I would’ve posted Caturday sooner but I was too busy driving to and from South Carolina and doing yoga things for seven hours yesterday. I assure you the cats did the same thing today that they did yesterday. And the day before that.

With one grand exception, of course: Today I washed my sheets.

In the battle of me versus cat hair, it was Weasel 1, Clean Sheets 0.

Clean sheets are Weaz’s almost-favorite thing in the world second only to cheese (of any kind).

Ralph’s favorite thing in the world are shoes, as evidenced here:

I got a pedicure today, a little upkeep I’m trying to make happen on a semi-regular basis considering I’m barefoot all the time. Also because every time I go they ask me if I’m a runner and I have to be all, “Not even a little bit but thank you for pointing out that my feet are jacked up.”

Anyway, Ralph loves this humbling beauty regimen because she gets a free pair of fake flip flops to roll around on.

That’s a wrap. We’re tired.