Oh, hello.

Happy Shark Party Caturday.

Tonight we’re throwing a shindig to celebrate Shark Week, but I put the wrong date on the invitation so whether or not anyone shows will be a surprise.

No matter. More Jello shots for us.

This is what you’re missing:

We’re gonna move through the day assuming our friends will pull through and party at the last second so we’re busy cleaning the apartment from floor to ceiling.

And by that I mean sitting by the pool all day because our apartment is new enough that it’s not dirty yet. That’s how that works, right?

 See ya at Shark Party.