Nom nom nom

I started to love lunch when I was in Spain. Here in the States, I’d grown up carrying a sack lunch to school filled with PB&J, pretzels, a drink and a dessert. Pretty standard and perfectly acceptable to me at the time. When I became a “grown up” I spent most of my meal time hunkered over a computer trying to get my hours in so I could leave earlier.

Not so in Spain. In Spain, time stands still for a couple hours every day. This is lunchtime. Shops close. Kids go back home from school. It’s amazing. I loved it.

When I got home from the university, I was greeted with a full meal–usually three courses with a soup, some type of veggie protein (tofu, tempeh or the occasional veggie sausage that I didn’t have the heart to tell my host mom I hated) plus two sides, and always fruit for dessert. It wasn’t anything fancy. Quite humble, really. But my love of this meal time had less to do with the food and more to do with the whole production of it all.

Dropping everything in the middle of the day is not something we do here. We eat in our cars, over our computers or walking down the street. Now that Stew and I are both working from home, we meet up in the middle of the day to sit down and eat a real meal.

Stew's sandwich

We had tempeh sandwiches with spinach, salsa and avocado (Stew’s also had goat cheese) and small salads for some green.

The cats joined too.

Behind you, Weaz

Gimme dat sammich

We split our last remaining 4th of July cupcake for dessert.

So good

Do you break for lunch or eat at your desk/in your car/somewhere else?

Cute Calibowls

In Breakfast, Products on July 8, 2010 at 9:11 am

Cheaper is cuter

Aren’t Calibowls cute? I found these babies at TJMaxx, which makes them cuter because they were cheaper.

The two I got sell for $20 but I believe I paid about $13. Another win for the Maxx.

This bowl is filled with 1/2 cup of oats, chia seeds, ground flax, cinnamon, almond milk, vanilla and topped with peanut butter banana soft serve and Georgia blueberries.

This is my favorite thing to eat in the morning these days. I go through phases, though. Prior to this was hot oatmeal with nut butter, before that was muesli, before that was green smoothies and before that was hot oatmeal again. It’s a cycle.

What do you eat in the morning?

Vegan Cheese is Not Right

In Products on July 7, 2010 at 8:32 pm

Looks innocent enough

I don’t know why but I decided to try vegan cheese again. Last time I had it we were in Charleston for Stew’s birthday and I honestly thought I might vomit. The mere thought of it makes me gag.

But then I heard people talking about this wonder cheese, Daiya, so I bought the damn thing. Whyyy? As it turns out it’s just as gross as whatever I ate in Charleston. It may have even been the same thing, in fact.

Sigh

I knew before it even came out of the oven that it was not going to go over well. I tried a wee bit and immediately scraped it off, losing precious broccoli in the process. Stew’s half had goat cheese, which is another cheese I dislike but it tasted glorious next to this crap.

So that’s it for me and vegan cheese. Never again. I did my duty. I tried it out. Mozzarella it is from now on.

I'll eat it. Pass it here.

In other, more delicious news, we had an Udi’s gluten-free pizza crust that was awesommme. But I’ll have to rave about that at another time when I’m not gagging from vegan cheez. Pleh.

Actually They're Non-Climacteric

In School on July 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Eat ya vegetabowls!

Nerd alert!

Stew: “This eggplant tastes better than it did the other day.”

Me: “Yeah, I cooked it a little longer.”

Stew: “Yeah, or maybe it wasn’t quite ripe last time.”

Me: (insert pocket protector and broken glasses here) “Actually, vegetables are non-climacteric and don’t continue ripening after picking.”

[EXCEPT... uh oh, I have been corrected. Eggplants are fruits too. Stew wins. But they are non-climacteric fruits sooo... I kind of win too.]

That was even on my test today. True story. Fruits (excluding strawberries and pineapple) are climacteric and will continue to ripen after you pick them, but vegetables are done once they’re off the vine.

I know somebody’s going to say, “But what about avocado??” and that is a fruit.

I was in desperate need of this lunch because yesterday I ate:

Oatmeal for breakfast (no vegetables here), a muffin and a cupcake for lunch (no vegetables here) and cereal for dinner (no vegetables here!). It was an “off” day, if you will. Don’t worry. I’m back.

Baking Final

In School on July 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm

Vegan and gluten-free vs. Wheat, eggs and milk

Our final lab was a recipe modification project. I chose blueberry muffins and decided to make them vegan and gluten-free. My modified muffin is on the left above, original on the right. We only had to make our modified versions, but I volunteered to do both of mine since it dealt with substitutions that are strange to most people (other projects were mostly subbing Splenda for sugar, Smart Balance for butter and fat-free cheese for regular).

I had found a GF flour mix online that called for millet flour, potato starch and tapioca starch. Unfortunately, it didn’t hold up too well and I really should’ve used one of my own tried and true combos. I think it was in need of some xanthan gum or something. Nevertheless, the modified muffins won in terms of taste. They just weren’t quite strong enough to suspend the blueberries or crumb topping so that was all at the bottom. It ended up like more of a mini blueberry cobbler. No complaints.

Battle: Muffin

My substitutions were:

Gluten-free flour for white flour
Vegan sugar for regular sugar
Flax “eggs” for regular eggs
Earth Balance for butter
Almond milk for milk

When I bake vegan at home, I like to use a combination of chia seeds and ground flax to replace the egg. I think the lack of chia seeds in these muffins contributed to their weak, flimsy batter.

For the ultimate vegan, gluten-free cupcake and/or muffin batter, see my 4th of July cupcakes.

Vegan Gluten Free Cupcakes

In Dessert, Holidays on July 6, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Cuties

I knew I had to make some sort of red, white and blue dessert for the 4th to keep up with tradition.

Last year

But now that wheat is out of the picture; butter, eggs and milk are limited; and packaged foods are all but prohibited, I couldn’t just rely on Betty Crocker and Cool Whip to get me through the holiday. I struggled to find a vegan, gluten-free cake recipe that looked appealing and doable, so I ended up just modifying a regular recipe found here.

Vegan Gluten Free Coconut Cupcakes

1 cup vegan sugar
1/2 cup Earth Balance vegan butter
2 flax eggs (1 Tbsp chia seeds + 1 Tbsp ground flax + 6 Tbsp water)
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose gluten-free flour
1 3/4 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 cup shredded coconut
1/2 cup almond milk

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees and line cupcake pan.

2. Cream butter and sugar. Add flax eggs and vanilla.

3. In a separate bowl, combine dry ingredients (flour, baking powder and coconut). Add to wet ingredients.

4. Stir in almond milk.

5. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes until golden brown.

My “frosting” was a total cheat and is vegan only until the TruWhip is added, which contains casein, a milk protein. I found this vegan marshmallow creme and it.is.awesome.

Just like Fluff

It’s just like Fluff… only better because it doesn’t contain gelatin (gag). And TruWhip is a pretty dead on Cool Whip knock off. It just means your cupcakes are no longer vegan, but you could omit it and just frost with Ricemellow or another vegan frosting.

TruWhip

It should go without saying that these are not “healthy” cupcakes. Not even a little bit. But they’re really outrageously good. And I’d eat this before some nastay store-bought crapcake any day.

This year

Make these!

4th of July 2010

In Holidays on July 5, 2010 at 8:59 am

Oooo, ahhhh

Yesterday was delightful. We hung out with some of our friends in Charlotte and their delightful dog Pete.

Was you a good boy, Pete?

I brought veggie skewers in a lemon dill marinade for us and patriotic cupcakes for all.

Onion, pepper, zucchini, squash, tempeh, broccoli

They even made us a special spot on the grill, free of meat remains.

Vegetable-friendly grill

Mmmmm

I had two skewers with corn, Food Should Taste Good chips and mayo-less slaw.

Best 4th ever

This is definitely the best I’ve ever eaten on the 4th. If you’re going to make special meal requests, just bring your own food or you’ll be gnawing on a ketchup and pickle bun. Been there.

I also had a vegan gluten-free coconut cupcake with marshmallow frosting.

Ooooh baby

To gauge the quality of these muffins, I can tell you that Stew ate… three. Consider that.

Baby Cherry Pie

In Holidays on July 4, 2010 at 10:52 am

Baby cherry pie

On a scale of American to Terrorist, cherry pie probably falls somewhere around Canadian, wouldn’t you say? About as close to American as you can get but not quiiiite red, white and blue enough. No, cherry pie may not be our nation’s pride and joy–everyone knows apple pie holds that title–but I still consider it a fitting baked good with which to celebrate our 234th birthday. Did I do that math right?

I’m not even going to share the recipe for these because they were created by me throwing assorted things into a bowl and crossing my fingers. They’re not quite right so I won’t try to convince you otherwise with a recipe. If ever they are perfected, I’ll pass it along.

Happy Birthday, America!

Falafel Saves the Day

In Restaurants on July 4, 2010 at 10:41 am

How you doin?

We’ve heard enough of my bitching about this new town we live in. I got it out of my system. I accepted it. And now I’m on the hunt for its holes in the wall, its buried treasures… its lone falafel joint.

Presenting: Sahara Mediterranean Restaurant and Cafe, House of Shish Kebob.

Oasis

This sneaky little gem is tucked away behind a vacant building with neither a sign on the street nor a website to direct you to it. I thought it existed only in rumor until I stumbled upon it one day while house hunting.

I had the salad combo with grape leaves, hummus and tabbouleh. Stew had  a similar combo, and we shared a side of falafel.

Happy plate

A surprising star of the night was that unassuming garnish-like salad that came with the falafel. I get that dark leafy greens are better for you than nutrition-void crunchy iceberg lettuce. But come on… it’s crunchy. I love it. And whatever olive oil, lemon juice, mystery spice dressing they topped it was perfect.

They can’t serve alcohol because of the church across the street (welcome to the South, my friends), but you can BYO, which is better when you consider the outrageously high prices of wine and such in restaurants. You can also smoke a hooka, but I’m not really down with sucking on some thing that other people have also sucked on that was probably treated with questionable methods of sanitation. So there’s that.

It’s no Pita House, of course, (but what is?) and we were thrown off by the patty-shaped falafels, but everything was great and we will most certainly be back.

Caturday 7/3/10

In Cats on July 3, 2010 at 8:29 am

Oh, hello. Didn't see you there. Come in...

Happy Caturday and almost 4th of July! Ralphie would like to remind everyone to drink PBR to celebrate our nation’s birthday. And doesn’t she look persuasive relaxing on her armchair?

"Drink it, ya asshole." (video jooooke. watch it.)

“It’s not smooth. It’s not drinkable. But that’s what it’s good about it. When you drink it down your throat it gives you a good feeling like George Washington is actually going down your throat to fight the Brits and the Red Coats and the Indians.” God bless America, right?

Right!

Where else are cats free to sleep in purses? And sit on the counter?

It's my right as an American citizen.

Oh that just happens at my house? Got it.

Let There Be Life

In Garden on July 2, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Death Valley

We love our new place. Granted, we hate everything about developments like this, but anything would be better than the old rundown musty cave we just left. (Not exaggerating.) So yes, we’re happy here. Downside? Our only “green” space is limited to this 2 x 14 ft strip of wood chips alongside the driveway.

Though I’m known for brutally murdering plants and flower arrangements, I decided this morning that I am determined to bring this little strip back to life. Here’s how it happened:

#1 Call mom and ask her what to do

#2 Rake away wood chips like mom said

#3 Spread out top soil

#4 Add life

I got a little plant happy at the nursery and picked up tomatoes (along the fence), okra (in front of tomatoes), rosemary, mint, baby watermelon and green pepper plants. Unfortunately, I ran out of soil and will have to wait to do the rest. I also have reservations about planting anything directly in line with the cars because of runoff. This little section pictured here is “upstream,” if you will, of the cars and their nastay poison. What do you think? Will I still die if I eat these? Can’t be worse than the pesticides we eat daily, right?

I got excited

I ALSO got seeds… basil, chive, squash, zucchini, lettuce, cilantro (for Stew, ew) and carrots. Where I think I’m going to put all of this, I have no idea.

Perhaps the best part of this little adventure (and certainly the most entertaining for Stew) was when I had a speakerphone chat with a university nurse because I was convinced I had infected myself with tetanus by using a rusty stake (hey, I don’t have garden tools) to break up the dirt. It didn’t cut me, but I’m juuuust paranoid enough to check WebMD and be convinced I am going to die. I could just see her rolling her eyes at me through the phone. “You realize you just got a tetanus shot in May, right? That’s what this is for.”

:[ I forgot I got that.

Will Break for Food

In What's for Lunch? on July 2, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Lunch break

For reasons of safety and general privacy, I haven’t let on that Stew has been gone for the last MONTH. He was on the road with the band while I was here at summer school. Ack. But now he’s here and it finally feels like we’ve officially moved and settled in even though I’ve been in this house for two weeks and in the city for a month now.

He’s working from home but I managed to lure him out of his office with this lovely tempeh sandwich–flax tempeh, green peppers, onions and salsa on Udi’s gluten-free bread.

Oooooo

Oh happy day.

Cherry Soft Serve

In Dessert on July 1, 2010 at 6:48 pm

Make this

I don’t know how people can sit back while I ramble on about how great banana soft serve is and not go running for a food processor to make it. I’ll admit I stalled for a while after I first saw it making its rounds in the blog world. How could a lone frozen banana be that good? But if I’ve learned anything, it’s that food bloggers do not F around with food they love and they will not lead you astray. I promise you you will be thrilled with the outcome.

The best part? You can make an endless array of flavors. Last night I added frozen cherries, but I’ve also done peanut butter, blueberries and coconut (each separately). Strawberries would be perfect. Cocoa powder… obviously.

You won't be sorry

Big Daddy's Burger Bar

In Restaurants on July 1, 2010 at 6:38 pm

Joy

Last night I went to dinner at Big Daddy’s Burger Bar with six other Charlotte area bloggers. This place is a hotbed for food blogging. I love it.

BURGERS!

Meet Kelly, Tiffany, Brittney, Jen, Jessie and Lauren.

I also love the outrageously good food I’ve eaten in Charlotte so far. I got a build-your-own salad with avocado, carrot, chickpeas, walnuts, feta and grapes (on the side) plus a mind-blowing black bean burger on top. The custom salad is a pretty sweet little deal. You get a choice of greens, 4 veggies, 1 “crunch” (croutons, nuts or seeds), 1 cheese and 1 fruit.

Oh happy day

I think the coolest thing about blogging is that you can move to just about any decently sized city in the world and tap into a network of automatic like-minded acquaintances and hopefully form some lasting friendships. I know I’ll be riding this blogger friend train until the wheels fall off because trying to make friends as an adult is totally harder than dating.