Hello! I’m back, and I missed you terribly. Here’s a recap of what has gone on the last four months in the form of what I anticipate will be your most frequently asked questions (excluding all the ones I am contractually obligated to avoid)…
Are Ralph and Weaz still alive? When will Caturday be back? Why do you even blog about anything but Ralph and Weaz?
If I’m alive the cats are alive. Trust that they are as dumb as ever and Caturday will be back on Caturday. Obviously. I’m actually not sure why I blog about anything but Ralph and Weaz because all anyone has said to me since I stopped blogging is, “I can’t wait for Caturday to be back!”
When can you tell us about The Bachelor?
Literally never. I’m sorry. I have plenty of things to say. But I also have plenty of respect for the team that works really, really, really hard to make that show happen. Also I signed a nondisclosure, duh. Thanks for understanding.
What are you doing with your life now?
I teach yoga five days a week at Y2 Yoga. I also teach at Try Sports and private classes by appointment. When I’m not teaching I’m the Marketing Manager for Y2. Basically I get paid to tell people they should do yoga. And I’d totally do that for free. (Please don’t tell my boss.)
Is the blog back for good?
Yep. And better than ever if you ask me, which you didn’t. On the line up for this week:
- Tofu Salad Sandwich
- Homemade Coconut Milk
- Healthier(ish) Peanut Butter Cups
- Gluten-Free Banana Muffins
What did you do for four months if you weren’t on the Internet all day?
Read a lot of books. I recommend these.
What is Weasel doing right now this very second?
What’s going on with Plate Share?
I’m glad you asked. Plate Share is this little idea I have that lights my heart on fire. It’s a hunger-prevention non-profit founded on the belief that we (humanity) have enough food for everyone and that everyone has the innate human right to be fed and that if we all work together we truly can feed everyone. I’ll be pitching the Plate Share concept at Startup Weekend CLT later this month and sometimes I get so excited I want to cry. I also started working on the iPhone app and quickly realized I don’t know how to make an iPhone app. (Help? Email firstname.lastname@example.org, y’all.)
I’m new here and have no idea what you’re talking about and only stopped by because I hear you like cats. What is the meaning of this?
Hey, cool. Welcome. The About page is a good place to start. My name is Katie Levans. I’m a Charlotte-based yoga teacher, writer, nutritionist and collector of cats (just two, really). You have found my personal blog where (much to my mom’s dismay) I enjoy the occasional fit of cursing and ranting. My professional portfolio is www.katielevans.com. You’ll also find me on:
- Twitter (@sweettaterblog and @y2yoga and @plateshare)
- Instagram (sweettaterblog)
- Facebook (facebook.com/sweettaterblog and facebook.com/ralphandweaz)
- Pinterest (sweettaterblog)
It was very strange not blogging (or Facebooking or tweeting) for a third of the year. I guess I found the disappearance of my Internet persona to be at once refreshing and debilitating. Do you have any idea how hard it is to stalk people you don’t like without Facebook? Or sit at stoplights without Twitter? Or eat meals without Instagramming them? Or find the answers to questions you could Google on your own in 0.29 seconds without first posting them to your Facebook wall for all to see? Or brag about things you’ve accomplished without all of the above?
Yeah, so maybe I only missed the blog. And, hot damn, is it good to be back. Thanks for still being here.