Carpet carpet carpet.

Happy beach Caturday.

I wish I could say the cats were with me in Hilton Head but… no I don’t.

You know what else I left at home? My computer. Since my cats, computer and hair pretty much define me as a human being, I will spend the weekend 2/3 of the way to a major identity crisis/meltdown.

HOORAY. Don’t worry, I still have my phone. Obviously.

I tried to say bye to Weaz before I left but she was all:

So I poked her to make sure she was still alive and she was all:

WILL YOU BRING ME A HERMIT CRAB?

Duh.