Sometimes I’m like: Yeah right, grocery store. These berries are way too expensive. I could buy these berries or I could pay my rent. I could buy these berries or purchase health insurance. I could buy these berries or fill my car up with gas. Don’t put me between a rock and a
hard place berry, you jerks.
And then other times I’m like: TO HELL WITH HEALTH INSURANCE GIVE ME ALL THE BERRIES YOU HAVE.
I don’t know what possessed me to purchase three huge things of grapes, blueberries and blackberries last night. (That’s not true. I got blueberries to make THESE.) I especially don’t know why I did that this week considering I’m only here for three days. What can you do?
Eat berries, obviously.