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Stupid Easy Vegan Chili

In Holidays, Stupid Easy on October 31, 2011 at 7:27 pm

Vegan chili. Stupid easy.

Every Halloween for as long as I can remember my mom always made us chili mac for dinner before we went trick-or-treating. Even after I’d gone vegetarian in high school (and continued trick-or-treating right on up through senior year; hate on, haters), the tradition carried on with my favorite vegetarian chili standing in for her standard beef recipe.

So all day I’ve been thinking about chili mac. I have failed Halloween miserably this year–no pumpkin carving, no candy, no decorations, no costume, no haunted house… nothing. So with my head hung in shame this perfectly brisk Halloween night, I vowed to not drop the ball on dinner.

Easy.

But after dropping entirely too much money on groceries last night, I was not about to head back to the store. I had to work with what was on hand, which, as it turns out, was perfect.

Chili is traditionally a long, slow simmer kind of food, but I whipped this one up in less than 20 minutes. It’s a one-pot deal with simple ingredients, minimal prep and a surprisingly complex and satisfying end product.

Stupid Easy Vegan Chili
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Author: Katie Levans
Prep time: 5 mins
Cook time: 15 mins
Total time: 20 mins
Forget the long, slow simmer. This vegan chili is ready in T-minus 20 minutes. It’s cheap and easy… just like the girls you do not want to date. If, on the other hand, you happen to have just started dating a smart, kind, slightly neurotic vegetarian girl with a couple cats and a knack for oversharing on the Internet, use this one to woo her. It’ll work, my friend. It’ll work. You can use any beans you like, but don’t you omit them because they’re good for you. You could also add corn, more spices and all the hot sauce your little heart desires. Serve over macaroni, brown rice, quinoa or nothing at all, but always, always top it with avocado.
Ingredients
  • 2 tablespoons oil
  • 1 yellow or white onion, diced
  • 1 clove of garlic, minced
  • 1 teaspoon paprika
  • 2 teaspoons ground cumin
  • 1 package tempeh, crumbled
  • 1 can diced tomatoes
  • 1 can dark red kidney beans
  • 1 cup green, red or yellow peppers (fresh or frozen)
  • 1/2 cup vegetable broth
  • salt and pepper to taste
Instructions
  1. Heat oil over medium-high heat
  2. Saute onion until translucent
  3. Add garlic, but watch the heat to keep it from burning
  4. Add spices and tempeh and cook 3-4 minutes
  5. Pour in tomatoes, beans and peppers
  6. Bring to a boil, and then reduce heat to a simmer
  7. Add vegetable stock as needed to thin to desired consistency

Chili mac, you are mine.

Happy Halloween!

  1. That does, in fact, look stupid easy and amazing and I would like it to get in my mouth. Might I also suggest you look into vegan Cincinnati chili recipes? I made some last night and practically wanted to take a bath in it. It’s like other chili….but with dark chocolate and cinnamon. Go ahead, let that sink in.

  2. made this today – it was, in fact, ridiculously easy. and delicious. I added a giant zucchini and used 2 cans of beans, because 1 can is never enough. thanks!

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