Remember Doug? Of course you do.
And so you might also remember The Beets, Doug’s favorite band from Liverpool that is said to be a compilation of The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who and The Kinks.
And so THEN you might also remember their incredible song: Killer Tofu…
Fast food feels fuzzy
Cause it tastes like stuff that’s scuzzy
I used to feel like such a nerd
I refused to eat that strange bean curd
I didn’t eat it -ow- but it ate you
I eat my sugared cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial
If you’re feeling kind of cruddy
Just stick beside your buddy
And don’t eat too much fried food -ow-
This is perhaps the greatest song ever written by a fictional cartoon band, and it sums up my lunch pretty nicely.
I had leftover honey soy glazed tofu, hummus and mashed avocado on toasted spelt bread.
And now I present to you… the actual song. Listen here: Killer Tofu.