No I didn’t.
I bet you guys thought I forgot Caturday, didn’t you? You know how I know? Because I’ve received tweets and emails and phone calls and Facebook messages to the effect of: WHERE THE HELL IS CATURDAY???
Maybe the cats died. Maybe I just like to keep you on your toes. Maybe I was at work. You’ll never know.
But don’t worry, guys. Ralph has got this one under control…
You wanna know the real reason there was no Caturday this morning? Because Ralph was drunk.
Look at that asshole. She claims someone roofied her at Butter but I know the real truth. She stole two bottles of Ashley’s wine and watched Lifetime movies with a tube of cookie dough in her hand. I don’t know where she learned these habits.
Only after drinking the two bottles of wine and syphoning out the last of the cookie dough did she proceed to Butter to shake what her momma gave her. (I am not her momma.) The bouncer gave me this picture from the security camera…
We’re staging an intervention tonight.
Weaz is feeling emo about it.
So there you have it. Caturday for November 19, 2011. Never a week missed since 2009.
PS – I bought a journal this week. I thought it might help me curb my internet usage if I could just write down my thoughts instead of tweeting and/or Facebooking them. So far this is all I’ve done with it…