You forgot to do Caturday.

I didn’t really forget to do Caturday. I just didn’t do Caturday first thing in the morning. That’s because I was too busy forcing 90 minutes of hot yoga upon my body even though (let’s be honest here) my body was probably still a little bit drunk. Who am I?

Excuse me no one cares.

Of course no one cares about how I’m hungover aaaaagain on Caturday morning. This is cat time.

Did you know there is such thing as a cat superhero? (Other than Cat Woman duhhhh.)

Danananadanananadanana CATMAN

It’s true. Someone asked me last night who my favorite superhero is so naturally I googled “cat superhero.” According to Wikipedia, he is a supervillain and foe of Batman. See also: Ralphie. And just so people will stop telling me I’m a crazy cat lady, in my hunt for cat superheroes I came across this lunatic who has turned himself into a tiger. “Avner’s body modification operations have included bifurcation (splitting) of his upper lip, surgical pointing of the ears, sillicone cheek and forehead implants, tooth filing, tattoos, and facial piercing – to which whiskers can be attached.” Mmmmmhm.

Now who's crazy?

Ralph has super powers too, you know.

Faster than a speeding... cat.

Weaz… can’t do anything. I suppose if she had a super power it would be… nope. I got nothin.

I do this.

I’m off to google “cat + ______” and see what I can find…