It's MY birfday now, beetch.
Hello and happy Caturday: Birthday Edition. I’ve learned that even though the cats have their own birthday in May, they’ve chosen to hijack mine, too. Just look how hungover these drunkards are from my their birthday part last night:
Pleeeease, I need hashbrowns.
I'll never drink again.
Weaz says that now but just eight short hours ago she looked like this:
Mmm vodka, you are my best friend.
I tried to talk her out of her fourth pint glass of vodka but… by that point telling her anything but “WE’RE GOING TO TACO BELL, WEAZ” pretty much falls on deaf ears.
In hindsight the chalupa was a mistake
Ralph can control her drinking better than Weaz but it doesn’t stop her from being a big ol’ bitch to my guests. Just look at this:
HEEEY. I hate you.
She also tried to get in Julie’s purse (no doubt to steal her wallet) and didn’t get me a present.
I will not apologize.
Plus, I got you these apples?
I GOT YOU THESE.
No she didn’t. My mom sent those. Weaz definitely didn’t get me anything. In fact… she steals things from me most of the time. Behold:
Nothing to see here...
GIMME DAT.
Didn’t know it was my birthday? How awkward for you. Here are some last-minute gift ideas:
Want.
Need.
Ship them to: c/o Weaz, Caturday Headquarters, Charlotte NC.
Anyway, looks like I’m off to nurse these hungover felines back to life. After that I’m headed to Asheville with my little sister.
Me too.
No… she’s not.
Happy Caturday to all and to all a good… shot?
Ralphie hates my guts.
I am so in love with this weekly feature! I too am a crazy cat lady and wish I was at least hilarious about it!
hahaaa best caturday ever.
Best Caturday ever. I wish my dogs did things that made for such hilarious photography.
Yay – love this series! We celebrate Caturday ever weekend in our house too!
Hahahaha! Best. Caturday. Everrrrr. Weaz’s paw on the table kills me. Happy Birthday!
Ohhh, your cats are adorable! Cats have such personalities; once my (allergic!) son moves out, I’m adopting several again.
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Happy Birthday! Loved looking at your pictures on PB Runner today and your hungover kitty pics
Agreed– this Caturday post is hilariously amazing! Happy Birthday, Katie! Have a great day
I look forward to Caturday every week–this one was the best! (I super love that your two cats look exactly like my pair)
Happy Birthday!! Wishing you all the best for your ‘new year’!
Lol Happy Birthday!!! And have a great time in Asheville. Don’t let those party cats throw a party while you gone
YAY new fan, YAY for cats, can’t wait to keep up with you!
Ahh!! I just stumbled onto your blog and this post was hilarious! It’s so refreshing to find another person who unabashedly loves cats!! There just aren’t enough of us out there…