Vodka.
Man, oh man. I haven’t consumed this much alcohol this frequently in years. This is now back-to-back weekends during which I’ve consumed significantly more than the “two drink max” everyone always claims to uphold. You know… how allegedly respectable young women are somehow supposed to alternate alcoholic drinks with glasses of water and then switch entirely to water after two drinks. Who actually does that?
Not me. No. I feel like I need one of those “Contains Alcohol” warnings tattooed across my face.
What better way to say: Happy existence!
Last night we celebrated my brother’s birthday a few days late since I was in Philly last week. I bought him Sparks and Cheez-Its. Needless to say we do not have similar eating habits. One of these days I will make him eat healthy food. He is my Everest. One day…
White jeans for one more week...
I wore my white jeans because they make me feel invincible and also because apparently I’m not allowed to wear them any more after next weekend. Clearly I still will. Who makes these rules?
The following is a list of hilarious and/or horrible things that occurred last night:
- Someone who shall remain nameless said “testicle fortitude.” Context is irrelevant.
- I flat out denied someone my number. It was a glorious feeling.
- No one should ever start a pickup with: “Yo girl, you got a man?” It just makes me laugh.
- Nor should anyone ever start a pickup with: “I love you.” It’s terrifying.
- Never ever call me your ”girl” unless you are absolutely positive that I am as a result of having previously cleared this with me in some way. Perhaps by dating. If you have any doubt whatsoever, I am not.
My brother and me circa 19eightysomething
Those ruffles aren’t doing my chunky little body any favors. Am I right?
hahaha amazing.
Cheez-its aren’t healthy? Why did no one tell me? Probably because they are delicious! Anyway much more importantly. Stacey and Clinton have said white after labor day is and old and outdated rule. You rock those white jeans for as long as you want to.
Love it
That picture of you with your brother is SO adorable!
Hahaha really, who maintains the two drink max? Not this girl!
The white after Labor Day rule no longer exists, however, those of us that grew up with the rule find it hard to ignore. With some intense counseling and positive feedback, perhaps this can be reversed. TBD.
I just found your blog through Megan & Caitlin’s blogs… I subscribed and this is the first post I read. My husband is sitting next to me on the couch & saw the Sparks – he was jealous. He drank that in college a lot!