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I Made Pretzels.

In Baked Goods on February 12, 2012 at 2:22 pm

SOFT PRETZEL SOFT PRETZEL SOFT PRETZEL

Of all the things I should’ve been doing today–writing microbiology lab reports, studying sanskrit, cleaning up puppy hair, apologizing to the cats–the things I actually did would have fallen somewhere around UNNECESSARY on the “Get it, Girl – Get it Together, Girl” scale, should such a scale exist (and shouldn’t it?).

No, baking cookies and making soft pretzels were not really on the agenda today. But you know what?

WHATEVER.

I consider the successful execution of Alton Brown’s soft pretzels* to be my crowning culinary achievement, an accomplishment that, no matter how escapist/procrastinatory it may have been, is something for which I simply will not apologize. I consider the dipping of said pretzels into melted butter to be a basic human right, not a privilege, and a right that should be exercised. (Oh, and it was. It was.)

RISEN.

A skill I did not know I possessed.

Oh heeeeeey.

This little adventure took me hours… hours. I was sweating. Granted, during that time I also drank two cups of coffee, made three dozen banana cookies and juggled two cats and a puppy but… you know. (I washed my hands a lot.)

Anyway, any recipe involving yeast activation is an automatic NEVER MAKE in my book. I hate yeast. Yeast and I are not friends. Even with a thermometer I can never get the water just the right temperature. It’s either too cold and nothing happens or it’s too hot and I kill all the yeast (and nothing happens). Maddening.

BUT Mitch has been ranting on about soft pretzels for a solid week and with a couple “free” hours on hand, I just had to throw caution (or fear of yeast) to the wind and give it a try. And you know what? MF SUCCESS.

Victory is mine.

I wonder what other things I should tackle today that I’ve been avoiding for fear of failure… Nevermind. Let’s stick to baked goods. For now, just pass the butter.

* I altered Alton’s recipe ever so slightly. Instead of an egg white wash before baking, I simply spritzed with olive oil and sprinkled with salt. Which means… yes, my version is vegan.

Vegan PB Carob Bars

In Baked Goods on January 31, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Vegan peanut butter carob chip bars. Shit. Yes.

I know it’s only February but… this is the best thing I’ve made ALL YEAR. I realize the competition isn’t exactly stiff. There were those fig granola bars that ended up kind of sucking… And last night I made cornbread but totally used chickpea flour instead of cornmeal. Whoops. I should start labeling my flours…

Speaking of flours… I will marry the first man who does this to me:

THE POINT IS… These are amazing.

Domestic.

I made these because a fellow teacher trainee brought them to the studio over the weekend and they were the best damn things (plural, obviously) I’ve ever put in my mouth. So I went home and immediately made a pan for myself. This is normal behavior. Maybe there was a minor hormonal bake-my-emotions thing going on. Maybe.

What I thought could have only originated at the hands of Jesus actually comes from Bridget at Bake at 350. I learned about them from my friend Jen (Peanut Butter Runner, duh) and now here they are in my little world, veganized and chocolate-free because I am difficult accommodating.

Vegan Peanut Butter Carob Bars
Recipe Type: Dessert
Author: Katie Levans (veganization of original recipe by Bake at 350)
Prep time: 10 mins
Cook time: 30 mins
Total time: 40 mins
Ingredients
  • 6 tablespoons Earth Balance
  • 1/2 cup natural chunky peanut butter
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1/4 cup light brown sugar, packed
  • 2 tablespoons ground flax seeds + 6 tablespoons warm water (flax eggs)
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1 cup white whole wheat flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon coarse salt
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1 cup carob chips
Instructions
  1. Combine your ground flax seeds and water and set aside.
  2. Using an electric mixer (unless you are the Hulk), cream Earth Balance and peanut butter together until creamy. Add sugars, flax “eggs” and vanilla and beat until smooth.
  3. In a separate bowl, whisk together dry ingredients. Add wet to dry and mix until incorporated.
  4. Fold in carob chips.
  5. Pour batter into a greased or parchment-lined 8×8 dish and bake on 350 for 30 minutes.
  6. Allow to cool completely before cutting. I’m serious about this. Ok. You can eat SOME of the molten goo straight out of the pan. But then put it in the fridge and walk away. Just walk away.

Swoon.

The Saturday Spectrum

In Baked Goods, Life on January 25, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Fig granola bars

A Saturday night can usually go one of two ways: fun or boring.

But this is for normal people with normal schedules. For someone who works seven days a week, the Saturday night spectrum ranges from soul-crushingly unbearable to BLACKOUT DRUNK. (When you’re single you take the numerical equivalent of each extreme to the power of ten.)

You see, when you’re going nonstop and you get a hot minute to hit the town, you have pretty high expectations for where they night will lead you. Fall short and you fall into a pit of despair–”Noooo, my only night off WAAAASTED.”

Go hard and you’ll hardly remember you have a job at all–”My only night off and I’m gettin’ WAAAAASTED, bitches.”

Last weekend, Mitch and I went with the second option.

Cats included.

DREAM IT DO IT

Ladies and gentlemen, my brother.

I started out not wanting to go out at all but after a bottle of wine was most certainly whistling a different tune. It went a little something like THIS:

That song pretty much defines my college career. My parents are so proud.

So yeah, my day started innocently enough baking sweet little fig granola bars with pumpkin puree instead of oil and honey and things because I’m a dietitian or something.

Pure joy.

Figs make everything better.

And it ended barefoot in a parking garage somewhere uptown…

CLASS ACT.

Somewhere in between this happened:

One for each of us. Duh.

MITCH AND JOE PA'S FACES.

WHO ARE YOU

Whoops.

I’m a firm believer that this is part of a balanced, healthy life.

Right or Happy? Your Move.

In Baked Goods, Yoga on January 12, 2012 at 8:45 am

Banana bread, y'all. The good kind.

I don’t know who I am or what I’ve done with the real Katie Levans, but I like what’s going on right now.

Maybe it’s all the yoga or the circling of the facts or the light academic load this semester or the fact that I just do not give a flying Weasel’s butt about anything, but I am so calm it’s frightening. I must be about to do something VERY stupid and impulsive… Oh, if only you knew…

So you know how I was saying that I completely resisted that whole circle the facts exercise? And it took a while for it to finally land with me? Well, according to my small-but-mighty teacher, this is why I was doing that:

I’d rather be right than be happy. And you would, too.

WHAAAAAT. Let it sink in. I know, right? Who does that?? You do. We all do. We’d rather be right than be happy. That’s what my teacher says, anyway.

Think about it. We get so attached to our stories, to these dramatic fabrications we weave in our minds, that we want to protect them, to uphold and honor them so that our point of view is seen. So we remain right. Even if they aren’t true.

We’d rather be right than happy.

It makes sense, I guess. Why wouldn’t we want to be right about the things we make up?

Of course she’s a bitch for looking at you the wrong way.

Of course he’s an asshole for not calling you.

Of course your manager is out to get you.

Because if they’re not… Well, if they’re not, then you’ve been putting yourself through a whole lot of misery for nothing. Think about how much time you spend trying to get people on your side, trying to convince them that your big dramatic goings-on are bigger and more dramatic than anyone else’s. And who wants to admit that the time put into that little effort has been wasted? No one.

Take my last relationship, for example. I think we both knew for quite a while that it wasn’t working and wasn’t going to work. But we held on to each other for dear life for entirely too long, both completely unwilling to admit that maybe, just maybe we were wrong about thinking we’d be together forever and ever. I (and I think he) had built up this whole story about our marriage and our future and all these things that didn’t exist. And since no one wants to be wrong, we put ourselves through hell to stay together just to make ourselves right.

So here we are building up our stories, doing everything in our power to convince ourselves and everyone around us that we’re right, and we’re feeling stressed and miserable the whole time. And you know what it would take to let go of the stress and misery?

Uh, letting go. Admitting you’re wrong. Admitting that you made up the “fact” that she’s a bitch or he’s an asshole or your manager’s a dictator because, really, you’re just feeling insecure or jealous or unstable and you need to blame it on someone else.

At this point in my teaching, my teacher literally held out a piece of paper, opened her hand and let it drop. “It’s just like that,” she said. “Let it go.”

But we don’t let it go. We let little things become big things. We obsess. We over think. We hold on for dear life. And you know why? Because we’d rather be right than be happy. Because if your little story  about how terrible everyone else is falls apart, then suddenly the blame is on you. Suddenly your happiness is your own responsibility. And I suppose that is a little bit scary. It’s a lot easier to blame someone else, isn’t it?

But you have a choice. You can obsess and fret and cry over things that don’t even exist outside your own mind, or you can let them all go and just be where you are right now.

So what’s it gonna be? Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?

Also, do you want some banana bread?

Whew. I’m gonna need a book deal to get through this teacher training with all these rants I’ve got rolling around in my head… Somebody hop on that. My agent Weaz has been slacking.

Anyway, I made this bread yesterday morning before work because I was feeling particularly productive. It’s a recipe from Bittman’s How to Make Everything Vegetarian, but I tweaked it a bit to make it vegan and without the required one full stick of butter. You’re welcome.

“This Shit is Bananas” Bread
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Recipe type: Baked Good
Author: Katie Levans veganization of Bittman’s original recipe
Prep time: 10 mins
Cook time: 45 mins
Total time: 55 mins
The minor tweaks here to Bittman’s original recipe include using ground flax seeds and warm water to replace eggs and omitting one full stick of butter, which is replaced with a combination of oil and pumpkin puree. Brown sugar instead of white would also be beautiful here.
Ingredients
  • nonstick spray
  • 2 cups whole wheat flour
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1.5 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/4 cup oil (any will do, I used canola)
  • 1/4 cup pumpkin puree (or sweet potato)
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 2 tablespoons ground flax + 6 tablespoons warm water
  • 3 ripe bananas
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup chopped nuts of choice
Instructions
  1. Combine ground flax seed and water and set aside. This will form your “egg” replacer.
  2. In a large mixing bowl, combine flour, salt and baking powder.
  3. In a separate bowl, mash bananas and mix in remaining wet ingredients (sugar, flax egg, pumpkin, vanilla).
  4. Pour wet mixture into dry and mix to combine.
  5. Fold in nuts. Pour batter into a greased loaf pan and bake for 45 minutes on 350 degrees.

I took this to my office without even trying it (they don’t even know they’re my guinea pigs) and people went nuts. My bosslady even called to tell me that if she were 10 years younger and a lesbian, she’d ask me out just because this banana bread is so good.

I can do anything good.

Yeah yeah yeah

 

Apple Muffins

In Baked Goods on January 2, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Vegan apple muffin

Weaz and I are really upset we missed the Charlotte casting for The Bachelor.

Though my mom begs and pleads with me not to go through with it, I will be on that show one day. Just you wait. What could possibly go wrong? I get a couple months off work. I get to be all up on TV. I potentially fall in love or potentially get a show of my own. Boom. Done.

Unfortunately, according to my mom, I will end up on the cover of tabloids and bring shame to the Levans name. I guess her theory is slightly more plausible.

So since we couldn’t be on The Bachelor this season, Weaz and I are watching with one collective scrutinizing eye.

Whatever, horseback rider.

We are not impressed.

Ben could’ve been mine. All mine. Instead, he’s being wooed by these bitches on horses. I will no doubt wake up tomorrow and promptly create my video application for next season… And these apple muffins will give me the energy I need to make myself sound more interesting than I am and look more beautiful than I am.

Is no one else horrified when they see the ages on those girls? I’m like… YOU’RE TWENTY FOUR?? I’m 26 and I look like a 12-year-old next to you, you fucking pin-up.

Where do they find these girls? (Model castings.)

Anyway, these are apple muffins…

Single lady bachelor muffins.

Just use Katie’s single lady cupcake recipe (can you tell I love that thing?) and add cinnamon, chopped dried apples and one apple ring on top. I always double the recipe and make two. Duh.

This just in…

Mitch: “There’s a girl from Charlotte!”

Katie: “God DAMN it. It could’ve been me.”

And with that, I’m off to waste my life away with this four-hour premiere episode. See ya, brain cells.

Saveur Cookie Contest

In Baked Goods, Contests on December 25, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Vegan salted caramel blondies

One of my goals for this year was to actively enter cooking/baking contests. Since I like to do things at the last possible second, I decided today to enter my (in)famous I Hope You Die/Salted Caramel Blondies in Saveur’s Home Cook Cookie Challenge. Voting ends, uh… tomorrow.

The back story on these bad boys is one part culinary acumen, two parts cuh-raaaaaaazypants and a dash of karmic luck. Mental instability breeds mad baking skill in my house, and I like to think a nice healthy dose of rage and heartbreak can produce impressive (albeit unexpected) results. These blondies were one such pleasant surprise.

I decided to enter the Saveur contest here in the 11th hour because the current leader has just under 300 votes. Surely we can trump that. Also the prize is a $500 Sur la Table gift card and momma needs a new oven mitt.

SO… if you’d be so kind… head over to Saveur and vote now, please. You don’t have to register or sign in or do anything (other than accurately type out the CAPTCHA code, which, let’s be honest, is sometimes kind of challenging).

I gotta say, I like the look of my recipe under the Saveur masthead.

Ooooooh

Let’s make dreams come true…

VOTE FOR MY COOKIES HERE, Y’ALL. Thanks!

PS – Please believe I’ll have a sweetass thank you giveaway if I win.

Calm Down. Cookies.

In Baked Goods on December 22, 2011 at 11:21 am

So many cookies.

Here’s the thing… I am crazy.

I like to think I’m pretty laid back and easygoing but really I am type A to a fault and maybe a little bit OCD. I need everything in my life in order and on a schedule or I go completely batshit crazy. If I make a plan (and I always make a plan) for things to go one way and they go another, I shut down. This is perhaps how I end up losing it so frequently. My brother says I manufacture stress, just pull it out of thin air. This is true. My sister says I’m dramatic like Kim Kardashian. (My ass is too small for this to be true.) I think I just like to know what’s going on and when. Also I am controlling.

Can you tell the holidays are going well?

The thing about my family is that they refuse to tell me what’s going on when. When I asked my dad for a holiday itinerary he said, “You know me better than that.”

So here I am buzzing around like a lunatic trying to figure out how to spend time with my family but still (selfishly) do everything I want to do on a normal day off. These two plans are not meshing well.

Anyway, I had decided before this holiday season got under way that I would be the calm one, the positive one, the happy one. Instead I’ve been the craaaaaazy one.

Cookies cookies cookies

So. Here we go. I will calm my ass down and just go with the flow like I set out to do from the beginning so my family doesn’t try to have me committed.

Mitch said she’d get me a hot pink straight jacket.

I hope there are cookies in the psych ward…

These cookies come from Angela at Oh She Glows except I used sweet potato puree instead of pumpkin. Of course I did.

Yeah.

 

Day 1: Gingerbread cookies

Day 2: Mint chocolate-dipped shortbread

Day 3: Toasted coconut biscotti

Day 4: 11th hour PB apple cookies 

Day 5: Apple sugar cookies

Day 6: Lemon blueberry cookies

Lemon Blueberry Cookies

In Baked Goods on December 20, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Vegan lemon blueberry cookies

I realize it’s the opposite of Christmas comfort food but… the lemon-blueberry taste combo just never gets old. (You may recall I made blueberry lemon cupcakes for my birthday back in the summer.)

Oh summer, how I miss you and your heat and lack of holidays and abundance of free time…

Happy birthday to me.

That was the week of my breakup and I was a hotass mess. I tend to create the very best baked goods at such moments. It’s kind of like how the physical stress of yoga drives you into this state of mental clarity. The mental stress of life in general seems to drive me into a state of culinary clarity. I can see it now…

How One Girl Lost Her Mind and Found Herself in the Kitchen: The Katie Levans Story

You’d all read it, right? I suppose you already are… Done. Find me an agent.

WHAT am I talking about?

Cookies.

So lemon-blueberry anything is the shit. Period. (Mitch says “period” almost any time she speaks a sentence with a period at the end. She’s like a telegram.) So when I decided to make lemon cookies as part of the 12 Days and I also had freeze-dried blueberries on hand, I knew exactly how that story would end.

Yes, please.

I used a basic vegan lemon sugar cookie recipe and added my blueberries. A note about that damn recipe: I don’t know who decided to call for 1/3 CUP lemon zest, but it is not possible to get that much. I used as much was available from the four lemons I used to get the required 3 tablespoons of lemon juice. It would take approximately one million lemons to make 1/3 cup lemon zest, give or take.

I have big plans to make a lemon cream cheese frosting and turn these babies into little sandwiches. No I will not save you any.

Don’t EVEN steal my book idea, you jerks. I’ll write the proposal. One day. Maybe. In my “free” time. When I’m not busy self medicating with cookies.

Day 1: Gingerbread cookies

Day 2: Mint chocolate-dipped shortbread

Day 3: Toasted coconut biscotti

Day 4: 11th hour PB apple cookies 

Day 5: Apple sugar cookies

Apple Sugar Cookies

In Baked Goods on December 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Vegan apple sugar cookies

Since I don’t have a baby or even a baby bump (thank god), I feel the need to update you guys on the status of my boots with the fur (with the fur)

Cost: $30
Days worn since purchase: all of them
Days paired with Apple Bottom jeans: none of them
Manly professionals I look like while wearing them: construction worker, lumberjack, rapper
Number of handstands done in them: at least 20
Number of dogs walked in them: three
Number of compliments received while wearing them: countless.
Distance jaws drop when complimenters hear they came form Forever 21: to the floor

In honor of my boots, Apple Bottom jeans and a rare successful shopping purchase, I made these apple sugar cookies.

Cuties

I used Katie’s classic healthy sugar cookie recipe, but I added:

  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
  • dried apple rings
  • brown sugar

Simply follow Katie’s recipe as is but stir spices into the dry mix. I rolled out my dough and cut circles with a drinking glass (who needs cookie cutters?) and then pressed apple rings filled with brown sugar on top.

Now turn around and give that big booty a slap.

 

Day 1: Gingerbread cookies

Day 2: Mint chocolate-dipped shortbread

Day 3: Toasted coconut biscotti

Day 4: 11th hour PB apple cookies 

 

About Those Cookies…

In Baked Goods, Life on December 20, 2011 at 11:18 am

Cookie cookie cookie

If you’re thinking, “Ain’t no way Katie’s gonna bake those 12 days of cookies…” then you know absolutely nothing about my stress baking habit.

Yesterday I:

  • Drove up and down I-77 six times to and from the exact same locations to the tune of about 200 miles.
  • Found out my MF holiday work schedule has totally changed since I set my family plans in stone and cannot go visit my grandparents.
  • Cried on the floor in the bathroom.
  • Was informed at 5:15pm that I was supposed to be working 5p-11p (again, schedule change).
  • Purchased zero Christmas presents bringing my grand total to… zero.

All I know is, “it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.”

I'm gonna start smoking. (No I'm not.)

So please believe I got up this morning and baked the shit out of some cookies. Not 90 minutes after I awoke, this had happened…

Yep.

Apple cookies, blueberry lemon cookies and banana bread cookies comin’ at ya…

But first I’m gonna go do yoga for, like, three hours. WHATEVER.

11th Hour PB Apple Cookies

In Baked Goods on December 17, 2011 at 1:12 am

This is in the bathroom. (Lighting.)

Bet you thought I didn’t have a cookie for today, didn’t you? I hope you bet a lot of money because I got billz to pay, ya heard?

Of course I have a cookie for today. It was just cranked out in the last 30 minutes of the day because I was too busy working and hanging out with my mom and dogsitting these nuggets:

Not cats.

I’d love to take the time to rant on about hilarious entertaining things but I’m really busy watching TV and loading the dishwasher and microwaving things just for fun and fully extending my arms in the shower without hitting a wall. It’s a beautiful thing.

This is a play on traditional peanut butter chocolate no-bake cookies that my mom used to make all the time when I was little…

11th Hour PB Apple Cookies
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Author: Katie Levans
Cook time: 5 mins
Total time: 5 mins
Ingredients
  • 1 3/4 cups sugar
  • 1/2 cup almond milk
  • 1/3 cup Earth Balance
  • 1/4 cup ground flax seed
  • 1/2 cup crunchy peanut butter
  • 2 tablespoons coconut oil
  • 3 cups quick-cooking oats
  • 2 teaspoons cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup dried apples, chopped
Instructions
  1. Heat sugar, milk, Earth Balance, flax and PB in a medium saucepan over medium-high heat until melted into a smooth consistency.
  2. Mix in oats, vanilla and apples.
  3. Drop tablespoon-sized scoops onto wax paper and set in the refrigerator to set.

And with that, I’m going to watch TV until my eyes bleed. If you would like me to watch your pets (and you have cable, internet, a shower that doesn’t suck, a washer/dryer and a well-equipped kitchen), you just let me know… I’ll pay you.

Day 1: Gingerbread cookies

Day 2: Mint chocolate-dipped shortbread

Day 3: Toasted coconut biscotti

Toasted Coconut Biscotti

In Baked Goods on December 15, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Vegan spiced biscotti with coconut glaze & toasted coconut

Have you had coffee yet today? (Yes, obviously.) Good. Get some more.

You’re gonna need it to soften up this biscotti because if you try to eat it on its own you will shatter a tooth. Promise.

I know I’m making these sound really unappealing but I’m pretty sure the whole point of biscotti is that it’s purposely too hard to eat as a cookie, which is why it pairs perfectly with a hot cup of coffee for dunking. (I almost said “hot cup of joe” and now I want to hit myself.)

If, for some reason, you do not have coffee readily available (where are you that this is even possible?), you can use the biscotti as a self defense weapon. A weapon of minimal destruction, if you will. I don’t think you could kill anyone with it (a ninja could, though… a ninja would make nunchucks out of them) but you could cause some significant swelling and bruising. I’m just saying.

Little weapons.

ANYWAY. I wish I could tell you how I made these but it was one of those three-hour ordeals with lots of substitutions and slip ups and eyeballing and all that good stuff. So I owe you one coconut biscotti recipe. I’ll work on that.

In the meantime, I used this recipe as a starting point and launched into a cloud of frenzy and flour from there. So, unfortunately, there is no way for me to possibly recap it.

I owe you one biscotti recipe.

If you’d like to try one, though, you can come on over any time between now and when I die because I’m pretty sure the biscotti won’t get any staler than it is this very moment. Just give me a heads up when you’re on your way over so I can let my ninja know I need them back.

Day 1: Gingerbread cookies

Day 2: Mint chocolate-dipped shortbread

Mint Chocolate Shortbread

In Baked Goods on December 14, 2011 at 10:54 am

Vegan mint chocolate dipped shortbread

This is for your own good, guys.

Buried under emails and magazine covers and infomercials telling you to:

“Melt Fat INSTANTLY!”

“Avoid Winter Weight Gain!”

“Don’t Look Like Santa this Holiday Season!”

Don’t you kind of just want someone to tell you to eat a cookie? Let me be that person…

Look, it’s not as if I’m over here laying on the couch with a tray balanced precariously on a newly formed potbelly eating cookies a dozen at a time. But I’m also not skipping meals and doubling up workouts to build up a cookie calorie allowance. That is crazy talk.

I’m eating like I always do, working out like I always do and eating cookies when I damn well please. I’m studying to be a dietitian, yes. I consider the consumption of holiday cookies to be an integral part of a diet that is both healthy and sane. And delicious.

Hello, lovelies.

For these cookies, I used a recipe from Versatile Vegetarian Kitchen, which, interestingly enough, uses oil instead of butter. Traditional shortbread is one part sugar, two parts butter and three parts oat flour. I wish I’d known that going into this because there are no oats to be found in my shortbread. Nevertheless, these mild, buttery, crumbly, melt-in-your-mouth delights serve as a perfect vessel for shuttling mint chocolate straight to your face.

Dunk us in coffee! Dunk us in coffee!

Of course I neglected to measure anything when I made my mint chocolate dip. It went something like:

  • 1 cup chocolate chips
  • 2 teaspoons peppermint extract
  • non-dairy milk

Heat chocolate chips and peppermint extract over a double boiler. As the chips start to melt, add milk 1 tablespoon at a time until a desired smooth consistency is achieved. Dip cookies in. Leave to set in fridge (or eat immediately, no one’s looking).

Now. If you’ll excuse me, my four outdoor strays and two indoor idiots are attempting to host a battle to the death… on opposite sides of the window…

Day 1: Gingerbread cookies

12 Days of Cookies: Gingerbread

In Baked Goods on December 13, 2011 at 8:13 pm

Vegan gingerbread cookies. Yes yes, y'all.

In honor of the holiday season and the 12 pounds I usually gain eating all the cookies I want… I’m going to eat all the cookies I want. Just in case you would also like to eat all the cookies you want, I’ll be presenting 12 Days of (Vegan) Cookies for your food gawking pleasure from now until Christmas Eve.

Why no cookies on Christmas day? Because Jesus hates cookies. He told me so. Plus, Santa eats them all the night before. Duh. Jerk.

SO. Let’s kick things off with an oldie but goodie that you probably don’t even realize is delicious…

Gingerbread cookies.

Who likes gingerbread cookies? No one. Seriously. I’m not talking gingerbread, here. I’m talking gingerbread cookies. Big difference. Gingerbread is what you enjoy slathered in frosting while you whisper sweet nothings to your Starbucks peppermint mocha latte (extra hot, ya jerks). Gingerbread cookies, on the other hand, rank right up there with fruitcake for most people. I mean, people bake gingerbread cookies and then shellac them and hang them on their Christmas tree for decades. No? Just our family? Ok then.

Not these cookies, though. No, sirs and madams. These cookies are the shit. Trust me. Mitch and I just ate four of them.

Do not shellac us!

As I tend to do around Christmas cookie time, I defaulted to Martha for this recipe and then veganized it for my dear cow- and chicken-loving coworkers.

Tater’s Substitutions for Martha’s Giant Gingerbread Cookies:

  • Replace butter with Earth Balance
  • Replace egg with 1 tablespoon of ground flax seed + 3 tablespoons warm water
  • Use vegan sugar
  • Make 3 dozen normal-sized cookies instead of 12 giant ones. Calm down, Martha.
  • Do not dust with extra sugar. Unnecessary.

They came out perfectly. This is why I bake vegan. Because, yes, you can get great results with minimal substitutions and, no, eggs are not that important. Plus, I like for everyone to be able to eat my goods. If I were surrounded by Celiacs, I’d bake gluten-free, too. I just hate that feeling of not being able to eat something I’m offered (because it has meat in it) so I try to avoid putting others in that situation when I’m baking for a big group.

So when people ask, “Why bake vegan if you’re not vegan?” My response is: “Why not?”

I hope my coworkers are ready to eat some damn cookies.

Day one... check.

Sweet Potato Biscuits

In Baked Goods on December 7, 2011 at 10:17 am

Vegan sweet potato raisin biscuits

If I had to pick one food to define my childhood, it would be biscuits. Biscuits were our weekend tradition. At the holidays, beaten biscuits are still the star of the show. Hell, I even ate dog biscuits. I’m serious. My mom had to lock the cabinet so I’d stop. Another story for another time…

Saturday mornings started slow and steady with a sizzle of bacon and the scent of coffee wafting up to my room. Some weekends we had pancakes, other times waffles or even cinnamon buns. But most of the time mom made biscuits. I remember dad ate his with sausage and jelly. I found this an odd combination. Me? Butter and cheddar. Have I mentioned I had a fat kid phase?

Biscuit time.

I’d scurry downstairs in an oversized t-shirt, always the first kid up and never wearing pants. (My distaste for pants dates back to infancy, I swear.) I’d snag the comic section from dad’s pile of papers and assemble a plate of biscuits, butter and cheese. I’ve told you I was a chunk up until freshman year of high school, right? Right.

I miss those Saturday mornings. These days I wake up early, rush to yoga and head straight to work. So last Sunday when I made the coconut chai cake, I decided to take advantage of a few free weekend hours and make biscuits. A throwback to the good ol’ days.

Biscuit cutting is so satisfying. Just me? Ok.

These biscuits are not the biscuits of my childhood. First of all, they’re fat free. Second of all, they contain fruit and a vegetable. Who does that?

I used Susan’s pumpkin raisin biscuit recipe but subbed in sweet potato puree because, you know, my name is Tater.

They turned out really nicely, especially when topped with peanut butter and pears.

Pears, peanut butter, sweet potato biscuits.

I put a bunch in the freezer so I can whip up a Saturday morning biscuit feast any time a craving hits. But, as it turns out, what I’m craving on Saturday mornings isn’t biscuits at all. It’s dad reading the paper. Mom in the kitchen. The sound of Saturday morning cartoons and kids in the background. It’s that feeling of having nothing to do, having everything you need and knowing everyone you love is right there with you.

Also… butter and cheese. I’m craving that, too.

Vegan Coconut Chai Cake

In Baked Goods on December 4, 2011 at 11:39 am

Coconut chai cake with spiced glaze

I had the weirdest dream last night. It involved two men (who I’m very much interested in in real life) fighting over me. (And no, not these two. But yes. I’ll have one of each.) If this is what happens when one goes to bed at 9pm, I’ll do it every night. Except I woke up spooning Ralph and being spooned by Weaz. It was all very depressing.

So since I had a granny night, woke up in the middle of a catwich and skipped yoga, I figured I’d round out the trifecta of lame with a morning of nonstop baking. It’s what I do.

To understand why I made this coconut chai cake today, you have to understand that once a month every month I am convinced I’ve gained 10 pounds. As it turns out, I am just female. Anyway, the shifting size and shape of my body coupled with a nice big dose of hormonal cuh-raaaaazy pills is enough to make even a pro-intuitive eater, anti-dieter, and lover of all things deep fried, bake a fat-free cake. It happens to the best of us.

Hello, lovelies.

Avoiding fat is illogical for a whole lot of reasons, including the fact that vitamins A, D, E and K require it for absorption. But once a month every month there is simply no room for logic in my life, what with my expanding body and all taking up extra space and all… Logic be damned; I just want my pants to fit.

So against my better judgement, I made this damn cake.

I actually love Susan and her Fat-Free Vegan Kitchen despite my vehement opposition to a diet completely devoid of fat. I find that her recipes are easy to follow, always turn out great and the “light” nature of them nicely complements the far denser foods I usually eat. Plus, they don’t taste fat-free. That’s what really counts.

Pear, peanut butter and coconut cake.

Since high school my eating habits have ranged from extreme restriction to excessive night binges to an obsession with only the “purest” of ingredients to where I am now, which I like to think is a nice healthy balance of eating for pleasure, eating for health and eating ethically without being a complete asshole about it.

Sometimes this means pizza and wine at 3am and sometimes it means fat-free cake at breakfast. Balance, y’all. Balance.

I Hope You Die Blondies

In Baked Goods on November 21, 2011 at 1:02 am

Vegan salted caramel blondies

Yesterday I learned to use iTunes. It was a momentous occasion just 11 years behind schedule. I never claimed to be cool, guys.

It’s not that I don’t like music. (So go ahead and put that music-is-my-oxygen lecture back in the pocket of your skinny jeans and just calm F down; you’re fogging up your fake hipster glasses with your hyperventilating.)  I just don’t like change. So, as I’ve stated before, back when iPods came to replace CDs, I said, “No, thank you.” Plus, I was on a PC up until two years ago and I was using Windows Media Player. Don’t judge me. And I like to think I do my part to support the music industry by dating musicians. You’re welcome.

I’m proud to report that my beloved CDs and I have fought the good fight for the last decade, but after about a year of a broken CD player in my car and having to endure the likes of “Hey Soul Sister,” anything by Nickelback and autotuning so aggressive and overpowering that I’m not entirely sure a human ever sang the song in the first place, I simply cannot take it anymore.

So I made a playlist.

Exactly.

I still don’t know how to actually buy music (how do I do this?) so all I have is my brother’s library (99% Jay Z and a little bluegrass) and my ex’s library (100% Prince). But I did learn a little secret for getting songs that I am absolutely certain is illegal so I’m not even going to say I’m doing it because I picture a team of bazooka-wielding music piracy cops smashing through my windows to arrest me. “But I didn’t know it was illegal!” … “Yes you did. We read your blog. Perhaps now you’ll stop oversharing like your mom asked you to do years ago. By the way, we know you’ve been stealing internet for the last six months… And can we take a picture with Weasel?”

Anyway… I’ve been keeping a running list of songs I like in anticipation of this day.

Yep

I have listened to my playlist one thousand times and am very pleased with myself.

So pleased, in fact, that I remade the infamous “I Hope You Die” blondies just to get the recipe right this time and celebrate my accomplishment.

I Hope You Die Blondies (Salted Caramel Blondies)
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Author: Katie Levans
Prep time: 5 mins
Cook time: 30 mins
Total time: 35 mins
Ingredients
  • 1/3 cup + 1 tablespoon canola oil
  • 1 cup brown sugar, packed
  • 1 tablespoon ground flax seed + 3 tablespoons warm water
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt (plus more for dusting)
  • 1 cup whole wheat flour
  • 1/2 cup walnut pieces
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees
  2. Combine oil,sugar, flax “egg” and vanilla
  3. Add salt, flour and walnuts, and mix to combine
  4. Line an 8×8 baking dish with parchment paper (or grease) and spoon in batter. It doesn’t spread easily so cover with plastic wrap to press it out flat with your hands. (Remove plastic before baking, duh.)
  5. Sprinkle dough with extra salt (this is the best part)
  6. Bake for 30 minutes until cooked through
  7. Allow to cool completely before cutting with a sharp knife

So damn good.

Am I really as bitter as the story behind these sweet blondies makes me sound? God I hope not.

I don't really hope you die.

Black Pepper Brown Sugar

In Baked Goods on November 21, 2011 at 12:02 am

Vegan black pepper brown sugar cookies, yep.

I learn things the hard way. I like to think it’s less an innate character flaw rooted in unfaltering stubbornness and more my selfless desire to give as many people as possible as many chances as possible to say, “I told you so.” I know how they love to say it.

If ever you have wondered the following things:

  • Does vodka count as hydration?
  • Do cars really need oil?
  • Are air filters really necessary?
  • Do swans attack when provoked?
  • Aren’t three part-time jobs pretty much like one full-time job?
  • Baking soda and baking powder are pretty much the same, right?
  • Are cats comparable to babies in terms of owning your soul?

I have your answers: nope, sweet Jesus yes, jury’s still out, like rabid pitbulls, NOT EVEN CLOSE, negative and YES, respectively. How? I learned all these things the hard way.

Did you know you can be so dehydrated your ligaments start to dry up? Me neither, y’all. Me.neither.

We’re not positive since my “consult” consisted of me laying on their living room floor for approximately eight minutes, but Caitlin’s Doctor Husband Kristien seemed pretty confident that a “dry ligament” (ew.) is what’s causing my elusive leg pain.

“I have no idea what could have caused this,” I say, eyes shifting tellingly from my empty coffee cup to my empty wine glass. “I drink plenty of fluids.”

I know I know I know. I know that I’m studying nutrition and I know that water is important for, um, everything and I know that I practice hot yoga, like, seven days a week but… I still don’t drink water. CONFESSIONS OF A WATERPHOBE.

I just don’t like it. You know why? It dates all the way back to 1989 when my doctors thought I had cancer but really I had a urachael remnant but either way half of my bladder had to go so I had to pee all the time and it caused me great stress and anxiety on planes and in cars and mostly just all the time so I learned the art of not drinking unless absolutely necessary. There’s also the fact that when I got cats they kept putting their stupid paws in my drinking cups. So then I got water bottles but I don’t like cleaning them out and when I don’t they get moldy and I unknowingly keep drinking out of them until I discover, with great horror, that they are full of mold and that creates an even stronger water aversion. So then I buy water when I need it but that is ridiculous and expensive and unnecessary. So then I’m like, “Well, this vodka will have to do.”

I know. I won’t say any more because I hate me right now, too.

The point is… I have learned the hard way that I actually do have to drink water.

I know at least six people who will be calling to say I TOLD YOU SO in 5… 4… 3…

Another thing I learned the hard way today is that, no Katie, you cannot just “eyeball” measurements when baking. Cooking, maybe. Baking? Never.

Those seemingly flawless stacked cookies were actually sprawled out on the baking pan creating a bubbling sheet of molten dough. I think it had something to do with too much butter, not enough flour, but who cares? They were salvaged. I let them cool and then cut out nice little circles. No harm, no foul.

Black Pepper Brown Sugar Cookies
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Author: vegan adaptation from Mark Bittman’s How to Cook Everything Vegetarian
Ingredients
  • 1/2 pound Earth Balance
  • 1/2 c dark brown sugar, packed
  • 1 tablespoon ground flax seed + 3 tablespoons warm water
  • 1.5 cup whole wheat flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon cracked black pepper
Instructions
  1. Beat butter and sugar until combined
  2. Add the flax “egg” and pepper
  3. Scoop out tablespoon-sized balls of dough onto a parchment paper-lined (or greased) cookie sheet
  4. Bake for 10-12 minutes in a 350-degree oven
  5. Makes about 3 dozen

HAHAHA. Looking at the recipe again, I see that I used 1/2 a cup of flour, not 1.5. Very good.

As always, do as I say, not as I do.

I’m off to drink some Pedialyte…

Salted Caramel Blondies

In Baked Goods on November 15, 2011 at 12:50 am

Or... I Hope You Die Blondies

I can safely say that I have never wished death upon anyone. That was, of course, until today when I saw a picture of my ex with his new girlfriend. (At which point I promptly deleted my Facebook account.) It’s not like I’m proud of this little lapse in my sanity and humanity, but come on, guys. Come. on. She was holding a pumpkin. A pumpkin! Everyone knows fall is my favorite season, a right that is protected in Girl Code article 13, section 9, which clearly states: No future girlfriends may be photographed carrying hallmark produce representative of former girlfriend’s favorite season. Um, hello. Everyone knows this.

So. As you can see, I lost my mind today. At first I thought: Bitch, I hope you die.

And then I thought: Well that’s not very nice at all… You realize you’ve been seeing someone else for months now, right? You silly hypocrite.

And then I thought: NO MORE THOUGHTS. JUST BAKE.

And this is what I did. Things were going very well. I was heating butter for my blondies and gathering goods for black pepper brown sugar cookies, banana bread and oatmeal cookies (What? A PUMPKIN, GUYS. Stop judging me.) when all of the sudden…

Karma, ya betch.

Since when can Pyrex dishes not be heated on the stovetop? Since always? Oh ok that’s cool.

So there I was standing in the middle of my kitchen, shards of glass all around me and butter running down the stove into a pool on the floor when I realized… I need some wine.

I bet you thought I was going to realize something like: “This is silly. Let’s just clean up and go to bed.”

BUT NO. When life gives me pictures of exes with new girlfriends lemons, I will give life a big fat lemon drop martini straight to the face (because apparently I’m a bartender now).

So I chugged some wine, pulled up my big girl pants (or perhaps didn’t judging by the picture), cleaned up my disaster and carried on with the task at hand, this time subbing oil for melted butter since that didn’t go so well the first time.

Deal with it.

What I was left with was this:

Blondies?

Still not willing to admit defeat, I trimmed off the charred edges and was left with a perfectly gooey, sticky, sweet-but-salty little bite. A small victory.

I also made a miniature mint chocolate cake for dinner.

Whatever.

Girl Code article 1, section 1: You can eat whatever you want.

Better’n Granny’s Cornbread

In Baked Goods on November 8, 2011 at 9:12 am

But not better than Grandmother Betty's.

One of my favorite things about being southern is being southern but not really being southern. I was born in Kentucky but raised in northern Illinois by parents who were born and raised in small-town Kentucky and backwoods Georgia. I grew up just outside of Chicago but we ate grits and drank sweet tea and (much to the delight of my friends) my parents said “y’all.”

I feel like this “biculturalism,” if you will, affords me a sort of dual citizenship. I get to pick and choose what I like about each region and apply it to my identity and abandon the rest. From the Midwest it’s all cornfields and cumulous clouds and crisp fall mornings. Down south it’s yes ma’am and no sir and family and tradition and cornbread.

Hey y'all.

My Grandmother Betty makes the best cornbread I’ve ever eaten in my life, and I’ve mentioned before here that I suspect it is most certainly made with some sort of animal fat in an iron skillet older than this fine country we call home. Some things I just choose to ignore.

While I can’t replicate Grandmother’s cornbread (even with the recipe it wouldn’t be the same), I did find at least a suitable stand in earlier this week.

This recipe is a vegan adaptation of Bittman’s cornbread from How to Make Everything Vegetarian. (This is the best cookbook I own.)

Better’n Granny’s Cornbread
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Author: Katie Levans (vegan adaptation of Bittman’s recipe)
Prep time: 5 mins
Cook time: 25 mins
Total time: 30 mins
Ingredients
  • 1.25 cups nondairy milk + 1 tablespoon white vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon ground flax
  • 2 tablespoons Earth Balance
  • 1.5 cups cornmeal
  • 1/2 cup whole wheat flour
  • 1.5 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon salt
Instructions
  1. Combine the milk, vinegar and flax and let sit.
  2. Place an 8×8 dish over medium heat on the stove to melt Earth Balance. Remove from heat once the butter melts to prevent burning. Set aside.
  3. In a bowl, combine all remaining dry ingredients.
  4. Add wet ingredients to dry. Stir to incorporate. Pour into greased dish.
  5. Bake for 25 minutes on 375 degrees until the top is lightly browned.

Sing me home, cornbread.

For the record, cornbread is to be salty, not sweet. If you must have sweet cornbread (there is something wrong with you and) you can add 1 tablespoon of sugar to your dry ingredients. Don’t do this.

Extra Hour Muffins

In Baked Goods on November 6, 2011 at 11:25 am

Extra hour? Muffin time.

Let me paint you a little picture…

I’m seated on a stool at the kitchen counter, pot of French press coffee to my right, muffins cooling on the stove behind me. Ralph is asleep in my bed, Weaz in Ashley’s (inappropriate, Weaz… inappropriate). Sun is streaming in through the big window over the sink and I’m chatting with one of my best friends in the whole world (perhaps trying to convince her to move to Charlotte when she’s done saving the world in India). Last night I talked to both of my parents on the phone and grabbed a beer with my brother (and also tried to convince him to move up to Charlotte…). I woke up today without an alarm clock and without anywhere to be until noon.

In fact, here's the actual picture.

This, my friends, if I remember correctly, is what Sundays look like. When presented with a morning like this and an extra hour of it, no less, I had no choice but to bust out the baking supplies and make muffins.

I adapted Mama Pea’s banana chocolate chip muffins to my anti-chocolate-in-the-morning liking, cut down the sugar and packed it full of some more vegetables. More vegetables never hurt anybody.

Extra Hour Muffins
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Author: Katie Levans (adapted from Mama Pea)
Serves: 12
Woke up to realize the world fell back an hour? (I bet you didn’t even know it was gonna happen, did you? Your iphone told you, didn’t it? It’s ok. I forgot, too.) Seize the day, my friend, with these hearty muffins packed with whole grains, two (count ‘em, TWO) vegetables and a whole lot of awesome. You’ll have enough batter for 12 muffins and one mini cake in a ramekin. Don’t have (or want to make) oat flour? Use more wheat flour. Don’t have (or want to buy) non-dairy milk? Regular is fine. No sweet potato puree? Two bananas will do or sub in 1/3 cup apple sauce. I’ve got a substitution for every excuse you’ve got. So let’s make some muffins…
Ingredients
  • 2/3 cup oat flour
  • 1.5 cups whole wheat flour
  • 1.5 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
  • 1 banana, mashed
  • 1/3 cup sweet potato puree
  • 1/2 cup grated zucchini
  • 1/3 cup brown sugar
  • 2 tablespoons grapeseed oil
  • 1/2 cup rice milk
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/4 cup walnut pieces
Instructions
  1. Using a coffee grinder or food processor, grind oats into a flour
  2. Combine oat flour, wheat flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt and spice in a large mixing bowl
  3. In a separate bowl, combine mashed banana, sweet potato, zucchini, brown sugar, oil, milk and vanilla extract
  4. Add wet ingredients to dry and mix to incorporate
  5. Stir in nuts (optional)

Happy Sunday to you.

I had extra batter after filling up my dozen muffin cups so I made a mini cake using a small ramekin…

Hey, baby.

Now, go forth and seize your extra hour.

Vegan Pumpkin Pie Cupcakes

In Baked Goods on October 26, 2011 at 7:14 pm

Vegan pumpkin pie cupcakes

“Miss Katie, do you have a boyfriend?”

This is what my fourth grade nutrition club wants to know at our second meeting. Not, “Miss Katie, how can I get more fiber in my diet?” Or, “Miss Katie, what’s your favorite vegetable?”

“No,” I turn back to my demonstration on how to make a green smoothie, “I do not.”

“But… you’re so pretty,” they insist.

I was ready to launch into a feminist rant about how maybe I don’t need a boyfriend and it shouldn’t matter what I look like and Disney movies have ruined them for life and maybe I have commitment issues, but instead they all started singing Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” before I could open my mouth. And then added one final: “Miss Katie, I like your boots and your jeans and your shirt and your jacket and your necklace.”

To which I snapped, hand on hip, and replied, “Make it work, girls.”

Some battles simply are not meant to be fought. Namely the battle to not put pumpkin in everything from October to December.

Graham cracker crust, pumpkin cupcake, spiced frosting

Try as I might to fight the urge, I just can’t help but join the ranks of OHMYGODPUMPKIN loonies and mix it in to everything from smoothies to muesli to baked goods galore.

That’s how this cupcake came to be. It’s a graham cracker crust, pumpkin pie cupcake topped with spiced cream cheese frosting. The cake filling is actually a pumpkin pie blondie that comes from Allie as adapted from Vegan Cookies Invade Your Cookie Jar. The crust I threw together from memory and without measurements after having made approximately one billion cheesecakes while I was in Chile. The frosting proportions are the same you’ll see for just about any vegan frosting. I just added pumpkin pie spice and cut the sugar almost in half. Most frosting recipes will call for up to 6 cups of sugar. Excessive.

Vegan Pumpkin Pie Cupcakes
5.0 from 1 reviews
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Author: Katie Levans
Ingredients

For the Crust

    • 10 graham crackers, crumbled
    • 2 tablespoons Earth Balance

For the Cake

    • 3/4 cup canned pumpkin
    • 1/2 cup canola oil
    • 1/2 cup sugar
    • 1/2 cup dark brown sugar
    • 1/4 cup almond milk
    • 2 tsp vanilla extract
    • 1 1/4 cups flour
    • 1/4 tsp baking powder
    • 1/4 tsp salt
    • 1 tsp ground cinnamon
    • 1 tsp pumpkin pie spice

For the Frosting

  • 1/2 cup vegan cream cheese
  • 1/2 cup Earth Balance
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 3 cups powdered sugar
  • 1 tablespoon pumpkin pie spice
Instructions
  1. For the crust: Melt Earth Balance and pour over graham cracker crumbs. Spoon crumbs into lined cupcake tins and press down to form a thin crust. Bake for 10 minutes on 350 degrees until crisp.
  2. For the cake: Combine the pumpkin, oil, sugar, brown sugar, almond milk and vanilla until smooth. Sift in dry ingredients. Spoon into cupcake tins on top of the graham cracker crust. Bake for 18 minutes on 350 degrees or until set.
  3. For the frosting: Beat cream cheese and Earth Balance until light and smooth. Pour in vanilla. Sift in powdered sugar and spice. Beat until smooth. Pipe onto cupcakes once cooled.

You're welcome.

Pumpkin Whoopie Pies

In Baked Goods, Guest Post on October 24, 2011 at 8:42 am

Pumpkin whoopie pies from Rachael

Hi, I’m Rachael! Words don’t describe how honored I am to have been asked by our dear friend, Sweet Tater, to share some of my eats with you via this guest blog post! Truth be told, she asked me months ago, but I was just getting my arms around blogging – and I had NO IDEA why a) any of you would want to read what I write b) Tater would want me to botch up her blog or c) where to even begin!

But, thanks to Tates and another close friend Jessie, I started blogging, myself, and now, finally, I feel that I can appropriately capture the essence of one of my faves……

Tater, like me, has an affinity for sweets – which is strange for someone so dedicated to her dietetics studies….but anyway……… When we first met, or around that time, I had introduced her to my favorite “bring anywhere” sweet – better and more au current than a cupcake…..the WHOOPIE!

I’ve been making them for years, before they got popular and certainly before entire cookbooks were dedicated to them. DEFINITELY before Sur La Table started carrying special baking tins for them!

As a result, I’ve played around and think I have the best combo of cake to filling – not too sweet, not too mushy…..and they are absolutely delish. These are both festive for fall and thanksgiving and much more sophisticated than plain’ol chocolate…..ready?

What you’ll need for the cakes:

  • 2 ¼ cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • ½ tsp baking soda (DO NOT CONFUSE THE TWO: I’VE DONE IT – NOT GOOD!)
  • 1 tbsp ground cinnamon
  • 1 ½ tsp ground ginger
  • 1 tsp ground allspice
  • 1 tsp ground nutmeg
  • ½ tsp salt
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • ½ cup UNSALTED BUTTER (at room temp)
  • 1 ½ cups solid pack pumpkin
  • 1 egg (best to use when cold)
  • 1 tsp vanilla

What you’ll need for the filling:

  • 16 oz. tub of whipped cream cheese
  • 1 small container of marshmallow fluff
  • ¼ – 1 cup confectioners sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla

 

Totally not vegan

If you want to get fancy, you can sift – I tend to just DUMP the following into a work bowl: flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, allspice, nutmeg and salt.  I THEN preheat the over to 350ºF and move the rack to the middle….whatever order you chose, don’t burn your hand….I do it regularly and it hurts!

Because my aunt is awesome and got us a Kitchenaid mixer for my wedding, I typically use that bowl for the brown sugar and butter – combining them with the paddle attachment. If you don’t have that luxury, any old electric beaters will do.

Once the butter and brown sugar are combined, you will add the pumpkin, egg and vanilla and beat until well combined. Now, don’t fret, it will look lumpy until you add in the flour + spice mixture from the other bowl! So, go ahead and add in that other mixture – put your beaters to work on low and keep mixing until just incorporated….scraping down the sides of the bowl as necessary.

Using a cookie scooper (its like an ice cream scooper, but smaller), mellon-baller or just a Tablespoon, drop about ONE table spoon of the batter onto a prepared baking sheet. You can either use shortening to grease that bad-boy up or you can use parchment/wax paper – either way, you want to make sure that the sheets are lubed and protected so that your cakes don’t stick when they bake.

Also, please note – most recipes will tell you to use 2 tablespoons of batter – they are either fatties or belong in Wonkaland because these cakes are dense and rich – you don’t need to make them that big unless you want to die of sugar-shock!

Into the oven...

Now, here is where I also diverge from the recipe books – most tell you to bake the sheets ONE at a TIME for 15 minutes each (or until the cakes crack and are firm to the touch). I, however, think you can do 2 at a time…..make sure your racks are both towards the center and at 7.5 minutes, move the top sheet to the bottom and the bottom to the top. This helps a ton if you are working with smaller sheets and need to do more than 2 to make your cakes!

While the cooked cakes are cooking (that was a tongue twister!), make your filling:

Beat together the cream cheese, fluff and vanilla – adding the sugar as you wish to create the desired sweetess. You won’t need much to balance out the cake, but if you are making a more neutral cake you can always add more!  I added in some extra spices to make it really taste like fall – but that’s up to you.

When the cakes are cool – and that’s important – you will assemble them into the min-sandwich bite cookies. You can adorn with a string around, put into a great glass jar or just plop onto a plate and serve with coffee, milk or any other liquid you chose!

You should get approximately 15 cakes out of this recipe and the frosting should be good for closer to 25/30. Want less cakes, make ‘em bigger. Want more, make ‘em smaller. You get to decide – but whatever you chose, enjoy!

 

Mmmmm

Thanks, Rach!

Pumpkin Bread: 2 Ways

In Baked Goods on October 9, 2011 at 10:13 am

Vegan pumpkin muffins

Lots of people seem to want to know how I manage my schedule(s) with a full-time job, full-time graduate class load, part-time job, blog, yoga practice, cat farm, etc. The answer, I’m afraid, is being a terrible student and never sleeping. Also sometimes I cry in the shower. Baked goods help, too.

Yesterday I was feeling particularly sorry for myself so when I left yoga 30 minutes early (for the billionth time) so that I could shower and get to work on time (because I live in a constant state of trying to get to work on time), I just completely broke down. Right there in the locker room shower. All I want is one full class. Savasana and everything. Is this too much to ask? At least a shower is the perfect place to cry because you’re alone and you’re all wet anyway so you can convince even yourself that you’re not really crying.

I’m just so tired and I don’t even know it. Physically and mentally I feel pretty with it but–excuse my hippie bullshit—my spirit is just completely destroyed.

This was probably the first manifestation of my impending mental breakdown, which is probably just because I’ve been too busy to notice that it’s really starting to get to me. I can’t help but think I’m doing this all wrong, but I don’t know a better way to do it. I have learned the hard way that three low-paying jobs do not equal one decent-paying job, this I can assure you.

“Take a break!” is the most common response I get to my complaints that I’m stretched entirely too thin. To which I’d like to reply: “Pay my bills!” Seriously though. A few weeks ago I heard this delightfully feisty undergrad yelling at her boyfriend about the same thing. “ARE YOU PAYING MY RENT? NO?? THEN QUIT HAVING AN OPINION.” Haaahaha. So unless you are presenting me with a Publisher’s Clearning House-sized check, I’m afraid your opinion (while valid) is being heard neither loud nor clear.

Nope. I’m afraid the only solution to my problems is MORE BAKING.

So let’s stress bake, shall we? One pumpkin bread recipe, two ways:

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I used the best pumpkin muffin recipe from Post Punk Kitchen to make, well, pumpkin muffins AND pumpkin bread with streusel topping.

Simply follow the recipe as is. Pour about 2/3 of the batter (however much it takes to make 12 muffins) into lined muffin cups and bake according to the recipe. Then pour the rest into a greased loaf pan (it’ll only be about an inch of batter in the bottom) and top with a layer of walnuts and a layer of vegan streusel.

Vegan Streusel: 1/4 c Earth Balance, 1/3 c oats, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, 2-3 tablespoons sugar

Aren't we cute?

Oooooooh

The streusel bread is amazing and makes a lovely breakfast with a cup of tea. The muffins travel well and would freeze beautifully, too.

Guess what? I’m off to work. Of course I am.

I'm gonna need some more of these...

I Came to Win.

In Baked Goods on October 7, 2011 at 11:16 pm

This sandwich looks really important.

Or… “How to Work a 14-hour Day and Not Lose Your Mind.”

When I picked up a coworker’s 4p-9p shift today, I neglected to think about the fact that I was already working 7a to 2p. Or maybe I did think about it and I was just thinking “SHORTY GOT BILLZ, Y’ALL” a little bit louder. It doesn’t help that the day was sandwiched in between last night’s 2-hour lecture on tube feedings at the hospital (hang me with a catheter, please) and another full (normal person) 7-hour day tomorrow. But whatever. It happened. So this is the story about how I worked a million hours and the steps I took not to bitch about it…

Step 1

Get thee to yoga.

I crammed in a quick early-morning hot vinyasa class. Necessary. Day 7 of 70 straight… I can do this 9 more times…

Step 2

Coffee, girl. Get you some.

I thought for sure I’d drink like a coffee an hour, but somehow this was my only upper of the day. You’re welcome, body.

Step 3

Escape fluorescent lights. Do it.

I used my lunch break as a walk break because fluorescent lights make me want to stab my eyeballs out.

Step 4

Pickles.

While I was out there, I ate my lunch, which included pickles (as all suitable sandwiches should).

Step 5

Bake like a maniac.

Like any normal person would do, I used my two-hour break between shifts to whip up three different vegan baked goods–pumpkin muffins, PB chocolate oatmeal raisin cookies and pumpkin bread with streusel topping–for my coworkers. Of course. Everyone does this, right? Perfectly normal.

Baking truly is my stress reliever. As stress levels rise, so too do the piles of cookies and muffins and brownies in my kitchen. I think that–especially now–baking gives me a sense of normalcy. Baking is all slow Saturday mornings and lazy late nights and comfort and consistency and all those simple things I don’t really have right now.

Baking on a Friday afternoon–even if crammed smack in the middle of a 14-hour work day–feels like something I would do if I were… normal. You know… financially stable and professionally successful and emotionally unburdened. All the things that my life simply is not at present.

So that’s how I made it through my marathon day, and I must say I felt pretty fantastic the whole time. It doesn’t hurt to work with amazing people and to do fun things and, you know, have a job.

It was a great day.

Step 6

Frozen yogurt.

With Oreos and Butterfinger and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Duh.

Pumpkin Muffin for One

In Baked Goods on October 4, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Vegan pumpkin muffin for one

The only time I’m ever really thrilled to see standstill traffic is when I have packed my breakfast to go (in a frenzy, mind you) and am suddenly graced with a parking lot for an interstate and, therefore, enough time to eat my pumpkin muffins without dying at the hands of some careless pumpkin muffin-eating driver.

It’s a beautiful thing.

Sadly, this morning traffic didn’t halt long enough for me to inhale these beauties so I had to just stare at them the entire 30 miles to school.

What a tease.

And when I busted up into the office (on time for the Tuesday meeting heeeeeeeeey!) with Tupperware in hand my coworkers rejoiced with a: “YOU BROUGHT US BAKED GOODS?!” To which I responded, “Girl, please. These are for me.”

I should really be more delicate when speaking to those who sign my paycheck.

But these are for me because they are made one at a time and I have to double the recipe just to get enough to satisfy me and I do not have time to painstakingly measure out tiny scoops of flour and baking powder and all that jazz when I’m supposed to be rushing to work AND I am not making muffins a dozen at a time because then I have to eat muffins for six days straight (because I eat them two at a time, duh). Surely they understand.

But people do not understand this. When you tell people you make your muffins one at a time they look at you like you’re a lunatic living with two cats and ask, “So you put the whole pan in there with just one hole filled?” Yes. Yes I do.

And you know what? The muffin doesn’t mind at all. That muffin sits in there all funny and smart and cute as can be and she just soaks up her alone time so you just lay off her, all right? Ain’t nothing wrong with one damn muffin just being by herself.

No, this muffin is not a metaphor for my life…

I made my muffins (plural, because one is never enough) using Katie’s single lady cupcake recipe but I subbed pumpkin puree for the apple sauce and added pumpkin pie spice. I topped them with walnuts before baking and, later, with peanut butter.

It's 2011, little muffin. You'll be fine.

Today was day four of yoga for a cause. Don’t I look thrilled to be up in the 5 o’clock hour?

I'm not.

I woke up at 5:53 and made it to class at 6am, thank you very much.

Vegan Carrot Cupcakes

In Baked Goods on October 2, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Vegan carrot cake with vegan cream cheese frosting

I know I need money and I know I need hours at work to get that, but sometimes a girl just needs to bake cupcakes, you know? I weaseled a dear coworker into picking up my shift yesterday so I could pretend like I’m a normal human being for, like, 12 hours. It was lovely.

I woke up, went to yoga, did my laundry, ate a smoothie bowl…

I actually had time for this.

You like my creepy little skull? It’s from the University of Salamanca. The skull with a frog on its head is carved into an intricate facade on a building at the university and, legend has it, students who can find the frog on the wall (all Where’s Waldo style) will do well in school and pass their exams. I need that, please. Another take on the frog is that it symbolizes sexual temptation and is used to warn students (who were all male at one time) that if they give in to female advances they will fail out of school.

So there are sexual advances and then there are cupcakes, which are more up my alley. And I like to think that cupcakes work just as well for winning people over. Almost.

Yep

I’m pretty sure I’ve never actually made carrot cake but when asked to make carrot cake I was all: Oh yeah, of course I can do that. This is the same reaction I had when my host family in Chile, assuming that every American is born knowing how to make cheesecake, asked me to make them a cheesecake. That worked out in my favor and they eventually had me making them a cheesecake a week while I was there so I figured I’d be ok in foreign carrot cake land, too.

I used the carrot cake recipe from Hell Yeah It’s Vegan. It’s great and I’m happy with it but it is heavy and dense and sugar- and fat-laden (all good things when using baked goods for swaying human emotion) so I’d eventually like to play around with it and see if we can’t tone it down a bit. Nevertheless, a delicious cake.

Mmmm

The cake recipe makes two dozen cupcakes, which left me with more than enough to dole out around town… which is not something I’d say with such pride were we still talking about, uh, sexual advances. You see? Cupcakes are the way to go.

Banana Bars w/ PB Buttercream

In Baked Goods on September 11, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Vegan banana oat bar with peanut buttercream

Oh, hello there, best thing I have ever made. Aren’t you a sight for sore hungry eyes?

I’ve been dreaming up this sexy little number for weeks but I just haven’t had the time (or soberness) to throw it together. Today was the day. I could feel it. I woke up at 7am without an alarm, drank tea, did yoga. By 9am I was well on my way to a Sunday morning bakefest and I was thrilled with myself, to say the least.

But then, of course, as is the case every single time a human being wants to bake something, I discovered I had no sugar. That’s not true. I had like two tablespoons of sugar hanging out in a massive bag whose presence in my cabinet, we can only assume, led me to not purchase more sugar prior to this moment. Why didn’t I just use those last two tablespoons of sugar in the last thing I made so I could throw the bag away thus signaling a need for MORE SUGAR? I will never know. All I know is that that’s how I ended up at the grocery store looking like this:

Careful boys, she's siiiiiiingle.

At any rate, I got my sugar. And vanilla, too, since who the hell ever actually has vanilla and sugar stocked when they really need them? No one.

The inspiration for these mind-blowing bars comes from the New York Times vegan banana cookies I’ve been rambling on about and have made at least three times in the last 12 days. (Don’t worry about it.) Rather than spoon the dough out into cookies, I wanted it in bar form so it could be properly slathered in peanut butter buttercream frosting. Peanut buttercream as it shall be known henceforth.

Properly slathered.

Properly Slathered would be a great emo band name, don’t you think? They’d wear glasses with no prescription and smoke unfiltered cigarettes and disagree with everything. Dibs. Don’t steal my idea. That’s a money-maker right there.

What am I even talking about? here’s your recipe, loves.

Banana Oat Bar with Peanut Buttercream
Author: Katie Levans
Prep time: 15 mins
Cook time: 25 mins
Total time: 40 mins
Serves: 16
Ingredients
  • 1 batch of NYT vegan banana cookies
  • 1/2 cup non-hydrogenated vegan butter, softened
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 tablespoon non-dairy milk, as needed
  • 1/3 cup creamy peanut butter
  • 3 cups powdered sugar
  • walnuts, optional (for garnish)
Instructions
  1. Prepare the cookie batter as instructed. Rather than spoon out into cookies, spread it into a parchment paper-lined (or greased) baking dish. Bake for 25 minutes on 350 degrees until golden brown.
  2. Beat the vegan butter and vanilla extract until light and fluffy.
  3. One cup at a time, slowly add the sugar until incorporated.
  4. Add the peanut butter and continue beating. If the mixture looks dry, add non-dairy milk until desired consistency is reached.
  5. When bars have cooled, spread buttercream on top and cut into 16 servings.
  6. Garnish with walnuts.

Best ever.

NYT Vegan Banana Cookies

In Baked Goods on August 29, 2011 at 9:51 pm

New York Times' vegan banana cookies

When your bananas look like THIS:

AH!

Then gather your cats and give them a big celebratory hug because it’s time to make banana bread!

But wait! What if you don’t want banana bread? What if you’re on a bit of a cookie kick because bread is so 2010? I hear you. And so does the New York Times. Presenting: New York Times vegan banana walnut cookies.

Made by Weaz, with love.

These cookies are flawless. Simple staple ingredients. Quick, easy prep. Dense chewy oats. Sweet subtle banana flavor. WALNUTS. Just.so.good.

Make these!

 

Single Cookie

In Baked Goods on August 25, 2011 at 11:24 pm

Single cookie

Would it be too much to say that I walk down the sidewalk wishing someone would hold my hand? It is, isn’t it? Yikes.

This is what my life has become. Wandering around aimlessly just waiting for someone to hug me. One of those run, jump, grab, spin kind of hugs. Stop talking, Katie.

So here I am hunkered over in the kitchen at 11 o’clock at night painstakingly measuring out wee tiny little bits of flour and sugar and shit. Why? I’m not proud of this but… I’m making a single cookie. One damn cookie. Can you believe this nonsense? Who does this?

Part of me thinks: This is rational. Twelve cookies would be too many anyway. And you can’t just keep giving them away because people will think you are a cookie slut. Best to stick to one lone cookie for your one lone self, ya loser.

And then the rest of me is like: OH SWEET JESUS JUST GO TO BED.

Sigh.

But in the battle of bed vs. cookies, cookies win every time.

Single Cookie
5.0 from 1 reviews
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Author: Reluctantly, Katie Levans
Serves: 1
No dessert in the house? No boyfriend around to eat the dozen cookies you’re planning to make? Slow down, killer. You need to calm the F down and make just one cookie. Trust me. It’s safer this way. You’ll get yours without staring at the other 11 for a week thinking, “Why is no one here to eat these??” You see? With a few staple pantry ingredients and a little blow to your ego, you can whip up a tasty, 125-calorie peanut butter oatmeal cookie in just minutes. Then go cry yourself to sleep.
Ingredients
  • 1 tablespoon whole wheat flour
  • 1 tablespoon rolled oats
  • 1 tablespoon unsweetened applesauce
  • sprinkle of cinnamon
  • dash of vanilla
  • 1/2 tablespoon peanut butter
  • 1/2 table spoon sugar
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Combine all ingredients in a small bowl.
  3. Shape dough into a cookie and bake on parchment paper for 10-12 minutes.

Excuse me while I go talk to my cats.

Click to enlarge

St. Lucian Banana Sweetbread

In Baked Goods on August 17, 2011 at 8:12 am

Vegan banana sweetbread muffins

The other day I was combing through the treasure trove of used books that is Book Buyers on Central Ave when I came across a copy of Sundays at the Moosewood Restaurant for just $6. Jackpot. And by some miracle of cookbook gods, I actually used it the very next day instead of letting it collect dust while I browse the Internet for new recipes.

I had two bananas that were damn near disintegration so I flipped to the index to see if this book offered any ideas for what to do with them. In the “Caribbean Chapter,” Yellowman’s Banana Lime Bread.

Since I didn’t have lime in the house and my only lemon appeared to have fossilized in the fridge, I used orange instead. The recipe only calls for a tablespoon of citrus juice so that flavor didn’t really come through. It also calls for the addition of toasted coconut, which would have been amazing but I didn’t have any on hand so I added oats instead.

Haha. This stupid picture.

The addition of ground ginger kicks it up a notch from plain ol’ American banana bread. Why is American food so boring? I wonder if food bloggers in other countries are ever like, “And the recipe excluded all spices whatsoever making it dully American.”

PB Chocolate Pretzel Bars

In Baked Goods on August 14, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Peanut butter chocolate-covered pretzel oat bars

My current financial situation is that if I don’t need it for survival, I don’t need it and, therefore, don’t buy it. The past month I’ve kept a spending journal to keep up with where my money goes, and aside from the occasional coffee or dinner or book that I use as a treat to keep myself sane, I am spending money only on groceries, bills and cat supplies. If you’re thinking to yourself, “You don’t need cat supplies to survive,” I suggest you meet Ralph and Weaz early in the morning when they haven’t yet been fed. You’ll understand.

At any rate, I have gotten really good at simply ignoring the urge to impulse buy. That was, of course, until I was pulling into the parking deck at work and realized I had packed an unsatisfactory dinner and would think about nothing but its shortcomings before, during and after I ate it. So to avoid being a miserable person all night, I decided a quick overpriced snack wouldn’t send me on a downward spiral into bankruptcy and made a U-turn into the Earth Fare parking lot.

I picked up an expensive organic macrobiotic bar and a kombucha, two things I used to buy without thinking that now had me fretting and number crunching. And do you want to know how much those two items cost me?

$6.66

Six dollars and sixty six cents. Can you believe that shit? I looked at the cashier and said something to that effect. “I know. I was hoping you wouldn’t notice,” she said.

Not notice a friendly reminder from Satan that I wasn’t supposed to be buying expensive organic macrobiotic bars and kombucha?? I noticed.

I bought it anyway. The kombucha exploded on me in the car and I was late to work. The bar, however, (a Macrobar granola with coconut) was the absolute best expensive bar I’ve ever had.

Since recovering from my run in with the devil, I’ve been fixated on preparing a delicious granola bar that’s not sugar and fat laden. While these vegan peanut butter chocolate-covered pretzel bars I came up with aren’t quite ready for recipe sharing, I think I’m certainly on to something.

Allllmost ready...

I used oats as the base (because I’m kind of sick of date bars). And instead of massive amounts of honey, brown rice syrup or maple syrup, I used peanut butter and apple sauce as the binder and sweetener.

It’s a good start, but I need to do some more variations and flavor combos before I go claiming I have a real winner.

Anyway, I’m off to exorcise demons out of my kitchen.

Chewy Chickpea Blondies

In Baked Goods on August 9, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Chewy gooey chickpea blondies (vegan)

Last week I had a little pep talk with myself. It went something like this:

“Alright YOU, you’ve had enough baked goods to get you through three breakups. Calm the F down, madam. Eat a green bean or something.”

And then I made these. BUT in my defense… they are made out of chickpeas. You heard me. Chocolate-Covered Katie has created flourless, nearly fat-free, vegan blondies made out of chickpeas. Don’t believe me? Exhibit A.

Now, I don’t know what I did so terribly wrong that mine came out looking (and I assume tasting) nothing like hers, but I’m not complaining because these suckers are good. And I know it’s not a green bean but, really, if we’re all honest with ourselves, it’s pretty much just like eating hummus so… Hate on, haters.

Mint Buttercream Brownies

In Baked Goods on July 31, 2011 at 7:27 pm

Vegan brownies with cool mint buttercream

I am completely out of control.

Since the 4th of July, I’ve had a constant flow of butter and sugar coming out of my kitchen and straight into my face. It’s fine. Most of it has been of the mint/chocolate variety, which is a craving that comes on so strong I’d venture to guess I must have immaculately conceived some time this month and am now simply responding to the demands of a divine fetus. You understand, I’m sure.

The low-fat vegan brownie recipe–double chocolate/single chin brownies–is courtesy of the one, the only Mama Pea from her amazing cookbook Peas and Thank You. And since my solution to any nearly fat-free baked good is to add MORE FAT, I threw on some vegan mint buttercream of my own. Holy hell.

I’m supposed to be taking these to a dinner party but… maybe this is happening:

That's a knife.

I don’t know. I don’t remember. I blacked out.

Find Mama Pea’s brownie recipe here (or, better yet, IN HER BOOK) and the buttercream recipe below…

Vegan Mint Buttercream
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Recipe type: Dessert
Author: Katie Levans
Dear God.
Ingredients
  • 1/2 c Earth Balance vegan buttery spread, room temperature
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla
  • 1 tsp mint extract
  • 3 c powdered sugar
Instructions
  1. Beat the Earth Balance until creamy
  2. Add the vanilla and mint extract
  3. Slowly add sugar one cup at a time until combined

Don't say I never gave you nothin'.

Vegan Mint Brownie Truffles

In Baked Goods on July 27, 2011 at 8:41 am

Vegan mint brownie truffles

Here’s a life lesson in perseverance (or how not to make brownies).

You see, I seem to think that I can tweak, alter and otherwise eff around with any recipe I want without regard to measurements, food science or the basic laws of physics and still emerge victorious in the end. It rarely happens this way.

In fact, when I decided to take this recipe and split it into two tweaked recipes–mint brownies and coffee brownies–I thought for sure I’d nailed it once they went in the oven. The coffee version came out ok, but the mint looked like this:

Mmmmhmmm

What to do? What to do?

Solution: Add more fat and roll in chocolate.

Tah dah!

I mixed my brownies failies with a tub of vegan cream cheese, rolled out little balls and rolled the balls in chocolate (that’s what she said).

Vegan mint brownie truffles. People will swoon.

Victory!

How to Make These Failures

  1. Make vegan brownies
  2. Royally eff up the brownies. In my case, I forgot to add water. A lot of water.
  3. Bake anyway, dummy.
  4. Remove from oven and wonder what on earth went wrong.
  5. Eat handfuls of crumbs as you try to pry this disaster from the pan.
  6. Mix crumbs with one tub of cream cheese.
  7. Roll into balls.
  8. Roll balls in cocoa powder. That’s what she said.
I suppose the real moral of the story is: When the baking gets tough, the bakers get balls in chocolate. Something like that.

Mocha Brownies w/Buttercream

In Baked Goods on July 26, 2011 at 8:27 am

Mocha brownies with coffee chocolate buttercream (vegan)

Did you know that a bank will not cash a check with two people’s names on it even if those two people just broke up and live in different states and one of them cries every time they are reunited? I do.

Yesterday Stew and I both drove an hour to meet halfway at a bank off the interstate to deposit our returned security deposit from our old apartment.

Since I can’t seem to understand what a breakup is, I came bearing brownies. Mocha brownies with coffee chocolate buttercream. I don’t even know.

Peace offering?

I also tried to make mint chocolate brownies with mint buttercream but they turned out like this:

Why.

So I’m Macgyvering those into some mint chocolate brownie truffles. We’ll see how that goes…

Mocha Brownies w/ Coffee Chocolate Buttercream
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Recipe type: Dessert
Author: Katie Levans
Ingredients
  • 1 c flour
  • 1 c sugar
  • 1/3 c + 2 Tbsp cocoa powder
  • 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/2 c water
  • 6 Tbsp coffee + enough vegetable oil to fill one 1/2 cup
Instructions
  1. Mix all ingredients together and bake in a greased muffin pan at 350 degrees for about 20-25 minutes.

For the buttercream, just use any vegan buttercream recipe and add 1 Tbsp cocoa powder and 3 Tbsp cold coffee.

And then don’t take them to your ex-boyfriend, silly.

Babycake

In Baked Goods on July 22, 2011 at 9:32 am

Teff babycake with PB banana cream

Just look at this adorable little nugget. How cute are you? All baby things are better than their full-grown counterparts. This includes cakes, cats and, of course, humans.

I’ve found that working retail I get to interact with all kinds of different people–old, young, rich… richer. And this includes small children, which has been an otherwise foreign subset of the population for me since I stopped babysitting around age 15. I uh-love little kids so I generally find myself dropping everything to race them around the store and build towers out of things that should not be stacked and teach them yoga. I’m pretty sure people would prefer me to just do my job. But I’m sorry, I can’t help it that I get little pangs of ovary ache every time one of those little nuggets asks me to play.

It’s not that I want to have/could have/should have a child right now. I just want to play with other people’s kids. Is that so wrong?

Yes, I think it is. You know some people ask us to wash our hands before we interact with their kids in the store? (I know, I know. I probably will too one day…)

Anyway, the point is… no babies for me. Miniature food will do just fine for now.

Babyyy

This is Katie’s trusty single lady cupcake recipe with teff flour and topped with a puree of 1 Tbsp peanut butter + 1/2 a banana.

Healthy (Ugly) Cookies

In Baked Goods on July 6, 2011 at 7:58 am

Healthy banana fig cookies... meatballs.

So they’re not the prettiest cookies around (ok maybe they look like meatballs), but don’t write these little guys off just yet.

A clean, simple ingredient list that’s refined flour- and sugar-free means they function just as well for breakfast as they do for dessert.

You’ll find the recipe (which I cut into thirds) here. I also used figs instead of dates, which I thought was a perfect fit.

Don't judge us.

Don’t judge a book by its cover cookie by its meatballish looks.

You Love Honey Buns

In Baked Goods on July 5, 2011 at 10:43 pm

Miss Katie's cookie

I had a long and eventful day. Moving directly from one activity/obligation to the next was, I think, the best thing for me today. Keeping busy keeps me distracted. I need that right now.

My day went something like this:

  • Yoga with the girls
  • Class
  • Inhaled lunch
  • Cookie decorating class
  • Turbo grocery shopping trip
  • Work
  • Out with my brother
  • Blogging
  • Bed… eventually

My favorite part of the whole day was this exchange at the cookie decorating class (I was helping Miss Julie out with a volunteer project she put together):

Student 1: I don’t really like sugar though…

Student 2: Girl please, you love honey buns.

In my head: [HAHAHAHAHAHAH. OWNED.]

Student 2: Seriously, Miss Katie. We went to Myrtle Beach this weekend. You should have seen this girl GO AT a honey bun.

In my head: [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HONEY BUNS.]

Miss Katie: Honey buns are pretty good.

Miss Julie knows what's up.

God I love kids.

Julie did an incredible job putting this event together for the kids. She is a teacher by day, baker extraordinaire by night, and while I’ve eaten my fair share of her insane baked goods, I’d never seen her with her teaching hat on. She’s got skills, I’ll tell you that.

Julie used an intro pastry bag technique class as a medium for showing (and telling) the kids that they can be anything they want to be when they grow up if they just set their minds to it, even bakers and pastry chefs.

They used sugar and sprinkles to make duck cookies…

Sugar. Honey buns. Yes.

Duck cookies!

And then got crazy with their own designs.

Proud cookie artist

So excited

Cookies all around

It was nice to spend some time outside my own life for a bit. My mom always says when you’re sad that you should do something nice for someone else.

Mother knows best, right?

A pleasant surprise at the end of the day was running into my older brother at the mall. His lone white dress shirt was wrinkled and rather than iron it for a wedding he’s attending this weekend, he was buying a new one. Sounds about right. We made an impromptu pizza run and it made.my.day.

PS – You love honey buns.

Solo Tortilla, Two Ways

In Baked Goods on July 5, 2011 at 5:16 am

Homemade solo tortilla

Sometimes you just need one tortilla. Is that so much to ask? Judging by the 8, 12, 24, 48 and higher count packages I see in the store, I’d say yes.

So here’s what I’ve done… I created a solo (or sola?) tortilla recipe for when you, you know, need one tortilla. Can’t think of a time when you’d need just one tortilla? What’s wrong with you? When you’re making a Mexican pizza, duh!

Duh.

This recipe stemmed more from desperation when I had neither bread nor bread-like substances in the house and less from a dire need for just one lonely tortilla. But hey, it worked. And I found on round two that it made a lovely crust for a Mexican pizza. So here you go…

Una Tortilla
5.0 from 2 reviews
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Author: Katie Levans
Ingredients
  • 1/4 c masa flour
  • 1/4 tsp baking soda
  • 1/4 tsp baking powder
  • 2 tsp AP or whole wheat flour
  • 1/4 c water
  • juice of half a lime
  • salt and pepper to taste
Instructions
  1. Combine dry ingredients
  2. Add water, lime juice and seasoning
  3. Mix well to combine
  4. Pat out the tortilla in between two sheets of saran wrap, parchment paper or neither
  5. Heat on an ungreased skillet until brown on each side

For the Mexican pizza I made batter for one solo tortilla and pre-baked it on a greased cookie sheet for about 8 minutes on 350 degrees. Then I topped it with salsa, refried beans, spinach and cheese and baked another 8 minutes or so.

Tortilla time

Tortilla pizza time.

Mint Chocolate Brownies

In Baked Goods on July 3, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Mint chocolate brownies

I am on a mint-chocolate rampage for which I will not apologize.

It just makes so much sense. After a meal I always want one of two things: gum or chocolate. Combined, the two are a force to be reckoned with, which is why mint chocolate brownies are an excellent idea.

Yes.

I used this recipe from Oh She Glows but used dried figs instead of dates and brown sugar + some rice milk (to make up for the loss of liquid) instead of maple syrup (because I didn’t have any on hand). I also added dark chocolate mints. Oh yes I did. Next time I’d add mint extract to the batter. And I want to play around with making my own dark chocolate mint layer. Delusions of grandeur…

I think my oven is waaaa-aaaay hotter than it’s supposed to be so I overcooked mine. BUT they are still good. AND they go quite nicely with this…

Mint chocolate overload

Happy summer. Happy summer, indeed.

Super Healthy Oatmeal Cookies

In Baked Goods on June 24, 2011 at 12:07 am

Vegan oatmeal raisin cookies w/teff flour

As a dietetics student, self-proclaimed “healthy person,” food blogger and vegetarian with vegan tendencies, every single time I present a baked good to someone, I’m met with the same response:

“So this is vegan? It must be healthy if you made it, right? OK good, I’ll have 1,000…” [insert this here]

My response to this is generally: A cookie is a cookie is a cookie. Vegan or not, it’s a treat and should be, uh, treated as such. It’s a common misconception that vegan (or organic or gluten-free or “natural” or…) foods are “healthier” than other foods. But that’s not necessarily the case.

First off, define healthy. No seriously. Define it. Because it means something different to everyone you talk to. To me it means clean, organic, whole, plant-based foods that taste good and make me feel good. Using my definition then… yes, everything I make is healthy. Even these and these and these and this and these and these. Because to me, part of being healthy is having a healthy mental relationship with food, too. And since guilt, deprivation and fear do not go hand in hand with a healthy relationship with food, nothing is off limits for my healthy diet as defined by me. You follow?

So anyway, most other people I talk to would define healthy as: low-fat, sugar-free, low-carb, etc. In that case, no, nothing I make is healthy.

I do have something, though, that I think can meet both definitions of healthy… or at least run middle of road and meet us both halfway. (Except low-carb. I laugh in the face of low-carb. I hate low-carb. Low.carb.is.stu.pid.)

Presenting:

Super healthy oatmeal raisin cookies

This is a fruity/spicy play on Katie’s healthy chocolate chip cookies and I love them.

Super Healthy Oatmeal Cookies
4.0 from 1 reviews
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Recipe type: Baked Goods
Author: Katie Levans (based on CCK’s Healthiest Chocolate Chip Cookies)
Prep time: 5 mins
Cook time: 8 mins
Total time: 13 mins
Serves: 6
This is a mini half-batch (6 cookies) so double the recipe of you’re sharing… or if you’re not.
Ingredients
  • 1/3 c teff flour
  • 1/4 c all purpose flour
  • 1/4 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 Tbsp cinnamon
  • 1/8 tsp ground nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp salt
  • 1/4 c oats
  • 2 T brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp + 2 tsp white sugar
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 Tbsp oil (I used grapeseed)
  • 1/4 c nondairy milk
  • 2-3 Tbsp raisins
Instructions
  1. Combine dry ingredients (flour through oats)
  2. Combine sugars, vanilla, oil and milk
  3. Add wet to dry and fold in raisins
  4. Bake on 350 for 6-8 minutes

Do you have your own definition of healthy? Let’s hear it…

Quick & Easy Cornbread

In Baked Goods on June 22, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Post Punk Kitchen cornbread

So I’m standing in Trader Joe’s. I just got back from a raucous weekend in New York City. I’m in the bread aisle, so we’re clear. I have approximately $18 in my checking account and I need food for the week. My favorite bread in all the land–Food for Life brown rice–costs exactly one arm and one leg, which, in case you’re wondering is approximately $3.99.

Trader Joe’s brand pita bread, however, is a mere $.149. For EIGHT pitas. I stare at the brown rice bread. Then at the pitas. Brown rice bread… pitas… checking account. Brown rice bread… pitas… OK FINE. PITAS.

So I buy the pita bread and I’m pretty pleased with myself. I eat one–one damn pita–and the next day all of them are moldy. THE NEXT DAY. This is what I get for being frugal. I throw them away and march (quite literally) over to Trader Joe’s to buy, you guessed it, brown rice bread. But before I did that I was, for a brief and terrifying moment, without any bread options at all for last night’s dinner. So I whipped up this vegan cornbread recipe to cover my carb cravings in a pinch.

It's a winner

I used masa harina instead of cornmeal but it did the trick. It’s pretty much the exact same thing just ground differently, am I wrong? Anyway, I like the end product. It pales in comparison to my grandmother’s cornbread, which, in case you’re wondering about that, is the best cornbread in the world and that’s a fact.

Not grandmother's

So the next time you need bread because you went to New York and have no more money left and buy cheap pita instead of the brown rice bread you really want and have to make something yourself but are scared of yeast breads (I’m sure we’ve all been there, right?), give this a try.

Brown Sugar Blueberry Cookies

In Baked Goods on June 14, 2011 at 12:03 am

Brown sugar blueberry cookies. Yes.

The second Jess posted her recipe for brown sugar blueberry cookies, I knew I’d be making these suckers before the week was up. I’m not ashamed to say I ate about a 1/4 cup of dough either. I did it because I don’t have a garbage disposal anymore and can’t risk clogging the drain. You understand.

Anyway, I think my initial reaction to this cookie recipe went something like this:

And my initial reaction to the cookies themselves went something like this:

Omnomnomnom

I made them when I should have been unpacking and organizing and getting ready for New York and a whole host of other responsibilities I chose to ignore. It’s what I do.

I took them to work and they FLEW off the plate. These are a winner.

Oh! And I made them vegan. If you’d like to tweak Jess’ recipe, simply sub:

  • Earth Balance instead of butter
  • 1 Tbsp chia seeds + 3 Tbsp water + 1/4tsp arrowroot powder instead of an egg
  • Almond milk instead of milk

Tah dah

Do it.

Be My Neighbor?

In Baked Goods on June 12, 2011 at 11:47 am

Cinnamon muffins with coconut banana cream

Aside from La Weaz waking me up at 4am to remind me that we were, in fact, in a new house, I slept like a rock. I somehow had the wherewithal to think to wash and dry my sheets at the old apartment before arriving at the new place so my bed would be perfectly primped for me to pass out on whenever the time came. Let’s not forget I don’t have a washing machine anymore. Or a dishwasher. Or a garbage disposal. It’s like camping.

I convinced Weaz to let me sleep two more hours and then got right back to organizing around 6am. Since soundproofing was apparently not a priority in our unit (hello, new upstairs neighbor and your 1am sports-TV-watching habit), I decided to spare my neighbors (for now, anyway) and bake muffins instead of busting out the blender at 7am on a Sunday. You’re welcome.

Nice and quiet

This meant I got to break in my awesome antique oven. I judged her at first but have grown fond of her retro appeal. Plus, she works great.

I made Katie’s single lady cupcake times two and topped it with pureed banana and coconut butter. Holler.

Back to work...

And now… the organization rages on! Check ya later when this house is a home.

Strawberry Breakfast Bake

In Baked Goods on June 9, 2011 at 8:06 am

Strawberry breakfast bake

HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU.

And no, I’m not talking about this delightful strawberry breakfast bake (based on the breakfast pizzert a la Chocolate Covered Katie). Oh no, no no no. I have something so, so much better this morning. Something so glorious it can’t wait until Caturday.

Hint:

Maaahahahha.

Does anyone even care about the breakfast anymore? NO.

Aw, shucks.

And so… this is what we did yesterday. And by “we” I mean a groomer. For eight hours.

Hehehehehoohhahahaheoooahha

Ralphie got a lion cut yesterday. It’s just as incredible as you’d imagine. I can’t give away all the goods before Caturday. But until then, I’ll at least leave you with this:

Ralph Vader

You see?

Anyway, I ate breakfast this morning. It was good. I made Katie’s breakfast pizzert but cooked it in a loaf pan with strawberries. I topped it with banana coconut cream and gazed at Ralph while I ate it.

Banana Coconut Cream
5.0 from 1 reviews
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Author: Katie Levans
Prep time: 2 mins
Total time: 2 mins
This is not really a recipe. But in case people ask…
Ingredients
  • 1 banana
  • 1-2 Tbsp coconut butter
Instructions
  1. Combine in a mini food processor until smooth
  2. Inhale

 

Vegan Banana Millet Muffins

In Baked Goods on June 6, 2011 at 8:23 am

Mama Pea's vegan banana millet muffins

I love Mama Pea. There. I said it. I love her cupcakes and her balls and her out-of-control sauce. I even love Pea Kitty (obviously).

I have yet to make something of hers that I do not absolutely adore and I cannot WAIT to buy her book next month.

Yesterday–less than 24 hours after making her oatmeal cookie cupcakes, mind you–I made Mama Pea’s banana millet muffins (sans chocolate chips in my version) for our overnight guests. The muffins came together in the frenzied final 30 minutes before I was out the door to yoga (why do I insist on doing everything at that time of the morning?) and are pretty damn flawless.

The millet adds a nice crunchy texture and makes this a more substantial and satisfying muffin than most. Love.

Banana muffin chilled oat partfait

I ate two yesterday, gave one to Sara on the way to yoga and crumbled one into my chilled oat parfait this morning. The worst part about these muffins is that there aren’t many left.

[By they way, if you haven't made one of these vegan breakfast parfaits yet, there is something wrong with you.]

Anyway, someone asked me for a good banana bread recipe recently and I didn’t have one. Now I do. It’s this one.

Oatmeal Cookie Cupcakes

In Baked Goods on June 5, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Mama Pea's oatmeal cookie cupcakes

I hope you’ve got your baking mitts ready because this one’s a doozy. Are you ready?

Best.cupcake.ever.

This is how I feel about Mama Pea’s oatmeal cookie cupcakes that I whipped up in a rage yesterday. Who knew that from such bitter fury could be borne a baked good so sweet and perfect it can turn even the shittiest of days months into a pretty OK ride on the life roller coaster.

I took these to work yesterday (along with the vegan Tollhouse cookies) and was informed that they are, in fact, the best cupcakes (and cookies) ever.

Sweet perfect swirls.

A couple minor switch ups occurred in my kitchen:

  1. I didn’t have vegan cream cheese so I just made a standard buttercream and added cinnamon to it. That was the best.
  2. Once again, I used my flour labeled “AP Flour” that I know full well is actually chickpea flour. So this is half wheat/half chickpea flour. It worked.
  3. I put raisins in half the batch but left some without since people seem to love or hate raisins in baked goods with no gray area whatsoever. I happen to love them.

Make these now.

Vegan Tollhouse Cookies

In Baked Goods on June 4, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Classic Tollhouse cookie recipe veganized

Today my life was like, “Hey, Katie. I hate you.” And I was like, “That’s cool. I’m gonna bake for 6 hours straight and pretend I don’t exist beyond the confines of this 8×6 galley kitchen.”

And so that’s what I did.

I started by cutting up this watermelon with an excessively large knife and just a touch more force than is really necessary.

Sorry, guy.

But cutting fruit simply would not do. Oh no. Today is not a fruit-cutting day. Today is a fight-with-your-landlord, fling-yourself-into-debt, forget-your-responsibilities, bake-cupcakes-and-cookies kind of day.

You know what I'm saying.

We’ve all been there, right? Right.

So I whipped up Mama Pea’s oatmeal cookie cupcakes and a veganized version of the original Tollhouse cookie recipe.

Stew used to make the non-vegan version on an almost nightly basis at the beginning of our relationship. And we didn’t have a mixer either. Have you ever made these cookies by hand? Not easy. The fact that he made them so frequently and did so by hand (and often late at night) is a testament to his aggressive sweet tooth that, according to his dad, runs in the family.

We haven’t made them in years and I had everything on hand to make them vegan. So this happened:

Vegan Tollhouse Cookies
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Recipe type: Baked Goods
Author: Katie Levans
Prep time: 10 mins
Cook time: 10 mins
Total time: 20 mins
Ingredients
  • 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 c whole wheat flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup vegan butter
  • 3/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 tsp arrowroot powder + 2 Tbsp water + 2 tsp chia seeds
  • 2 cups vegan chocolate
  • 1 cup chopped nuts
Instructions
  1. Combine dry ingredients
  2. In a small bowl, combine the egg replacer (arrowroot, water and chia seeds)
  3. In a separate bowl, beat butter, sugars and vanilla until smooth
  4. Slowly add the egg replacer mix and combine well
  5. Slowly add flour a little at a time until combined
  6. Mix in chocolate and nuts
  7. Drop onto a cookie sheet and bake at 375 degrees for 10 minutes

Tah dah. Just like old times but without animals.

Chai Breakfast Cupcake

In Baked Goods on May 29, 2011 at 10:55 am

Chai-spiced cupcake with banana coconut cream

Finger-licking–no matter how mind-blowingly delicious a food is–is, in my opinion, always completely inappropriate. I don’t care how much you enjoyed your meal. Now I can’t enjoy mine because you’re sucking remnants off your hands (and God only knows where those have been).

So it pains me a little bit lot to confess that I just used my finger like a damn squeegie to salvage the smear of banana coconut cream from my leftover breakfast cupcake plate. I’m embarrassed. And oh so satisfied.

Hello, Sunday.

Everyone knows that “muffins” are really just cupcakes without frosting but some brilliant person had to come up with a new name so people wouldn’t have to admit that they’re eating cupcakes before noon. Kind of like how someone had to come up with mimosas and bloody Marys to make drinking champagne and vodka before noon more chic.

Naw, don't worry about it. I'm a MUFFIN.

The muffin… cupcake… muffcake (??? ew.) I made this morning is definitely more breakfast than dessert. It’s whole wheat, refined sugar free and fat free (until adding nuts and toppings) AND it has chai in it. Chai = breakfast.

Naturally, this baby is a twist on Katie’s single lady cupcake. And by “twist” I mean I used her exact recipe but swapped chai concentrate as my liquid. I’m so talented.

Chai Breakfast Cupcake
5.0 from 1 reviews
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Recipe type: Vegan, Baked Goods
Author: inspired by CCK’s Single Lady Cupcake
Prep time: 5 mins
Cook time: 12 mins
Total time: 17 mins
Serves: 2
Ingredients
  • 6 Tbsp whole wheat flour
  • 2 Tbsp apple sauce
  • 2.5 Tbsp chai concentrate
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1 banana
  • 2 Tbsp coconut butter
  • 1 tsp chai concentrate
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line or spray two muffin cups
  2. Combine the flour through baking soda ingredients in a bowl and pour into muffin tin and bake for 12 minutes
  3. For the cream topping, combine banana, coconut butter and chai in a small food processor. Process until smooth.
Serving size: 1 Calories: 120 Fat: 8 Sugar: 5 Protein: 4

Don't you dare lick your fingers.

Chickpea Blondies

In Baked Goods on May 27, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Vegan, gluten-free chickpea blondies

It’s official. I have a big, fat crush on Chocolate-Covered Katie. I just can’t find anything she makes that I don’t absolutely love. It’s completely out of control, I tell you.

In fact, I’ve started a “CCK Must Try” recipes page in Evernote just to keep track of all the chocolate-covered creations I want to get crackin’ on.

CCK’s chocolate chickpea blondies are brilliant. A simple mix of chickpeas, sugar, nut butter and chocolate chips (no flour at all!) somehow comes together to create a perfect little treat.

Help. I'm obsessed.

Berry Cupcake for One

In Baked Goods on May 26, 2011 at 8:14 am

Quick vegan cupcake with strawberry coconut frosting

Chocolate Covered Katie is at it again, this time with her single lady cupcake. I have yet to make something from her recipe index that I didn’t love. So check her out.

I must confess that I kind of violated the single lady cupcake code of honor. First of all, I made two of these. Second of all, one of them was for a man. And we shared it. Because I wanted the other one for breakfast. I’m a single lady cupcake fake. It feels good to share.

Anyway, whether you make one or one dozen of these babies, I think you’ll be happy with the result. They come together in 60 seconds, bake for 15 and are inhaled instantly.

Mmmm toppings

I topped mine with a simple combination of coconut butter and homemade strawberry jam. (I could eat that alone with a spoon all.day.long.) Then I added blueberries for flair.

You can find Katie’s original single lady cupcake recipe here. I went with the applesauce option and added walnuts.

Make this.

Since I went with the fat-free option (applesauce instead of oil in the cupcake) these are definitely best hot out of the oven. Fat-free baked goods tend to set up a little tough and dry after a day. HOWEVER, I’m eating the other one for breakfast as we speak and it’s pretty damn amazing. So there’s that.

Homemade Vegan Poptarts

In Baked Goods on May 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Homemade strawberry poptarts

I have delusions of grandeur. Sometimes I think I’ll travel the world with no money, suddenly become a ballerina at age 25 or save every neglected animal in the world. Most of the time, though, I’m just in the kitchen.

Today, oh today… Today I thought I would make homemade poptarts. No big deal, I thought. People do this all the time. The problem, of course, is that when people like me do this, they do it without paying the least bit of attention to a recipe. OK, a little bit of attention…

I started off with the pie crust from my first ever pie. All the other recipes I saw called for pastry crust (homemade or store bought) but anyone who’s ever eaten a real Poptart knows damn well they are not delicate flaky pastries. Having eaten many a maple brown sugar Poptart in my day, I know that they are, in fact, rather dense and cardboard-y. So I knew that the dense, shortbread-like texture of that pie crust would be a better fit.

Vegan strawberry poptarts

Correction: It would have been a better fit had I made it correctly. Instead, I used too much coconut, not enough oil and the completely wrong flour. As it turns out, a tub labeled AP flour in my cabinet is actually filled with what appears to be chickpea flour. Live and learn.

After rolling out the already not so perfect crust, I realized I was only going to get three poptarts out of this bad boy. I almost, almost gave up but kind of wanted to see how far these three little guys could go. Consider them my children and I was trying to see them through all the way to college. Right? Whatever.

So I kept going. I started haphazardly assembling a strawberry “jam” by completely making up the process. I threw several cups of strawberries, some sugar and a little balsamic vinegar into a pot and cooked away until it reduced. I added 1tsp agar agar to thicken it up and that was that. It actually worked.

These poptarts were supposed to be my contribution to the next meeting of the Charlotte Food Bloggers on Sunday, but I was still doubting things when it came time for assembly and baking so I made a batch of raw brownies topped with strawberry jam as a backup.

Ye Me of little faith was a bit surprised to find that those three unassuming pathetic poptarts came out perfectly.

You made it, little guy

I topped them with a strawberry glaze made with powdered sugar, coconut milk and a little strawberry jam and promptly packed them up to send along with Stew to his End of the World party.

I’m sorry, Charlotte Food Bloggers, there will be no poptarts at the meeting. But I’ll have brownies as an olive branch. The poptarts are excellent but I fear three two and a half would not suffice and, let’s face it, I’m not doing it again.

Strawberry Mango Muffins

In Baked Goods on April 26, 2011 at 8:23 am

Strawberry Mango Muffins

What’s better than Shark Week? Nothing! But what is of comparable shmeeee-inducing excitement? Muffin Week!

I didn’t plan it, but back-to-back mornings of baking mean that this has apparently become the week of the muffin. Nobody’s complaining.

This morning’s concoction was the same recipe from yesterday but instead of 2 Tbsp avocado puree, I added about a 1/4 c pureed strawberries and mangoes (this translates to about 4 strawberries and 3 chunks of mango into a small food processor).

Topped with coconut butter

These still need some work since the fruit taste wasn’t strong enough. But they were still good, especially when drizzled with a little coconut butter. Yesterday’s avocado version was definitely better, though. The experiments continue…

Pretty

Avocado Mousse Muffins

In Baked Goods on April 25, 2011 at 9:02 am

Avocado mousse muffin. Hey, baby.

Oh, weekend… where have you gone? I must have missed you somewhere between the 10-page Food Insecurity in Nicaragua paper or the 70-page Foodservice Management Continuum. Or perhaps you slipped by sometime yesterday as my 25-page, semester-long Restaurant Concept paper was crammed into one mere rotation of the earth.

I’m sorry I missed you. I didn’t even get a chance to bake like we do each Saturday. I hope the fact that I’m skirting my responsibilities, my workout and my shower this lovely Monday morning to make you these muffins will be a sufficient apology.

Peace offering?

I promise I’ll catch you next weekend. Until then, some Monday morning avocado mousse muffins that aren’t quite perfectly tweaked will have to do. I hope you understand.

[I used an adaptation of Katie's breakfast pizzert recipe and winged it on the mousse. I can't seem to get it right. If you're a lover and maker of avocado-based sweet thangs, help a girl out.]

Avocado Mousse Muffins

1/2 c flour
1 tsp baking powder
4 tsp sugar
scant 1/2 c non-dairy milk
2 Tbsp mashed avocado
pinch of salt
sprinkle of cinnamon
mix-ins of choice (I used a cranberry trail mix)

1/2 avocado
1 Tbsp coconut butter
1 tsp maple syrup
1/2 tsp vanilla

Combine the flour through option mix-ins in a bowl. Pour batter into four muffin liners and bake on 420 for about 12-14 minutes. In a small food processor, puree the avocado, coconut butter, maple syrup and vanilla until smooth.

Aaaaand... eat.

I’m just not loving the avocado mousse yet. I ate one with and one without. What am I missing here? More sweetener probably… I think the addition of half a banana would round it out nicely.

Chocolate Banana Blondies

In Baked Goods on April 17, 2011 at 8:25 am

Chocolate banana sunflower butter blondies.

Hold on to your butts! The blondies have been reinvented. They’re not as good as Stew’s original (obviously) but they’re a comparable twist on the classic and it all happened because I was low on the necessary ingredients. Isn’t that always the case?

The only time it's appropriate to say "moist."

The original recipe comes from Vegan Cookies Invade Your Cookie Jar but I’ve jacked theirs up so much that I’m going to call this one mine but “inspired by…”

I’m taking these puppies to the inaugural meeting of the Charlotte Food Bloggers and I’m a little bit nervous because the bloggers are no joke. They’re real food photographers and bakers and the like and their blogs are like grown up professional versions of what I’d like Sweet Tater to be one day. Here’s hoping they like blondies…

Maybe I don't want to share.

Chocolate Banana Sunflower Butter Blondies

3/4 c sunflower butter
1/3 c melted butter
3/4 c sugar + 1 Tbsp molasses, combined
1/4 c nondairy milk
1 mashed (very) ripe banana
2 tsp vanilla extract
1 c whole wheat flour
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 c chocolate chips (optional)

Preheat oven to 350 and grease a pan. I use an 8×8.

Mix together your sunflower butter, butter and sugar.

Stir in milk, banana and vanilla.

Add flour, salt and baking powder.

Fold in the chocolate chips and pour batter into pan.

Bake 28 – 30 minutes. Let cool completely before cutting. I know you don’t want to. Just do it.

 

Blondies have more fun.

Strawberry Rhubarb Pie

In Baked Goods on April 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm

Vegan strawberry rhubarb pie with streusel topping

“You’re a real baker now!” Stew proclaimed as he inhaled his first piece of my very first pie.

There are many reasons I’ve never made a pie until now, not the least of which is the fact that I don’t really even like pie. Unless you count French silk pie but we all know that’s pretty much just pudding and whipped cream, right? Right.

Right!

So when it comes to pie I guess you could say I’ve never really been interested. When presented with, say, a brownie sundae or a gloopy gloppy pile of gelatinous fruit, I’m going with the brownie.

But this all changed last summer when I was introduced to Brittney’s blueberry pie at my Welcome to Charlotte brunch. You see, that pie is, simply put, perfect. The crust, the filling, the… everything. It opened up a whole new world to me.  A world of pies.

The other reason I haven’t made a pie is because pies are scary. Pastry is scary. Making the filling set is scary. Making anything that you can’t sample until your first guest cuts into it is scary. So, you see, pies are scary.

But today I conquered my fears and am happy to report a major pie success. I made a strawberry rhubarb pie with coconut crust and streusel topping. You heard me. Sounds completely ridiculous, I know. But believe you me, it works.

YES

I used this vegan strawberry pie recipe but played with it a bit.

  • I added one chopped stalk of rhubarb to the sugar/cornstarch/strawberry puree.
  • I rebaked the pie once the filling was added rather than just letting it chill in the fridge.
  • I topped it with cinnamon streusel because I felt like it felt uncomfortable being so naked.

The crust is awesome. Pie purists might not like it since it’s not flaky. But what it lacks in flakiness it packs in dense, buttery, coconutty, shortbread-esque goodness. The filling is nothing like the nauseatingly sweet, sticky gloopy mess you find in diners. Nope. It’s sweet with a light tang from the rhubarb and the strawberries held their shape without turning into mushy unrecognizable blobs. I am so pleased.

And it really wasn’t that hard! I’m a believer now. Pies are within my reach. What’s next? Croissants? Donuts? Croquembouche? The possibilities are endless, for I have tasted victory. I have made my very first pie.

Sweet victory pie

White Lime Cashew Cookies

In Baked Goods on March 14, 2011 at 6:31 am

White chocolate cashew cookies with lime

In case you missed it: I’m in Nicaragua right now. All posts from this week were written and pre-posted two weeks ago. You are very welcome.

Since the Katie of the future just survived her first night in a hammock (we hope) and is probably dirty, sleep-deprived and craving one of these cookies, please say a little prayer for my travel buddies who will have to deal with that and then make these cookies for yourself.

You can thank Maggie for this perfect recipe, which I took and mutilated to match the ingredients I had on hand. Instead of butter, Earth Balance. Instead of eggs, flax eggs. Instead of chocolate chunks, white chocolate chips. Instead of AP flour, whole wheat flour. Plus some lime for the hell of it. Basically, instead of doing as I was told… the opposite.

Still, Maggie’s beautiful, traditional butter- and egg-laden recipe happens to be just so flawless that it survived even my butchering of it.

Perfection.

Plus, plus… it makes approximately one billion cookies. I used my melon baller to scoop out little two-bite cookies and we seriously have at least 40-50 of them. I’d say Stew is still eating these while I’m eating nothing but beans in Nicaragua but really, he probably finished them a week ago.

So make you a big ol’ batch and send some down this way.

PB&J Bars

In Baked Goods on February 17, 2011 at 9:40 pm

Gluten-free PB&J bar

I have this delusion that baking is as easy as cooking, that you can just throw a bunch of un-measured food products together and come out with something awesome. This is not really the case with baked goods, but sometimes I squeak by with something at least tolerable using this method. I could try just following recipes and actually measuring, but what fun would that be?

Last week I made what I’m calling a peanut butter and jelly loaf, which is then sliced into PB&J bars. They’re vegan, gluten-free and incredibly filling. I almost always get hungry mid-morning and then must eat promptly at noon, but these keep me going well past that time without a snack. If ever I am able to recreate the hodgepodge I threw together, I’ll have to run the nutritionals on it to see how it fares. My guess is that a high protein, high carb, high fat trio is what’s making it stick with me so long. I approve.

Filling.

I truly can’t remember what I did now, but I can say the flour is brown rice, sweetener is a mashed banana and the rest is, uh, to be continued…

Best.Vegan.Brownies.

In Baked Goods on February 14, 2011 at 6:43 am

VegNews vegan brownies

Brownies are good, but brownies smothered in chocolate, cashews and coconut are better. I thought you might agree.

I get a whole lot of e-newsletters, and (pay attention, marketers) I delete a lot of e-newsletters. Unless you have something to offer me (like a flawless brownie recipe–thanks, VegNews!), then into the virtual garbage you go. There are three newsletters I actually enjoy, but only one of them comes bearing brownie goodness:

  • American Dietetic Association Daily News [no brownies here]
  • VegNews
  • Bethenny

I like the ADA because it’s full of pertinent food nerdy things, Bethenny because she’s the greatest and VegNews because it comes with brownies (some assembly required).

Adornment

I made three–count ‘em, THREE–batches of these bad boys today. Three.

One for us, some for my brother, some for my office and, assuming any are left by tomorrow evening, some for my night class. Keep your fingers crossed, Foodservice 471.

I can’t seem to find a link to this anywhere else, so I’m going to share the recipe. I skipped the banana chips and used cashews instead of pecans because that’s what Stew loves so that’s what I had.

Surely they don’t mind me ripping this out of the newsletter. Again, this isn’t mine. Thank VegNews…

Banana Chip Brownies

Click to enlarge

Love Muffins

In Baked Goods on February 14, 2011 at 2:17 am

Whole wheat love muffins with superfruit jam

Nothing says Valentine’s Day like a light, fluffy, adorable, jam-stuffed muffin. Actually, nothing says Valentine’s Day like an endless stream of alcohol straight into your sad, unloveable, lonely face. Or maybe that was just me four years ago after the end of a 3-year relationship that took another year just to die a slow and miserable death.

Circa 2007, post 3-year breakup

Hooray.

Hahaha

I’ve come a long way since college, have I not?

Since this is now my third Valentine’s Day in a row in love rather than inebriated, I have found other ways to celebrate. These ways involve baked goods and (vegan) butter. I’m fine with this.

My love muffins (sounds dirtier than it is) are from a delightful little cookbook, Moog’s Musical Eatery. Robert Moog is the inventor of the Moog synthesizer and Stew is a big fan. I like food, so that makes me a big fan of his wife’s cookbook.

Moog muffin

Simple. Perfect.

I added two mashed bananas to this basic recipe, subbed in a flax egg for the real egg, used almond milk and dropped a teaspoon of superfruit spread into each one.

Pair these love muffins with a cup of coffee for a pleasant early-morning way to welcome this heart-warming celebration of love. Or, if perhaps you’re not so into this holiday, just have one like this:

Very good.

Carrots & Cake & COOKIES

In Baked Goods on February 10, 2011 at 8:08 am

Tina's butterscotch chocolate chip bars

If you’re reading food/health blogs (which you appear to be right this very second), then I trust you read Tina’s. Who doesn’t really?

Based on my limited snapshot-sized view of Tina’s life through her blog, I can deduce that she likes cookies. Therefore, I like Tina. I like Tina even more since she sent me some of her cookies last week.

Butterscotch chocolate chip bar

We just polished the last one off yesterday so I went on a hunt to find the recipe on her blog. It wasn’t there so I went in a panic to Twitter to alert her of the situation. She sent me here to her oatmeal raisin bars recipe and instructed me to omit the raisins and add chocolate and butterscotch chips.

I will probably do that this weekend. You should, too.

Lemon Chia Scones

In Baked Goods on January 29, 2011 at 11:23 pm

Lemon chia scones

Today has been one of the most perfect Saturdays I’ve had in a long time. I baked. I walked. I yoga’d. I shopped. And it was 60 degrees and sunny. The gods smiled on me today.

Saturday baking is one of my favorite pastimes, but I find myself too busy frantically studying, working or driving over an hour for yoga to make it happen these days. Today I made it happen.

Prettyyy

I kind of wanted to do muffins, but when I flipped open How to Cook Everything Vegetarian and saw a basic scone recipe, I saw visions of lightly tart, tangy nubbins of lemon, butter and flour dance through my head. I don’t have poppy seeds, but chia seeds make a nice substitute.

Using Bittman’s basic scone recipe, I tweaked, tinkered and toiled until I had something that matched my lemony vision and the ingredients I had on hand. It looked something like this:

Lemon Chia Scones

2 c wheat flour
2 Tbsp chia seeds
1 tsp salt
1 Tbsp + 1 tsp baking powder
2 Tbsp sugar (divided)
5 Tbsp cold Earth Balance (or butter)
2 Tbsp ground flax seed + 7 Tbsp water + 1 tsp arrowroot
3/4 c Greek yogurt
juice of 3 lemons + zest

Combine the dry ingredients, adding only 1 Tbsp of the sugar and saving the rest for dusting later. In a separate bowl, combine your flax, water and arrowroot and let sit. This will be your egg replacer. Add butter to the dry ingredients and pulse a few times in a food processor (or mix it in bit by bit by hand–I did it this way). Combine the Greek yogurt, egg replacer and lemon juice/zest. Slowly add wet ingredients to dry. Once combined, dump dough into a floured surface and knead 10 times. Roll it out to 1/4-in thick and cut into biscuit shapes (or divide into 3 to 4 6-inch rounds and score into triangular pie shapes). Dust with remaining sugar and bake on 450 degrees for 7-9 minutes until golden brown. (The pie shapes take longer to bake, 9-11 minutes.)

Make it work

Beauty

These are lovely, light little scones with just a subtle hint of sweetness and a bite of lemon.

I promptly ate four for breakfast. Standing over the stove.

Supercharged (Again)

In Baked Goods on January 12, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Dreena Burton's Supercharge Me cookies

This isn’t my first time making Dreena Burton’s Supercharge Me cookies. It might be my fourth. No one knows. I like cookies.

Each time, however, I “tweak” way too many things and stray too far from the original recipe to be able to comment on whether or not it is actually good “as is.”

So this time I followed the rules. Result: Excellent. Tip: Cut the baking in half and they’re eeeeven better.

I like to use a melon baller for portioning tasty little bite-sized cookies. It keeps things uniformed and results in an end product that I can fit in my hand three at a time.

Scoopy

Cutie

Have you made these yet?

Cookiiiiiiiies

Oh BALLS

In Baked Goods on January 8, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Balllllls

Since my mom keeps lecturing me about swearing on the blog, I am forced to incorporate new PG phrases into my vocabulary. I think “OH BALLS!” is probably my favorite.

Anyone who has been reading food blogs since November knows a little something about dough balls. This was when the bloggerati descended on San Francisco for the Foodbuzz Festival and sampled the famed Annie the Baker dough balls. I don’t have to tell you this. You’ve read about them everywhere.

I’ve tried the dough balls, made Mama Pea’s vegan version myself and have concluded that I just can’t hop on the ball wagon. You see, I spent much of my youth eating frozen balls of cookie dough that my mom would by from Market Day and licking raw dough from beaters when we made our own cookies at home. Salmonella be damned!

So I consider myself kind of a cookie dough connoisseur, and as a dough ball purist, it is my firm belief that the dough cannot be cooked as it is in the dough ball recipes. No, if you want to eat cookie dough, you have to brave salmonella or make vegan versions. (See my attempts at uncooked vegan cookie dough balls here and here.) I’ve found that the cooked dough balls taste suspiciously like… cookies. Because they are. Even under cooking them by half the time still left mine too cookie-like for my snooty dough preferences.

Real dough

Cooked dough

All this to say: Mama Peas balls are daaaaaamn good, uncooked or not. But honestly, I’d follow her recipe step by step and then stop just short of baking (which she recommends, as well). Scoop the dough out into balls, dip in chocolate and refrigerate to eat as cookie dough truffles.

Have you hopped on the ball train? What’s your favorite recipe? Or are you a dough purist like me?

Snack Pack

In Baked Goods on December 31, 2010 at 11:03 am

Snack Pack!

I once wrote about a very different kind of Snack Pack, but this one is definitely better.

Cute little pack

I decided to whip up some treats for my friends, including:

The chocolate chip cookie brownies came about when I had a little brownie batter and a little cookie batter left. I decided to bake the brownies in cupcake liners since I didn’t have enough for a full pan. Then I decided it would be brilliant to put the cookie dough batter on top.

It was.

Everything is vegan and everything is also made with olive oil. Olive oil isn’t really recommended for baking since it imparts a detectable taste in the finished product, but I like that taste and it’s the only oil I ever have on hand so I went with it.

Vegetarian Cat Treats

In Baked Goods, Cats on December 29, 2010 at 11:21 am

Peanut butter cat treats

Wrought with guilt over abandoning the cats for a week, I did what any sane person would do in such a situation: I made cat treats the second I walked in the door. Truly. I don’t even know if I took my coat off.

I wish I had a recipe for you, but I used this mix from Target that they got for Christmas:

Cat treat kit

Complete with fish cookie cutter

It’s a simple enough process. Add water, mix…

Roll

Cut

Arrange

Once they’re baked (and cooled–important!), feed them to the wee little cat that has been impatiently waiting.

Now, please.

Did she love them? See the dramatic reveal of Weasel’s taste test. Ralph was none too impressed.

For the record, I didn’t eat one. Even though they’re vegetarian. And I really, really wanted to.

Fact: I ate dog biscuits as a child. My mom had to hide them from me.

Beaten Biscuits

In Baked Goods on December 23, 2010 at 10:41 am

Beaten biscuits

Beaten biscuits are a curious Southern delicacy that don’t have a whole lot of business on this blog about my vegetarian adventures, but they did have a huge part in shaping my childhood memories of the holidays.

My family makes beaten biscuits once a year, every year. Lard, white flour and milk combine to create the biscuits, which are then topped with butter and stuffed with salty country ham. Basically very, very good for you. I haven’t had one since I stopped eating meat, but I’ll still pitch in on the prep.

Mmmm lard biscuits

Because beaten biscuits date back to a time before baking powder and baking soda, a labor intensive process of kneading, folding, pounding and beating was used to work air bubbles into the dough that would serve as a natural leavener.

My family, however, uses a machine.

Beaten biscuit machine

Who wants to crank?

You twist the screws on the ends to raise and lower the press, starting wide and gradually tightening it as the dough smoothes out. Even with a machine, working the dough is a challenge. Manning the crank is a real workout and that responsibility is usually reserved for adults or children who insist they can do it. Note: They probably can’t.

If I remember the story correctly, my granddaddy designed this machine and they don’t really exist outside our family. Try a Google search for “beaten biscuit machines.” You won’t find many. I did find this woman who uses an old machine as a printing press now.

I don’t see ours being retired for other uses any time soon. This is probably what the family most looks forward to every year. Maybe I’ll make a lard-free version…

Stew and a biscuit

I made a turtle

Juice Pulp Apple Muffins

In Baked Goods on December 20, 2010 at 9:51 am

Apple muffins from apple juice remains

Still wondering what to do with juice pulp?

Earlier this week Stew and I made apple juice (incredible) so I decided to use the leftover pulp to make muffins for Jen’s party.

Once again, I used this basic vegan zucchini bread recipe but made all kinds of changes:

  • Apple pulp instead of zucchini
  • 1 c brown sugar instead of 2 c white (because that’s all I had)
  • Flax egg instead of egg replacer
  • Peanut flour (because I was a little short on regular flour)

Apple muffins

The result was a perfectly moist little apple muffin. I could get used to this whole juicer thing…

I Forgot I Made Socca

In Baked Goods on December 17, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Socca a la Pure2Raw Twins

I almost forgot I did this last week. Being out of school and one job makes me feel like time has stopped and the earth orbits around my bed, where I spend most of my hours these days. Hello, winter depression.

Anyway, I’ve been ogling the socca on Pure2Raw since Lori and Michelle first started raving about it. What could be wrong about a chickpea flatbread cooked in olive oil? Nothing.

So with chickpea flour, water and a pinch of salt, I made the leap into socca obsession.

Tah dah

I’m not quite so sure I did it right, but it certainly tasted amazing so I’ll take it.

Stew seems to think it’s tastes like… turkey. I’m not kidding. This is nonsense, but I swear that’s what he said. As in… “When are you going to make that bread that tastes like turkey again?”

Never. But I’ll probably make socca again soon…

What to do with Juice Pulp?

In Baked Goods on December 16, 2010 at 8:33 pm

Juice pulp crackers - carrot, beet, apple

The thing about juicing is you’re left with a mountain of perfectly good pulp that has no business in the trash can. Now what?

Crackers and bread, that’s what.

Juice pulp can easily be converted into crackers, quick breads, muffins, even cookies.

Juice crackers with Stew's hummus

For the crackers…

I referenced Kristen’s post on how to make green juice pulp crackers. Using the 2 cups pulp + 1/2 cup ground flax + 3/4 cup water foundation as a launching point, we mixed in different spices to make:

  • Paprika crackers
  • Spicy chili flake crackers
  • Rosemary, thyme, sage crackers
  • Tahini crackers

Instead of a dehydrator (because I don’t have one), we just baked them like I would just about anything else in the world… on 350.

Crackers and lentils

For the bread…

I used this vegan zucchini bread recipe and just subbed out the two cups of zucchini for two cups of pulp. I also used ground flax instead of egg replacer and 1.5 cups brown sugar instead of 2 cups white.

Juice pulp bread

This is amaaaazing bread and I will definitely use it for all my quick breads going forward–zucchini, banana, etc. Just don’t get impatient, crank the heat waaaay up to “speed things along” and blacken the bottom of the bread.

You have been warned.

All was not lost. It’s still delicious. Super moist. Drool.

The best part? This little adventure–four cracker batches and a loaf of bread–used up 10 cups of pulp from our last juicing adventure and we still have probably six more.

So I can make another bread and not burn it.

Victory is Mine

In Baked Goods on December 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm

Baguette, by Katie (2010)

Raise your flour-covered, dough-kneading fists in the air and scream it with me, “Victory is mine!”

This, my friends, is a baguette.

Baguette

Perhaps you two are unfamiliar because perhaps you, like I, can’t make yeast react, can’t make dough rise, can’t make miracles happen. Well, our bread-failing days are numbered. Our time has come. Our time is now.

I don’t know what made me decide to attempt this disaster-prone baking experiment one.more.time. Maybe it was the loud booming God-like voice inside my head that bellowed, “IT’S TIME.” Or maybe it sounded more like my own voice simply saying, “Let’s do this shit.”

So here’s how it went down…

Having failed one too many bread recipes in the past year, I turned to a man who many (myself included) believe can do no wrong in the kitchen.

Mark Bittman

The recipe.

With his words from How to Make Everything Vegetarian page 707 Fast French Bread or Rolls looking down on me like God over His people, I moved through every single step with much compulsion care. To say that I doubted Mark and myself (mostly myself) would be an understatement. To say that I expected to fail would be more accurate… that 10 minutes into baking, a still flat glob of dough led me to proclaim to Stew that I had botched the bread once again.

But wait. What’s this?? Twenty-five minutes in the baguette starts to rise, as if from the dead. Glory glory hallelujah!

I could hardly contain myself, pacing back and forth in front of the oven, gnawing on celery and carrots like the stress eater that I am.

And finally…

Success

It’s chewy and doughy and has wee little air pockets. Not the cavernous holes you find in the best of breads, but holes nonetheless and a sign that my yeast was hard at work in there burping out CO2 to make the bread rise. Thank you, thank you, you terrible, frustrating little creatures.

Best lunch ever.

I promptly inhaled half the loaf (which, by the way, was supposed to make three or even four loaves… details, details) with a bowl of lentils.

And now I will die happy.

Lemon Cornmeal Cookies

In Baked Goods on December 9, 2010 at 10:54 am

Lemon cornmeal tea cookies

If you’re drowning in a sea of salted chocolate-caramel, the only thing that will save you from sugar coma is a lightly sweet, subtly tart lemon cornmeal cookie with rosemary essence. [Note: Martha's recipe is not vegan. I used Earth Balance instead of butter and a flax/chia egg instead of real egg.]

This little guy just screams for a mug of tea and a snowfall.

Goods

Globs

Greatness

The rosemary is subtle. Just one sprig placed atop each cookie for baking gives your taste testers that ooh-what’s-THAT-I-detect-in-there moment.

So who’s coming to the cookie exchange tonight? Bet you wish you were now. WINK.

Salted Choco-Caramel Cookies

In Baked Goods on December 9, 2010 at 10:44 am

Salted chocolate caramel shortbread cookies. Aw hell.

If you’re thinking to yourself, “Damnit I wish I had the richest, densest, most outrageously delicious cookie on the face of the planet,” then has Martha Stewart got a deal.for.you. [Note: Martha's recipe is not vegan. I used Earth Balance instead of butter, vegan chocolate chips and my version of vegan cream, which you can find here.]

Presenting salted chocolate-caramel shortbread cookies in all their buttery, sugary, chocolatey glory:

Angels sing. Doves fly.

Not just caramel, no… chocolate caramel. Not just a cookie, no… a dense block of solidified butter. Not just sweet, no… salted sweetness.

Not just that… vegan.

Get you one.

Accidoodles

In Baked Goods on December 9, 2010 at 10:37 am

Whoops

While I’m not an excellent baker, I consider myself a master of messing up recipes for baked goods. This is a title I hold in high esteem and I’m sure you do, too. I don’t know why it’s so impossible for me to follow a recipe; I do know how to read.

Sometimes my slip ups are unsalvageable, but other times… they become accidoodles.

An accidoodle is a recipe-gone-wrong that becomes a snicker doodle. Sort of. Obviously.

To make accidoodles, simply:

  1. Try to make this, but instead of combining the butter with 1/4 c brown sugar, dump in 1.5 cups regular sugar.
  2. Stare at it blankly when it won’t combine.
  3. Set aside. Make this recipe for real this time.
  4. Come back an hour later to stare blankly at the bowl of sugarbutter a bit more.
  5. Throw in some flour.
  6. Applaud yourself for thinking of that.
  7. Add baking powder. Lots of it.
  8. High five yourself for thinking of that.
  9. How about a flax egg? No no… two.
  10. A little soy milk? I think so!
  11. Glob it onto a baking sheet and sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar.
  12. Cook for about 10 minutes on 350… because all cookies bake at 350, right?
  13. Take them to a food blogger cookie exchange.
  14. Hope all goes well.
  15. If (by some miracle of God) people ask for the recipe… say it’s an old family secret.

Oh, and eat one. They’re totally good.

Brownie Time

In Baked Goods on December 1, 2010 at 7:36 am

Indeed

Last night after Stew’s epic battle: shepherd’s pie, I announced it was brownie time. And it was.

I remember in my food composition lab over the summer my professor asking if anyone had ever actually made brownies from scratch. In my mind I scoffed and thought, “Of course.” But I hadn’t. I’ve only ever made it straight out of box. As it turns out, making it at home is equally idiot-proof… almost.

I used this recipe and into a bowl went:

  • 2 cups flour
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 3/4 cup cocoa powder
  • 1 t baking soda
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 cup oil
  • 1 tsp vanilla

Tah dah

Stupid-easy. And I topped it with chocolate chips too.

Unfortunately, I broke through the idiot-proof barrier and over-baked it so it’s more like a cake than a dense, chewy brownie. Why, oh why must baking forsake me so?

Beginner Roll Fail

In Baked Goods on November 20, 2010 at 10:51 am

I hate you so much.

I hate bread so much. I hate it because I love it and I can’t make it. Why, oh WHY have I been cursed with the complete inability to make yeast react?

Have you ever tried making yeast bread? Don’t even tell me I need to make sure the water is “luke warm” or “like a hot tub” or “you’ll just know.” It’s not that easy. What are you, a thermometer?

And if you’ve never tried this mess and someone else tries to tell you any of those things, you look them dead in the eye and tell them that lying is the devil’s work, and then march yourself straight to the store to buy a real thermometer.

But don’t get your hopes up too high. Because that’s exactly what I did and despite my brand new thermometer reading precisely 110 degrees, my yeast still didn’t react meaning my bread still didn’t rise and my end product was a dense little brick bread nugget.

Booo

Don’t worry. I shall overcome. I will conquer yeast. Just wait.

Banana Nut Muffins

In Baked Goods on November 18, 2010 at 9:15 am

My neighbors think I'm crazy

This morning I wanted nothing for breakfast. No. I wanted breakfast very badly, but I didn’t want a smoothie, oatmeal, muesli or any of the other things in my house. What’s a girl to do?

Make muffins.

Last year my friend Sandwich got me this beautiful Mark Bittman book How to Cook Everything Vegetarian. Now, I realize you’re thinking, “Aren’t muffins inherently vegetarian?” And to that I would say, “Yes. Most.”

Except bacon muffins.

So the point isn’t so much that Bittman had to work really hard to find vegetarian-friendly muffin substitutions. That’s not hard. The point is that he filled 900+ pages with thousands of recipes and I want them all. The different sections will usually start with a basic you-can’t-mess-this-up-even-YOU-Katie recipe and then a million substitutions for different variations.

I used his basic muffin recipe and made it vegan banana nut with buckwheat flour.

Holla

Which I enjoyed with peanut butter and bananas.

Eat us!

Excuse me while I have another.

Muffin Head

In Baked Goods on November 15, 2010 at 6:08 am

Stuffed with apple ginger jam

I forgot to mention the muffin habit I acquired while in Boston. I also forgot to mention that these muffins were the size of my head.

Objects in photo are larger than they appear

Vegan muffins abound in that city. What was I supposed to do? Look at them?

No! Eat me!

So I did. And it was awesome.

I also learned what I already knew… That Starbucks soymilk is like a damn candy bar in a cup. I knew they weren’t making them taste so much like candy without them having at least a metric butt ton of sugar involved. If my soy lattes never taste like they do at Starbucks, then something must be up. I learned from Aubrey, a former Starbucks employee, that their soymilk is specially made for them and is formulated to be super thick, creamy and sweet. No one is surprised.

Not Starbucks

After having many a standard soy latte in Boston, I have now sworn off Starbucks candy in a cup. At least until like… tomorrow… when I want one. But for now… yes.

I was at the bank the other day (managing my millions, you know) and the teller had this hilarious sign on her window that said something like: “Dear God, so far today I haven’t gossiped, cursed, complained, lied, etc. But I haven’t gotten out of bed yet so I might need your help for the rest of the day.”

Maahaha. Yes. So no more Starbucks, I say, at 10:15pm on a Sunday when I wouldn’t want one anyway. See you tomorrow about 2pm. We’ll see how far this gets me.

Blueberry Cornbread

In Baked Goods on November 13, 2010 at 4:49 pm

Vegan blueberry cornbread

I’ve done nothing but slave away in the kitchen all day and to be perfectly honest, there is absolutely nothing else I’d rather do on a day “off” than slave away in the kitchen. Unlike most other things that I do–TV, Internet, work–time in the kitchen never seems like an utter waste of my time. It’s when I’m happiest.

So when a little bird in my mind chirps, “Blueberry cornbread, Katie! Blueberry cornbread!” I get to work. Happily.

Happy time.

I used this recipe but instead of egg replacer I used 1 Tbsp ground flax + 1 Tbsp chia seeds + 6 Tbsp water and I was out of margarine so I used shortening. Also, my blueberries were frozen.

Yes.

Despite a lack of fat (except the mere 2 Tbsp of shortening), this bread is surprisingly moist and buttery. How’d that happen? No one knows. No one’s complaining.

Perfect Oatmeal Cookies

In Baked Goods on October 27, 2010 at 10:05 pm

Just like Food Network

Check it out! I got a new DSLR AF-S 1 Billion blahblahblah and decided to test it out on a batch of oatmeal cookies. Weeee!

I saw this amazing recipe on Good Eats the other night and knew it had to be made. The best part? No flour! Just grind up oats. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA.

So I’m not expert with the camera yet or anything, but checkit… You see the “After” above. Now here’s the “Before” on my old camera:

WOW

Whaaaaat?? DAYUM! These expensive cameras are worth it. And since I clearly didn’t steal that first picture from Ina Garten here and CLEARLY did not F up Alton’s cookies beyond recognition, I can only imagine how much more amazing my old photos would have looked with this.

Since I was on fire making flawless baked goods, I also decided to make granola:

No big deal

And since it’s apparent that the above granola is NOT just a crumbled up fail cookie from the bastardized Alton batch… it is also apparent that I am a domestic goddess.

I absolutely cannot wait to see how many people did not read this far and start leaving comments about how great my new photos are and how jealous they are of my new camera. Can.not.wait.

In case you missed it… I destroyed a batch of Alton Brown’s oatiest oatmeal cookies tonight. The problem started with his measurements being in ounces instead of cups and ended with a full tray of molten, sugary goop. When said molten, sugary goop cooled and set, I had this:

I shall call them Crispy Pecan Oaties

If I’ve learned anything from the snide judges on chopped, Iron Chef, Top Chef and the like, it’s that calling your dish something even though you completely failed to execute that something properly is a major mistake. If I called this a cookie, Alex Guarnaschelli would call me a bitch. So no. They’re not cookies. They’re thin and crispy pecan oaties. AND… they’re actually quite good. Like a solid block of granola.

I did finally get my shit together and create an acceptable cookie:

Oh THIS is what they should look like.

The absolute best part of this whole debacle was taking a picture of the two side by side:

Haaaahaha

My camera picked up face recognition on the light, round cookie to the right but completely ignored the dark square on the left. Because my camera is racist.

Watch me get sued for using that Food Network picture. Just watch.

Crusty Bread, Creamy Soup

In Baked Goods on October 11, 2010 at 1:31 am

A beautiful sight

A few weeks ago I picked up The Flying Apron Cookbook, and I am in love. The Flying Apron Bakery, located in Seattle, serves clean, wholesome, vegan and gluten-free baked goods. This place is basically my dream. This is what I want to do. I want a cute little bakery/cafe with a yoga studio upstairs. That’s it. I said it. In fact, a few weeks ago I threw that out to the universe. I’m not a pray-er and I’m not a new-age weirdo, but in moments of weakness I can be found making bargains with “The Universe” or God. Whatever floats your boat. Some people say you can get what you want out of life, but you have to put it into motion by throwing your desire out into the universe first. So I did that. Just a little: “Hey… Universe? I want a bakery. I want a yoga studio, too. Both of them. I said it. There. Let’s do this.”

So let’s do this, right? I suppose the first roadblock would be the fact that I don’t really know how to, ummmm… bake. No rush on this whole desire thing. I’ll practice. I promise.

I started with Flying Apron’s house bread (vegan and gluten-free) and their tomato cannellini soup. Mmmmm.

The goods (soup)

The goods (bread)

Behind the scenes

Both recipes called for simple, accessible ingredients–especially the soup, very basic.

Down to business...

Kneed

Chop

Sip

And finally…

Tah dah!

Taaaaah daaaaaaaah

The best part of this whole experience was realizing that the bread would best be consumed slathered in “butter” and honey.

Good idea, Katie!

I cannot wait to cook my way through this book. Join me, won’t you?

Gingerbread Cupcakes (Yes)

In Baked Goods on October 3, 2010 at 5:50 pm

Oh, the joy.

So last night Angela posted a recipe for pumpkin gingerbread with spiced buttercream frosting.

Clearly I made it today. Clearly.

Drool.

Hey now. Hey noooow.

Cue Hilary Duff…. this is what dreams are made of.

Thank you, Angela. Thank you.

Carrots 'n' Cake 'n' Cookies

In Baked Goods on October 1, 2010 at 8:08 am

Cookies!

Last night I made Tina’s oatmeal banana chocolate chip cookies as inspired by Kath. We had just put dinner in the oven–cauliflower and zucchini–and on the stove–quinoa, when I looked at Stew and inquired, “Should we make cookies?”

Why would someone even ask a question like that? Especially directed at Stew. Just whip out the goods and make it happen.

So we did.

These are super simple, super goooood cookies. I used Kath’s sub of coconut oil for canola and also used a gluten-free biscuit flour rather than whole wheat. Due to the use of GF flour, our cookies were more banana bread-like. We were fine with this.

Hooray for cookies. Make these.

Peanut Butter Blondies

In Baked Goods on September 21, 2010 at 9:16 pm

PB Blondies

I know that people think vegan food is weird, but it’s just… not. I think that when people hear vegan they crinkle their noses and think, “Pleh, vegetables.” You get that same kind of response to vegetarianism, but to a lesser degree. People hear vegetarian and think, “Pleh, vegetables… but thank God you can drown them in cheese.” When I tell people that I’m a vegetarian, 99% of their followup questions are: “But you’re not a vegan, right?” (Followed, of course, by: “But where do you get your protein?” To which I respond…)

I always say no, I’m not vegan… because I’m not. But if I actually were a strict vegan, I’m not so sure I’d advertise it. Not down here in South Carolina, anyway. It’s not worth the blank stares and/or heated arguments. Not at all.

You know what is worth a few blank stares and heated arguments, though? Peanut butter blondies. The vegan kind.

Hate on, haters

Made these babies without an animal (or vegetable!) in sight. How do you feel about that, naysayers? I understand that not every diet appeals to every person. But I do wish that the general public at large (or at least the restaurant owners) would take note of what vegetarians and vegans really eat. Because if I get one more iceberg salad for dinner or a fruit cup for dessert, I will cry.

Just so everyone knows… on a vegetarian (or vegan or raw or gluten-free or allergen-sensitive) diet, we do have our egg-free, wheat-free, milk-free, nut-free cake, and we eat it too.

You can find this recipe in Vegan Cookies Invade Your Cookie Jar.

Flourless PB Cookies II

In Baked Goods on August 27, 2010 at 10:24 pm

Coooookies

The last time I made these, I thought, “These would be good with chocolate.”

But then again… what wouldn’t?

And since I was really feeling feisty, I added coconut as inspired by Ally.

These cookies are insanely simple: peanut butter, sugar, eggs (flax + chia seeds + water to make it vegan). And chocolate and/or coconut if you’re into that. Sadly, I just can’t make them as amazing as everyone says they are. They’re just… off.

Is it the lack of egg? Probably.

Mediocre cookies

I was going to take these to brunch tomorrow, buuuut then I remembered I kept eating the dough and putting the spoon back in. You’re welcome. Food sanitation, what what.

Ben's Birthday Cupcakes

In Baked Goods on August 22, 2010 at 4:52 pm

Yellow cake, chocolate frosting. Always.

My brother’s favorite cake, as far as I know, is yellow cake with chocolate frosting. This is what he’s requested each year on his birthday since childhood. My dad like devil’s food, my mom likes angel food and I somehow ended up with a hamburger cake like this one every year of high school:

Burgercake

My favorite kind of cake, however, is a tie between hummingbird cake, which is not what it sounds like, and carrot cake, which is exactly what it sounds like.

Hummingbird cake for my 21st

I believe hummingbird cake is a southern thing, evidenced by the fact that Martha Stewart cites Paula Deen as the creator of her recipe here. It’s a banana cake stuffed with hunks of pineapple and nuts and then slathered in cream cheese frosting. You know what carrot cake is.

Since I’m not one to try and force people to eat the way I do (especially my brother), I made him good old cupcakes from a box. OK, fine. I did use organic boxed cake and frosting mix. He won’t notice.

Shhh

I followed the instructions (sort of) and used real eggs but vegan butter. But, to keep things interesting, I split the boxed mix in half so I could make his regular vanilla cupcakes the right way following the instructions and then test another batch of vegan lemon cupcakes with the rest.

Vegan lemon-glazed lemon cupcakes

These babies are way better than the original ones you get from following the instructions on the box. To make them vegan and lemony, simply use:

  • 1.5 T chia seeds + 1.5 T ground flax + 9 T water instead of 3 eggs
  • almond milk instead of cow’s milk
  • vegan butter (like Earth Balance) instead of traditional butter
  • zest from one lemon
  • juice from one lemon

The glaze is a simple mix of lemon juice and confectioner’s sugar but mine didn’t set up like it’s supposed to so I won’t even waste that recipe on you.

Drippy, lemony glaze

Supercharge Me Cookies

In Baked Goods on August 4, 2010 at 12:13 am

Mighty little cookie

Today I wanted to make a deceptively healthy cookie like the supercharge me cookies I keep seeing everywhere. Then I realized I should probably stop wasting my time and just make the ones everyone is raving about.

I used Dreena’s recipe here but made many a tweak in terms of mix ins and gluten-free flour. I also used a mashed banana to replace 1/2 of the maple syrup and olive oil instead of canola. Aaaand I oversalted the hell out of my dough. When she says “heaping 1/4 teaspoon,” I recommend just a 1/4… or less.

Small but mighty

These cookies are no joke. In the mix:

Black currants – high in vitamin C plus potassium, iron and B5
Goji berries – phytochemicals, polysaccharides and amino acids
Flax – omega 3 fatty acids
Chia seeds – omega 3 fatty acids
Sunflower seeds – very high in vitamin E and B1
Peanut butter – healthy fat
Olive oil – healthy fat

Normally, I would never buy crazy expensive goji berries, but I found them in the bulk bins so I went with it because I could just buy a 1/2 cup for crazy cheap. And the only reason I even gravitated toward them (and the black currants) was because they were the only two dried fruits that weren’t sweetened. I hate sweetened dried fruits. It’s sweet enough.

These cookies are awesome. I wish mine didn’t taste like salty crackers, though. Nothing a little melted chocolate on top won’t fix…

High Five, Anne P

In Baked Goods on July 30, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Anne P's vegan nut butter breakfast bars

I’d like to extend a heartfelt high five to fellow RD-to-be Anne P for her vegan almond butter breakfast bars. I made these tasty delights a couple days ago and have found that I tend to eat them two at a time. No problem.

Her recipe calls for almond butter but I had PB on hand and it does the trick. I also used gluten-free flour and cut the maple syrup down from 1/3 c to 1/4 c. Not because I thought it was too much but because I was too lazy to wash another measuring cup. I love how subtly sweet they turned out.

I’m also surprised by how perfectly moist they are. They’re soft like banana bread, not dense like a cookie. Proof that you don’t need fats and oils to make a decent baked good.

I know I’ll be coming back to this recipe when school starts and I need to stock my snack arsenal.

Make.these.now.

Sweet Spinach Muffins

In Baked Goods on July 26, 2010 at 1:58 pm

No, you can't taste the spinach

The other night I got to try Diana’s Green Monster Muffins and they were fantastic so as soon as she posted the recipe, it was go time in my kitchen.

These muffins are light and lemon-y like a throw back to lemon poppyseed muffins but with lots of healthy spinach crammed in. I tweaked Diana’s recipe to make mine vegan and gluten-free by using GF flour and subbing a flax “egg.” I also cut the sugar down to 1/2 cup and used 2 Tbsp olive oil instead of canola. But hers were better.

Sweet Spinach Muffins
(from The Chic Life)

1.5 c GF flour
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp baking soda
1 flax egg (1/2 Tbsp ground flax + 1/2 Tbsp chia seeds + 3 Tbsp H2O)
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 applesauce
1 cup PACKED baby spinach, chopped in food processor
3 Tbsp olive oil
1 tsp vanilla extract
zest of 1 lemon

1. Create flax “egg” and set aside to gel. Process spinach and set aside. In a separate bowl, combine first five dry ingredients.

2. Mix sugar and flax “egg” together and then mix in the remaining wet ingredients.

3. Pour the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients and stir to combine. Spoon into a lined cupcake tin. Optional: Top with chopped nuts of choice. I used pecans.

4. Bake at 350 degrees for about 15 minutes.

Love muffin

Brilliant recipe, Diana!

Peanut Butter Banana Muffins

In Baked Goods on July 11, 2010 at 5:06 pm

Peanut butter banana muffin (vegan, GF)

I always get the baking itch over the weekend so I today I made these crazy simple peanut butter banana muffins inspired by HEAB’s almond butter chocolate banana nut muffins. I took her recipe and just tweaked it for what I had available and cut the sugar down. It turned out quite nicely.

Peanut Butter Banana Muffins

2 bananas, mashed
¼ peanut butter
1/3 cup sugar
1 Tbsp chia seeds + 3 Tbsp water
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup all-purpose gluten-free flour mix
1/2 c teff flour (or any other gluten-free flour)
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt

1. Mix bananas, PB, sugar, chia seeds + water and vanilla in a bowl.

2. In a separate bowl, mix remaining dry ingredients.

3. Add dry ingredients to wet. Spoon batter into cupcake liners and bake on 350 degrees for about 20 minutes.

Super easy. Super good. Try it!

Dark Chocolate PB Cookies

In Baked Goods, Gluten Free on June 3, 2010 at 10:57 am

Dark chocolate peanut butter cookies

Last night I wanted chocolate but all I had in the house was a tub of dark cocoa powder. To avoid eating it straight with a spoon, I decided to tweak the flourless PB cookie recipe to include chocolate-y goodness.

This pretty much entailed just adding cocoa powder to the current recipe. Works for me.

Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookies

1/2 c peanut butter
1/4 c sugar
pinch of salt
1/4 c oats
1 tbsp dark cocoa powder
1 vegan egg – 1/2 tbsp ground flax + 1/2 tbsp chia seeds + 3tbsp water

First mix your vegan egg ingredients together and let sit for a few minutes. Then mix together everything in a bowl. Scoop out about tablespoon-size balls of dough onto a cookie sheet and bake on 350 for about 10 minutes. This makes about 10 cookies. Halfway through baking I pressed the cookies down into flat shapes with a spoon because the dough doesn’t spread on it’s own.

These are super chewy and aren’t too sweet.

PB&J Granola Bars

In Baked Goods on February 24, 2010 at 4:25 pm

Mmm, childhood

I had this idea for a peanut butter and jelly granola bar floating around in my head and also happened to have what I predicted would be necessary to make them on hand so I went with it. As always, my measurements are just estimates. But it should get you pretty close…

PB&J Granola Bars (Vegan, Gluten-Free, No Bake)

2 3/4 c gluten-free oats
2 tbsp whole flax seeds
1 c unsweetened apple sauce
3/4 c nut butter (I used Nuttzo)
4 tbsp coconut oil
1/2 c jam (I used strawberry)

1. Spread oats and flax seeds onto a baking sheet and toast for about 10-15 min on 350 degrees.

2. Combine apple sauce, nut butter, coconut oil and jam in a sauce pan and heat on medium to melt and combine. Smoosh up the larger chunks of jam if you have big fruit pieces.

3. Combine the sticky mixture with the oats and stir well. Press onto a sheet or pan and refrigerate until set.

PB&J granola bars

Crazy Good Banana Bread

In Baked Goods on February 20, 2010 at 6:24 pm

Gluten-free, vegan banana bread

I had some bananas nearing the end of their roads so I knew it was time for banana bread. And since Stew is doing a great job actively avoiding gluten to test his tolerance, I also knew it had to be gluten-free. I’m not vegan, but since I rarely buy eggs it’s just easier for me to make baked items vegan because I always have ground flax on hand.

SO, here we go…

Vegan Gluten-Free Banana Bread

2 c gluten-free flour
1.5 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
1/5 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla
2 mashed bananas
1/2 c sugar
2 flax eggs*
1/2 tsp chia seeds
1/2 c almond milk
Brown sugar to sprinkle (optional)

1. Combine flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, cinnamon and nutmeg.

2. In a separate bowl, mash bananas with a fork. Add sugar, vanilla, flax eggs, chia seeds and almond milk.

3. Add wet mixture to dry ingredients and stir until incorporated.

4. Spoon batter into a greased loaf pan and bake for 40 minutes at 350 degrees.

Mmm, banana bread

*To make flax eggs: Combine 1 tbsp ground flax with 3 tbsp water for 1 flax egg. This recipe would require 2 tbsp flax and 3 tbsp water.

I had a slice hot out of the oven and it is delightful. I wonder how it will keep though since gluten-free items are pretty finicky.

[Adapted from: Book of Yum] – Notes on adaptation: I subbed flax eggs for real eggs and almond milk for oil to cut down on unnecessary fat. I used 1/2 c of sugar because a full cup seemed excessive. I sprinkled mine with a little brown sugar to make up for it.

Chocolate Biscotti

In Baked Goods, Recipes and Meals on December 20, 2009 at 5:06 pm

Vegan gluten-free chocolate biscotti

So I’ve had this biscotti idea bouncing around in my head since I made the gluten-free bread the other day. Since it’s a dense bread that doesn’t rise I thought it would slice perfectly into biscotti and bake off nice and crunchy. I, of course, don’t really know what I’m doing when it comes to baked goods, but I busted out the KitchenAid mixer for round 2 anyway and took a shot in the dark.

Vegan Gluten-Free Chocolate Biscotti

4 c gluten-free all purpose flour
1 tbsp light brown sugar
1/2 tbsp baking soda
1/2 tbsp baking powder
1 tbsp ground flax
1 tbsp chia seeds
1/5 c water
1 tsp apple cider vinegar
3 tbsp agave nectar
1/3 c vegan chocolate chips

1. Sift dry ingredients

2. Add water, vinegar and agave nectar. Mix until combined. (I used the bread hook for this. You could do it by hand.)

3. Mix in chocolate chips.

4. Halve dough and pat out into low loaf shapes (about 1/2 inch high) on a greased pan.

5. Cut into biscotti slices and back on 400 degrees for about 30 minutes

Slice and bake, sort of

Optional: Melt remaining chocolate chips over a double boiler. Dip biscotti in chocolate and let dry.

Chocolate biscotti

I can’t decide if I love them or not. They’re good. I don’t know. Gluten-free flour is weird. I mean, I really like them. I just want to taste it and know everyone else would like it. That’s the goal I have for these recipes with dietary restrictions. Quite challenging. I feel like anything dipped in chocolate and then dipped in coffee is a winner, though.

Gluten-Free Bread

In Baked Goods, Recipes and Meals on December 18, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Gluten-free yeast-free bread

I’ve been eyeing my KitchenAid mixer all week. I was really anxious to use it–partially because I couldn’t wait and partially because I didn’t know what to do with it. I’ve never had a real kitchen appliance before.

So tonight I decided it was time. I kind of wanted to try out the bread hook but I had no plans of using yeast. Nope. Not yet. Give me time.

So I found this yeast-free recipe (which also happened to be vegan) and made it gluten-free. Whew. That’s annoying.

Obviously I did not follow it. I used brown sugar, agave nectar, all-purpose gluten-free flour and added ground flax and chia seeds.

I also decided the bread hook looks a lot like a pirate hook.

YAAAAR

And I love this mixer.

I love you, too

For some reason I thought it would be really scary and difficult–like the first time we tried to use the food processor. COMPLICATED. Do you know how many pieces that thing has?

Not that KitchenAid, though. Plug it in. Flip the switch. I love it.

As for the bread… It’s what you’d expect of vegan gluten-free, yeast-free bread. Oh, you wouldn’t expect it to be good? It is. You just can’t expect it to be like regular bread. It’s much denser and crumbles more easily.

Mmm

I sampled it with Nuttzo and agave nectar. Delicious.

Gingerbread Cats

In Baked Goods, Recipes and Meals on December 12, 2009 at 9:24 pm

Gingerbread cats love you

I didn’t grow up eating gingerbread as part of the holiday tradition. Just didn’t do it. We made our gingerbread houses out of graham crackers and ate mountains of puppy chow (AKA muddy buddies). In fact, it has never occurred to me to make gingerbread… ever. But for some reason it is all I’ve been able to think about this month.

That’s all well and good but there are several problems with this desire to make gingerbread…

1. I don’t have a mixer of any kind. Not even a hand mixer. Nope.

2. I don’t have a rolling pin.

3. I don’t have cookie cutters… or do I?

4. Stew can’t eat gluten.

5. And for some reason I enjoy trying to veganize baked goods.

As it turns out, Stew got me a cat cookie cutter forever ago that I had forgotten about. So while gingerbread men were out of the question, gingerbread cats were not.

Cat cookie cutter

I don’t have a rolling pin but I do have a jar of spaghetti sauce that worked just as nicely.

No rolling pin needed

And boyfriends make just fine mixers. As for the gluten and the vegan… child’s play. A quick Google search returned a wealth of vegan gluten-free gingerbread cookies. This one was the easiest and called for the least number of weird ingredients. It’s not vegan but that’s a quick fix. Sub 1 tbsp of ground flax + 3 tbsp water for one egg and use Earth Balance vegan spread rather than butter. I used Arrowhead Mills all-purpose gluten-free flour and was very pleased with the result.

So here’s my take on the recipe…

Vegan Gluten-Free Gingerbread Cookies

2 cups gluten-free flour (Arrowhead Mills gluten-free all purpose)
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon cinnamon
2 teaspoons ground ginger
1 pinch salt
1 flax egg (1 tbsp ground flax + 3 tbsp water)
1 stick vegan spread (Earth Balance)
1/4 cup molasses
1/2 cup brown sugar

1. Mix together “butter” and sugar. Add “egg” and molasses.

2. In a separate bowl, sift all dry ingredients. Add wet ingredients. Combine then place in refrigerator for 1 hour.

3. Roll dough out and cut into shapes. Baked on greased cookie sheet for 10 minutes at 400 degrees.

I was really surprised how nicely the dough turned out considering the modifications.

Lovely dough

 And it was perfectly simple to cut into cats.

Cats!

 I even added some raisins for eyes.

Gingerbread cat

And they were ready to bake.

Cat army

I made Stew a special heart cookie and he thought it was a mitten. Fail.

I am so excited about these. I think they turned out perfectly. Simply on taste preference, I think I’d go a little lighter on the ginger. It was a bit intense for me. Other than that, love it. I recommend this.

Yes, Scrooge is getting into the Christmas spirit. Trying anyway. Today I rounded up a bunch of food to donate, made gingerbread cats and went to see The Rockettes.

I'm a Rockette

We were supposed to get a “wintry mix” today but got only rain. Cold.ass.rain. Gross.

There’s Scrooge. You missed her.

Gluten-Free Pumpkin Muffins

In Baked Goods, Recipes and Meals on November 30, 2009 at 7:25 am

No gluten here

Last night I tried my hand at gluten-free baking, and let me just say… I was terrified.

As it turns out, it’s not such a big deal. Buy any flour other than wheat or rye (ie rice, almond, tapioca, garbanzo, etc.) and give it a try. I went with Bob’s Red Mill biscuit and baking mix. It’s a blend of rice and garbanzo flours.

As such, the batter is not so delicious. It’s got a serious garbanzo undertone in its raw state. I was really disappointed at that point in the game, but I decided to bake them anyway.

Luckily, 350 degrees for 15 minutes makes a world of difference.

So here you have it…

Gluten-Free Pumpkin Muffins

1 3/4 c gluten-free flour (Bob’s Red Mill)
1/2 c sugar
1 tbsp ground flax
1 tsp baking soad
1tsp baking powder
1 tbsp pumpkin pie spice
1/3 c agave nectar
1/2 c canned pumpkin
1/2 c yogurt (soy if you want to stay vegan–I used Chobani)
1/2 c apple sauce
1/4 c chopped pecans (optional)

1. Combine dry ingredients. In a separate bowl, combine wet ingredients.

2. Mix wet and dry ingredients together. Usually this recipe calls for just 1/3 c apple sauce but I found that the batter was too dry so I kept adding more until I assume I was at about 1/2 c. If you need a little more, add it.

3. Mix in nuts (optional) and spoon batter into greased muffin tin.

4. Bake on 350 degrees for 15-18 minutes… maybe longer. Just watch it.

Because the batter was so revolting, I got nervous and topped these with a little sugar before baking to try and mask it. They would have been fine without it.

Hooray for adventures in gluten-free baking.