Loyal subjects, we have returned.
Knowing that we are the only reason anyone reads this blog, we are happy to once again bring meaning into your life. For our absence, we blame Katie, and, thus, for your agony you can blame her, too. After four months of deafening silence on the Caturday front, here’s what we’ve been up to.
First of all, the biggest lie the world ever told is that Katie looks like this:
We tried to tell her not to get another cat because already no man is ever going to marry her (thanks to us; you are very welcome) and also because we hate cats that are not us but still she adopted this tiger.
We’ve enjoyed a relatively mild winter here in Charlotte until recently. But don’t worry, tiny jackets do exist and also we don’t go outside:
Our new brother Wedgie is an idiot and we hate him.
In terms of the Caturday empire moving forward, we are working on getting tshirts and our own twitter handle and parting ways with Katie because clearly we’re the money makers but don’t tell her because we’re this close to convincing her to buy us an iPad so we can have our own Instagram.
Until then, you can follow her and hope that we show up.